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2022
September
- Blush Temptasia Trixie vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy GS comparison
- LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review
August
July
June
- Review: LELO Elise 2 dual motor luxury vibrator
- Review: L’Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators
- External Safety, Internal Stories, and All-Around Horny
- Review: Ursula tentacle & Mr. Moonlight dual-density dildo from Laphwing
May
- Midwest ‘Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!
- Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review
- Types of Dildo Bases — and 6 things you could do with them
- Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators
- Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
April
- Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
- Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them?
- Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Comparison & Mini-Reviews (Update)
March
- How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes?
- Diary of a Sex Educator: what my job means for my dating experiences
- The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal
- A Sex Toy Reviewer’s Ethical Code of Conduct
- Mega-Guide to Fisting and 24 Huge Dildos, Compared!
February
- Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments
- “Oops, That’s My Kink”: 2 turn-ons I’ve discovered on accident
- SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: 4 Self-Care Packages with Spectrum!
- 16 Sex Toy Hacks & Conversions Anyone Can Do!
January
- 2 Spicy Outfits I’m Wearing to Dirty Show 22 in Detroit
- 6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos, Compared: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed
- FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review
- “Pillow Princess”: 5 Ways I’m Reclaiming the Title
- 20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!
2021
December
November
- Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet
- Best Black Friday sex toy sales of 2021
- Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
- How Each Menstrual Cycle Phase Affects My Sex Life
- GIVEAWAY: Uberrime Night King, Sensi, & Baroba UV silicone dildos
- Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
October
September
- Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics
- Q&A: What’s it like to be a male escort?
- RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS
- Pipedream Icicles No. 87 & 39 glass dildo review
August
- Fun Factory Tiger G5 ribbed G-spot vibrator review
- 7 Questions to Unfuck Your Love Life & Yourself
- Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
- Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy
July
- Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review
- Porn for Women: 6 Traits I Love Seeing!
- Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
- Condoms 101: choosing the perfect condoms for you!
June
- Panam Palmer cosplay photos (Cyberpunk 2077) – Part 1
- Review: Cat o’ Nine Tails whip from Passion Craft Store
- Review: Squeeze-It silicone & Silexpan dildos under $35
- Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia sex doll torso
- Review: Leather Riding Crop from Passion Craft Store
May
- 3 Reasons to Deprioritize Social Media for Adult Businesses
- Review: Pris Toys Gemini silicone dual stimulation dildo
April
- Santa Cruz Coaster self-thrusting rabbit vibrator review
- Review: 4 SILICONE double dildos for body-safe DP play, compared
- Review: Strap-On-Me Large silicone ejaculating dildo
- Review: Cal Exotics Slay Thrust Me, Charm Me, and Arouse Me
- Review: Maia Destiny, Elegance Dreamy, Twitch Innovation suction vibe review
March
- Review: Sohimi Clitoral Suction & Pulsing Rabbit Vibrator
- Pris Toys Sentinel review: HUGE dildo bigger than soda can
- Review: NS Firefly Yoni silicone stroker & Banana Pants B.cush
February
- Uberrime Astra Large review: tapered 7″ A-spot dildo
- Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing vibrating cock ring review
- Hot Octopuss Kurve review: rumbly G-spot vibrator with squishy tip
- OhMiBod Esca 2 Bluetooth remote panty vibrator review
January
- 5 Ways Sex Toy Companies Make More Budget-Friendly Toys
- Lora DiCarlo Filare vs. LELO Ora 3 review & comparison
- Pris Toys Basilisk review: dual-density dildo with soda can width
- GIVEAWAY: $350 of sex shop gift cards to celebrate 250 posts!
- Review: Pelle Whim squishy vulva grinding toy
- 7 We-Vibe Tango X & Touch X super powerful vibrator upgrades!
- Review: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ 2+ & 3+ long-distance air pulse vibe
- Review: Arcwave Ion Penis Stroker with Pressure Wave Motor
2020
December
- Review: BMS Leaf+ Bloom & Cal Exotics Marvelous Lover
- Review: Velvet Thruster Prime, Abbey, Sammie, Teddy GS & XL
- PMDD: a life-threatening mental illness to know about
November
- Find the best Black Friday & Cyber Monday sales on sex toys
- Review: Gvibe Gpop 2 vibrating plug by Fun Toys London
- 5 Top Types of Sex Toys for People With Penises
- Clone-A-Willy Kit review: how to life cast a penis in silicone!
- Review: Zeus Twilight Violet Wand & Cal Ex Impulse electrostim
- Icicles No. 70 S-curved G-spot & A-spot glass dildo review
- Lora DiCarlo Baci review: air pulse micro-robotic massager
- Self Delve Marshmallow squishy spiral silicone dildo review
October
- Honey Play Box Jubilee fluttering rabbit vibrator review
- 5 AMAZING Glow-in-the-Dark Dildos to Try!
