Super Smash Cache Posts Archive (by Date)

Binge-read all of my blog posts, without clicking through pages and pages!

2020, March
- Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior silicone nun dildo review
- Review: Lealso 10-Setting Tongue-Shaped Clitoral Vibrator via BestVibe
- New Sensations: 8 Unique Sex Toys to Try in 2020
- Review: BMS Naked Addiction & XR Thump It self-thrusting realistic dildos
- Satisfyer Sweet Treat, Yummy Sunshine, and Charming Smile Vibrator Mini-Reviews
2020, February
- How to Have Clean Anal Sex: 4 Considerations
- The Polite Way to Break Up (With Your Therapist)
- Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft dildos
- Dating Yourself Any Day (Not Just Valentine’s Day!)
- Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator II Self-Thrusting Dildo Review
2020, January
- 4 Common Misconceptions About Sex-Positive Bloggers
- Fun Factory Be One Couples’ Finger Vibrator Review
- 5 Tips for Discreet & Conveniently Travel-Friendly Sex Toys
- Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Comparison & Mini-Reviews: find the best cordless & compact wands
- A Super Smashing Sex Toy Gift Guide: Find the Best Sex Giftable Toys!
- How to Cast a DIY Silicone Dildo at Home
- LetsGetChecked mail-in STI test kit review: Basic 3 (Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, & Trichomoniasis)
- Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball review: vibrator with flickering bead
- Top 10 Best Sex Toys of 2019 & Year-End Recap
2019, December
- Review: Uberrime Bella & Supero Big, Realistic, Dual-Density Dildos
- NS Novelties Firefly Glass G-Spot Glow Wand review: the ultimate A-spot dildo
- 9 Sexy/NSFW-ish Subreddits I’ve Been Enjoying
- My Past Sexy Side Hustles & Free Stuff (Beyond Reviews!)
- Elust 125: find other rad sex bloggers!
- Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play)
2019, November
- Black Friday & Cyber Monday Sales and Deals on Sex Toys 2019
- Lush Iris review: thrusting, gyrating, pressure wave rabbit by Blush
- 5 Countries Where Traveling With or Buying Sex Toys Is Illegal
- Self Delve veggie dildo reviews: eggplant, curved cucumber, fly agaric mushroom, and pepper
- Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: another tongue-flicking suction vibe review!
2019, October
- NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review (PLUS GIVEAWAY!)
- Fun Factory Volta review: pinpoint flickering “tongue” vibrator
2019, September
- 10 A-Spotty Dildos For Deep Penetration and Cervix Massage
- Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold pulsating G-spot vibrator review
- SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug
- Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS
- Le Wand Chrome Point and Deux elegant clitoral vibrator reviews
- Blush Novelties Realm Drago and Draken sword dildo review
2019, August
- Hot Octopuss Digit rumbly finger vibrator & Jett penis vibrator review
- 4 Great Reasons to Consider Hiring an Escort
- Fun Factory Laya II lay-on clitoral vibrator review
- Zumio S Caress vs. Original Zumio X pinpoint clitoral oscillator review
- njoy Fun Wand stainless steel S-curved dildo review
2019, July
- Review: b-Vibe Anal Training & Education plug kit
- Self Delve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
- Sex Blogger 101 Q & A
- We-Vibe Moxie panty vibe & Lovely 2.0 Bluetooth cock ring mini-reviews
- Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more!
2019, June
- 5 Ways I’ve Made My Orgasms Longer and More Intense
- BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky rumbly rechargeable wand vibrator review
- Mini-reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, and Vixskin Colossus
2019, May
- Uberrime Sensi squishy silicone dildo & vaginal plug review
- Why I Don’t Hunt For “Unicorns” / FFM Threesomes
- njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
- 5 Easy Ways to Have Better Sex
- What CAN’T Sex Toys & Dolls Replace From a Partner?
2019, April
- Vibease wearable Bluetooth app-controlled clitoral vibrator review
- Zalo Sweet Magic Desire thrusting dildo and Temptation bullet review
- Mini-reviews: Kip by Dame Products & BMS Mini Swan Rose clit vibes
- Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
- What I learned about STIs the hard way (and what else kept me up at night)
- Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5″ affordable dual-density dildo review
2019, March
- Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review
- BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrating and spinning silicone dildo
- Mini-reviews: Womanizer Liberty, Satisfyer Partner Multifun, Pro 3 Vibration
- Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-themed silicone fantasy dildo
- Zalo Marie Rococo-themed G-spot vibrator review
- February 2019 monthly faves, oddly specific kinks, and “fuck yeah!”s
- Uberrime Deep Diver glow-in-the-dark silicone tentacle dildo review
2019, February
- Magic Wand Plus review: rumbly corded wand vibrator / Hitachi upgrade by Vibratex
- Emojibator Chickie review: chick emoji clitoral suction vibrator
- My top 10 sex toys & products for partner play
- Cal Exotics Impulse intimate electrostimulation / e-stim vibrator review
2019, January
- 3 reasons why I want more body piercings in 2019
- Dame Products Pom review: quiet & low-pitched clitoral vibrator
- Desirables Dalia porcelain G-spot dildo review
- Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
2018, December
- Zolo Twist Anaconda penis masturbator cup review
- We-Vibe Nova review: rabbit vibrator with rumbly clitoral stimulator
- Uberrime Xenuphora tentacle fantasy dildo review
- A Smashing Revival Reverie Giveaway: 11 sexy prizes
- Review: Luvkis bird-shaped kegel exerciser set (+ intro to Kegels)
- November 2018 faves: sex toys, personal updates, and what’s coming up
2018, November
- Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review
- LELO Mona 2 luxury G-spot vibrator review (plus comparison to an affordable alternative)
- 10 travel-friendly sex toys that discreetly fit in a sunglasses case
- BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
- 3 bullets under $35: Maia Jessi, Pillow Talk Racy, Blush Revive Luscious mini-reviews
- B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 review: vibrating butt plug with spinning beads
- October 2018 faves: sex toys, Habitica, journaling, and personal updates
2018, October
- Flavored Hathor/SUTIL Body Glide lube review: coconut, mint, vanilla, cherry
- Hot Octopuss Atom vibrating cock ring review
- Iroha Zen Matcha textured mini-vibrator review
- Hot Octopuss Pulse III solo review: powerful vibrator for penises
- Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail
- FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet powerful aluminum vibrator review
- Sex toy cookie decorating tutorial with easy icing recipe: a date night DIY
- Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail Silicone G-spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
- Fun Toys Bioskin Gplug vibrating dual-density butt plug review
- Velvet Thruster review: self-thrusting dildo & portable fucking machine
2018, September
- 5 ways to optimize sex toy storage and organization!