- iobatoys OhMyG “Super Silent” G-spot massager review
- Fun Factory SUNDAZE Pulse Vibe review: best discreet toy of 2020?!
- Review: 321 (Blast Off) & Seahorse slender S-curve dildos
- Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrating alien dildo
- We-Vibe Rave Review: a rumbly G-spot & a-spot vibrator!
- Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler vibrators
- The 4 Commandments For Size Queens With Vaginas
- Review: Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 CES Award-Winning Robotic Massager
September
- Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G-Spot Stroker
- 4-Inch Clitoris: a homology to penises in pleasure
- What’s the Difference Between Dildos & Vibrators?
- 6 Reasons Chastity Cock Cages Can Be Hot
- 7 Factors in Picking the Right Menstrual Cup
- Review: Fun Factory Bouncer, B-Balls, and LuzArte Bubbles
- Nalone Pure X2 inflatable silicone rabbit vibrator review
- Giveaway: We-Vibe Nova 2, Lush Iris, LuzArte Jollet, Hop Cottontail, Triple Motor Stimulator, & sticker pack!
- Review: LuzArte Jollet polka-dot dildo with Magic Wand attachment
- 5 Ways Companies Try to Screw Over Reviewers & Cam Models
- Review: We-Vibe Nova 2 rabbit vibrator with rumbly clit stimulator
August
- FemmeFunn Cadenza self-thrusting dildo pulsator review
- Review: Uberrime Primo, Dulce, Optimo, Maxime dual-density dildos
- SVAKOM Coco slim beginner G-spot vibrator review
- Review: Blush Lush Gia wand & Juna pinpoint mini-vibe
- I’m Ready to Start Dating. Now What?
- 5+ Worn or Used Sexy Things to Sell — Beyond Underwear
- LuzArte Thrust clear polka dot vibrating dildo review
- BMS Addiction David affordable pack & play dildo review
- Naughty Bits Ombré Hombre galactic vibrating dildo review!
- 3 Must-Have Pleasure Products For Couples: Tongue-Tied, Wicked Jelle, & The Layer
- 5 Top Online Dating Platforms: what my friends & I think of them
- Biird Obii review: clitoral air pulse toy
- Kegel Progression & Vaginal Weightlifting: beginner to dumbbell
- Hankey’s Toys Dragon XS review: INTENSELY textured silicone dildo!
July
- Fun Factory Limba Flex (S & M) review: posable silicone dildo
- 24 Best Budget-Friendly & Body-Safe Sex Toys (2020 EDITION)
- Bestvibe Triple-Motor G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
- What Makes a Bullet Vibrator Rumbly — a Look at 6 Motors!
- Womanizer Classic vs. Premium vs. We-Vibe Melt Comparison & Review
- 6 VR Porn Productions I’ve Been Exploring
- Zumio E oscillator review & comparison (vs. Zumio X and S)
- 4 Shitty Dating Advice Marketing Ploys I’m Sick of Seeing
- Le Wand Arch stainless steel G-spot & A-spot dildo review
- AW HELL NO: LELO Sona 2 Cruise & Soraya Wave reviews
- Romp Flip & Blush Nöje W4 rechargeable mini-wand reviews
June
- Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux review: penis vibrator for couples
- Le Wand Contour vs. njoy Eleven (Comparison & Review)
- Giveaway: Xcitme Sym-B Sensual Collection 3-in-1 Vibrator Kit
- 5 Characteristics of the Best Sex Shops
- Mr. Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Medium review: soft but HUGE silicone dildo
- Uberrime Praesto, Tantus Sport, & Silc Arts Renaissance dildo reviews
- Zeus Arcana Electrosex wand massager review: vibrations AND electrokink
- 10 Things I Used For Strap-On Play: Temptasia Underwear Harness, Avant P3 / D15, & more!
- How to Get More Comfortable With Anal Sex
May
- Silc Arts Sparrow Large bird-shaped artisan dildo review
- Xcitme Sym-B Sensual Collection interchangeable vibrator system review
- 7 Ways to Create a More Realistic Masturbation Experience
- Uberrime A-Spot Avenger dildo giveaway!
- 9 Ways to Use a Wand Massager with a Partner
- Le Wand Rechargeable cordless massager / wand vibrator review
- Review: Cloud 9 Novelties G-Spot Slim 7 Inch flexible A-spot vibrator UNDER $35
- Uberrime A-Spot Avenger girthy superhero silicone dildo review
- Exploring the A-Spot (Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone)
April
- Hot Octopuss Amo rumbly affordable bullet / Tango alternative review
- 5 Things to Know About Nude & Lingerie Modeling Online (Interview with Dekilah)
- Doxy Die Cast review: wand better than Hitachi!
- Review: Love Spun & Tilt-O-Whirl spinning “tongue” rabbit vibrators by Evolved Novelties
- GIVEAWAY TIME: Win a Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball vibrator!
March
- Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior silicone nun dildo review
- Review: Lealso 10-Setting Tongue-Shaped Clitoral Vibrator via BestVibe
- New Sensations: 8 Unique Sex Toys to Try in 2020
- Review: BMS Naked Addiction & XR Thump It self-thrusting realistic dildos
- Satisfyer Sweet Treat, Yummy Sunshine, and Charming Smile Vibrator Mini-Reviews
February
- How to Have Clean Anal Sex: 4 Considerations
- The Polite Way to Break Up (With Your Therapist)
- Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft dildos
- Dating Yourself Any Day (Not Just Valentine’s Day!)
- Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator II Self-Thrusting Dildo Review
January
- 4 Common Misconceptions About Sex-Positive Bloggers
- Fun Factory Be One Couples’ Finger Vibrator Review
- 5 Tips for Discreet & Conveniently Travel-Friendly Sex Toys
- Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Comparison & Mini-Reviews: find the best cordless & compact wands
- A Super Smashing Sex Toy Gift Guide: Find the Best Sex Giftable Toys!
- How to Cast a DIY Silicone Dildo at Home
- LetsGetChecked mail-in STI test kit review: Basic 3 (Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, & Trichomoniasis)
- Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball review: vibrator with flickering bead
- Top 10 Best Sex Toys of 2019 & Year-End Recap
2019
December
- Review: Uberrime Bella & Supero Big, Realistic, Dual-Density Dildos
- NS Novelties Firefly Glass G-Spot Glow Wand review: the ultimate A-spot dildo
- 9 Sexy/NSFW-ish Subreddits I’ve Been Enjoying
- My Past Sexy Side Hustles & Free Stuff (Beyond Reviews!)
- Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play)
November
- Black Friday & Cyber Monday Sales and Deals on Sex Toys 2019
- Lush Iris review: thrusting, gyrating, pressure wave rabbit by Blush
- 5 Countries Where Traveling With or Buying Sex Toys Is Illegal
- Self Delve veggie dildo reviews: eggplant, curved cucumber, fly agaric mushroom, and pepper
- Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: another tongue-flicking suction vibe review!
October
- NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review
- Fun Factory Volta review: pinpoint flickering “tongue” vibrator
September
- 10 A-Spotty Dildos For Deep Penetration and Cervix Massage
- Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold pulsating G-spot vibrator review
- SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug
- Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS
- Le Wand Chrome Point and Deux elegant clitoral vibrator reviews
- Blush Novelties Realm Drago and Draken sword dildo review
August
- Hot Octopuss Digit rumbly finger vibrator & Jett penis vibrator review
- 4 Great Reasons to Consider Hiring an Escort
- Fun Factory Laya II lay-on clitoral vibrator review
- Zumio S Caress vs. Original Zumio X pinpoint clitoral oscillator review
- njoy Fun Wand stainless steel S-curved dildo review
July
- Review: b-Vibe Anal Training & Education plug kit
- Self Delve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
- Sex Blogger 101 Q & A
- We-Vibe Moxie panty vibe & Lovely 2.0 Bluetooth cock ring mini-reviews
- Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more!
June
- 5 Ways I’ve Made My Orgasms Longer and More Intense
- BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky rumbly rechargeable wand vibrator review
- Mini-reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, and Vixskin Colossus
May
- Uberrime Sensi squishy silicone dildo & vaginal plug review
- Why I Don’t Hunt For “Unicorns” / FFM Threesomes
- njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
- 5 Easy Ways to Have Better Sex
April
- Vibease wearable Bluetooth app-controlled clitoral vibrator review
- Zalo Sweet Magic Desire thrusting dildo and Temptation bullet review
- Mini-reviews: Kip by Dame Products & BMS Mini Swan Rose clit vibes
- Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
- What I learned about STIs the hard way (and what else kept me up at night)
- Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5″ affordable dual-density dildo review
March
- Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review
- BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrating and spinning silicone dildo
- Mini-reviews: Womanizer Liberty, Satisfyer Partner Multifun, Pro 3 Vibration
- Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-themed silicone fantasy dildo
- Zalo Marie Rococo-themed G-spot vibrator review
- Uberrime Deep Diver glow-in-the-dark silicone tentacle dildo review
February
- Magic Wand Plus review: rumbly corded wand vibrator / Hitachi upgrade by Vibratex
- Emojibator Chickie review: chick emoji clitoral suction vibrator
- My top 10 sex toys & products for partner play
- Cal Exotics Impulse intimate electrostimulation / e-stim vibrator review
January
- 3 reasons why I want more body piercings in 2019
- Dame Products Pom review: quiet & low-pitched clitoral vibrator
- Desirables Dalia porcelain G-spot dildo review
- Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
2018
December
- Zolo Twist Anaconda penis masturbator cup review