- Vibrating Cock Rings 101: A Guide For Vagina-Owners
- B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 Medium weighted silicone butt plug review
- Woodhull Dinner with Epiphora, Kate Sloan, Rae Chen, and Super Sleepy Enby
- Womanizer Classic review: clitoral suction and pressure wave stimulator
- 3 of my first sex toys and better alternatives (includes noje G Slim & Silicone Willy’s 8 inch review sampler)
2018, August
- Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
- Pretty Love Dylan “Come Hither” rabbit review
- njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review
- Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review
- Fun Factory Darling Devil Battery+ vibrator review
2018, July
- MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth customizable vibrator review
- Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: powerful bullet vibrator
- Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
2018, June
- Fun with foreskin: tips, techniques, and .GIFs!
- Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
- Super Cy’s Summer Wet Dream Giveaway: win one of 11 sexy prizes!
- 5 ways to make Kegels more fun (like vaginal weightlifting!)
- njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
- Facebook detox: unplugging from social media as a form of self-care
2018, May
- Zumio review: pinpoint oscillating clitoral vibrator
- Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 Freedom Review: rainbow striped dildo
- Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft review: steampunk textured dildo
- Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review: wearable suction vibrator for intercourse
- The Spaces Between review: a political porn about people of color with white partners
- Shots Chrystalino Gallant review: cobalt blue glass A-spot dildo
2018, April
- VeDO Bam Mini bullet vibrator review
- Elust 105: find other rad sex bloggers!
- BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy review: best powerful G-spot vibrator
- Blush Novelties Avant D4 review: “Pretty in Pink” striped silicone dildo
- Tantus Ringo review: huge butt plug used vaginally
2018, March
- CrashPad’s Guide to Fisting: lesbian / queer fisting porn review
- Blush Novelties Gaia Eco review: $10 slimline vibrator
- Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, Jollies Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon
- Blush Novelties Avant D5 Review: striped silicone dildo w/ suction cup
- 6 Essential Things to Know About Modeling Nude For Art Classes
- Pink BOB Silicone Vibrating Dildo Review: body-safe sex toy under $20
2018, February
- Shots Chrystalino Champ review: cobalt blue glass G-spot dildo
- Elust 103: find other rad sex bloggers!
- 5 Reasons Why I Like the Eroscillator More Than the Hitachi Magic Wand
- My favorite Valentine’s Day sales!
- Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-density dildo with girth of soda can
2018, January
- Foreskin’s function (and the fucked-up connection between circumcision and cornflakes)
- Cervical orgasms & stimulation: a BS-free guide to deep erogenous zones
- California Exotics Marvelous Flicker Review: flickering tongue-shaped vibrator
2017, December
- Sinclair Inspire review: big, budget-friendly, silicone vibrator for size queens
- 9 Comforting Statements For a Friend Who’s Been Sexually Assaulted
2017, November
- 3 ways I’ve changed since starting my blog (sex blogging superhero, but not sexpert)
2017, January
- Bswish Bwild Deluxe Bunny review: why I don’t like rabbit vibrators
2016, July
- Vixen Creations VixSkin Outlaw review: huge, realistic silicone dildo
- Elust 84: find other rad sex bloggers!
2016, June
- Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator
2016, April
- The real difference in sensitivity between circumcised and uncut penises
2016, March
- BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic Review: big, rechargeable vibrator
2016, January
- Je Joue Uma review: rumbly mid-sized vibrator
2015, December
- 15 Best Sex Toys on a Budget
2015, November
- Bodywand Midnight review: powerful wand vibrator with dial control
2015, October
- 6 reasons why “vibrator addiction” is BULLSHIT
- California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator
- VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo
- Crystal Delights Crystal Twist review: spiral-shaped glass dildo
- We-Vibe Tango review: most powerful bullet vibrator
- Tantus Splash/Magma review: thoughtfully textured silicone dildo
2015, September
- The G-spot exists. Cut the pedantic semantics.
2015, January
- 4 tips for basic blowjob troubleshooting
2014, December
- The Bare Minimum For a Sex Toy That Doesn’t Suck: Materials & Safety