- We-Vibe Nova review: rabbit vibrator with rumbly clitoral stimulator
- Uberrime Xenuphora tentacle fantasy dildo review
- A Smashing Revival Reverie Giveaway: 11 sexy prizes
- Review: Luvkis bird-shaped kegel exerciser set (+ intro to Kegels)
- November 2018 faves: sex toys, personal updates, and what’s coming up
November
- Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review
- LELO Mona 2 luxury G-spot vibrator review (plus comparison to an affordable alternative)
- 10 travel-friendly sex toys that discreetly fit in a sunglasses case
- BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
- 3 bullets under $35: Maia Jessi, Pillow Talk Racy, Blush Revive Luscious mini-reviews
- B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 review: vibrating butt plug with spinning beads
October
- Flavored Hathor/SUTIL Body Glide lube review: coconut, mint, vanilla, cherry
- Hot Octopuss Atom vibrating cock ring review
- Iroha Zen Matcha textured mini-vibrator review
- Hot Octopuss Pulse III solo review: powerful vibrator for penises
- Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail
- FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet powerful aluminum vibrator review
- Sex toy cookie decorating tutorial with easy icing recipe: a date night DIY
- Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail Silicone G-spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
- Fun Toys Bioskin Gplug vibrating dual-density butt plug review
- Velvet Thruster review: self-thrusting dildo & portable fucking machine
September
- 5 ways to optimize sex toy storage and organization!
- Vibrating Cock Rings 101: A Guide For Vagina-Owners
- B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 Medium weighted silicone butt plug review
- Woodhull Dinner with Epiphora, Kate Sloan, Rae Chen, and Super Sleepy Enby
- Womanizer Classic review: clitoral suction and pressure wave stimulator
- 3 of my first sex toys and better alternatives (includes noje G Slim & Silicone Willy’s 8 inch review sampler)
August
- Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
- Pretty Love Dylan “Come Hither” rabbit review
- njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review
- Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review
- Fun Factory Darling Devil Battery+ vibrator review
July
- MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth customizable vibrator review
- Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: powerful bullet vibrator
- Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
June
- Fun with foreskin: tips, techniques, and .GIFs!
- Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
- Super Cy’s Summer Wet Dream Giveaway: win one of 11 sexy prizes!
- 5 Ways to Make Kegels More Fun (LIKE VAGINAL WEIGHTLIFTING!)
- njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
- Facebook detox: unplugging from social media as a form of self-care
May
- Zumio review: pinpoint oscillating clitoral vibrator
- Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 Freedom Review: rainbow striped dildo
- Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft review: steampunk textured dildo
- Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review: wearable suction vibrator for intercourse
- The Spaces Between review: a political porn about people of color with white partners
- Shots Chrystalino Gallant review: cobalt blue glass A-spot dildo
April
- VeDO Bam Mini bullet vibrator review
- BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy review: powerful G-spot vibrator
- Blush Novelties Avant D4 review: “Pretty in Pink” striped silicone dildo
- Tantus Ringo review: huge butt plug used vaginally
March
- CrashPad’s Guide to Fisting: lesbian / queer fisting porn review
- Blush Novelties Gaia Eco review: $10 slimline vibrator
- Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, Jollies Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon
- Blush Novelties Avant D5 Review: striped silicone dildo w/ suction cup
- 6 Essential Things to Know About Modeling Nude For Art Classes
- Pink BOB Silicone Vibrating Dildo Review: body-safe sex toy under $20
February
- Shots Chrystalino Champ review: cobalt blue glass G-spot dildo
- 5 Reasons Why I Like the Eroscillator More Than the Hitachi Magic Wand
- My favorite Valentine’s Day sales!
- Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-density dildo with girth of soda can
January
- Foreskin’s function (and the fucked-up connection between circumcision and cornflakes)
- Cervical orgasms & stimulation: a BS-free guide to deep erogenous zones
- California Exotics Marvelous Flicker Review: flickering tongue-shaped vibrator
2017
December
- Sinclair Inspire review: big, budget-friendly, silicone vibrator for size queens
- 9 Comforting Statements For a Friend Who’s Been Sexually Assaulted
November
January
2016
July
June
April
March
January
2015
December
- 15 Best Sex Toys on a Budget
November
October
- 6 Reasons Why “Vibrator Addiction” Is BULLSHIT
- California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator
- VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo
- Crystal Delights Crystal Twist review: spiral-shaped glass dildo
- We-Vibe Tango review: most powerful bullet vibrator
- Tantus Splash/Magma review: thoughtfully textured silicone dildo
