Archive (by Date)

Binge-​read all of my blog posts, with­out click­ing through pages and pages!

2025

June

• 3 Colossal Cocks Compared: Mythical vs. Dr. Brody vs. VixSkin X Bronco Review
• Why Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Reminds Me of My Friend
• Mid-​Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING
• Pelvic Health Tips I Wish I Knew Sooner (From an Over-Kegeler)

May

• Beginner-​Friendly Dildos: THE SOUL-​SNATCHING STARTER PACK For All Your Hot Spots
• Dillenia Gama Review: 9.7″ Glass Glizzy for Dreamy Deep Dicking
• 7 Hypnotic Dirty Talk Techniques for Dominance & Submission

April

• 3 Glorious, Girthy Realistic Glass Dildos & How to Thrust Them
• VixSkin Mustang Review: A Cult Classic Dual-​Density Dildo

March

NEW POSTS

• Girth Game Level-​Up: SuperFit XL Dilator Review & How-To
• Velvet Prime Lewis: Uncut & Thick Thruster Attachment
• Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G‑Spot & Depth Dildo

UPDATES AND REVISIONS

• Added Lovense Lush 4 and We-​Vibe Jive 2 to my panty vibra­tor guide
• Best Thrusting Dildos vs. Gorilla Grip Coochie Shopping Guide
  • Added Thruster Prime Lewis and met­al screw upgrade.
  • Changed Stronic Pulsator links as we're griev­ing the loss of Fun Factory </​3

February

NEW POSTS

• Tracy’s Dog Pockety Review: Wearable Finger Vibrator
• Manwan Penis Vibrator Review: Evo vs Sub One
• Body Dock Lap Strap Review: Suction Cup Dildo Mount & Thigh Harness
• Review: Valm Ultra Realistic Triple Density-Dildo
• COME TOGETHER Book Review: Reignite Intimacy and Desire
• Quick! Valentine’s Flash Sales on Sex Toys: Up to 75% Off
• Heavy, Huge, Heavenly: An XL Glass Dildo for Size Queens, et al.

UPDATES AND REVISIONS

• Debugged the table of con­tents style. That was start­ing to both­er me a lot; OH MY LORD.
• Replaced Honey Play Box and Zalo links, e.g. in my guide to panty vibrators

January

NEW POSTS

• Making Money Lewd & Nude Modeling: The Grind Behind It
• 5 Reasons to Adore Uberrime Dildos
• Ranking the Rumbliest, Most Powerful Wand Vibrators

UPDATES AND REVISIONS

• Cervical Orgasms & Stimulation: a BS-​Free Guide to Deep Erogenous Zones — I updat­ed the list of my favorite dil­dos for deep pen­e­tra­tion and sort­ed it from mild to wild
• 25+ Deep Penetration Dildos For A‑Spotting and Cervix Massage — let's be real: I've been run­ning this web­site for a looooooong time. So I updat­ed this list orig­i­nal­ly from 2019 (!!!) to bet­ter reflect the cur­rent mar­ket and my tastes.
• Exploring the A‑Spot — swapped out the VixSkin Johnny for Maxime and delet­ed some rec­om­men­da­tions I was more "meh" about
• Mega-​Guide to Fisting and 26+ Huge Dildos, Compared! — orig­i­nal­ly from 2022. Revised the lists and links to make it eas­i­er to shop. Still not com­pre­hen­sive, but con­tains all my new faves, with new pictures!
• How to "Date Yourself" — updat­ed toy rec­om­men­da­tions in the sec­tion about dif­fer­ent eroge­nous zones — time­ly with Valentine's Day com­ing up!
• Forget the 2020 edi­tion of my wands guide — the 2025 edi­tion is here!
• Added nuance to some men­tions of pelvic floor exercises

P.S. I'll be writ­ing for The Pelvic People soon <3

2024

December

• My Ecstatic Essentials: Pleasure Products I’m Loving Lately, Beyond the Review Shelf
• Swirlii Review: Gyrating Vibrator for Shallow Penetration
• Dee’s Big Daddies Diedrich & Duncan XXL Dildo Review
• Tracy's Dog Elatia & Beta Curling "Finger" Rabbit Vibrator Review

November

• Holiday Heat: Curated Spicy Sales on Sex Toys
• Cupsland Twirl Stroker Review: Realistic Sensations + Adjustable Tightness
• Rating Realistic Sliding Skin Dildos: RealCock, Jock, Blush, RodeOH

October

• How Many Mistresses Can One Man Handle?
• Tracy’s Dog Surreal Review: Bluetooth Lipstick Vibrator
• 3 Skull-​Themed Dildos For Spooktacular Nights In
• Okay, Fine: The Womanizer Wave Showerhead Grew on Me.
• Why Sose’s Mirage G‑Spot Vibrator Is Magical(ly Familiar)
• Maia Nala Wand Review: 5 Reasons to Love This Massager
• READER RAVE: L’Acier Capo = Intense Orgasms All Over

September

• 9 Silicone Pussy Plugs, Compared: G Squeeze, Sensi & MORE
• Fucking Myself With Luscious Playthings’ 8″ Glass Dildo
• Doxy Die Cast R Review: Most Powerful Rechargeable Wand?!
• REPOST: How the Fun Factory Vim Became My Favorite Cordless Wand
• 4 Mental Hang-​Ups About Vibrators I’ve Gotten Over

August

• Long Weekend, Longer Orgasms: Labor Day Toy Sales!
• KinkyPop Toys Thexomite Dildo Review: thick, INTENSE textures!
• Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-​Density HYPER-REALISM!
• SPOIL YOURSELF: 40% off Fun Factory Toys & More

July

• Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
• UPDATE: 19 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (…And 6 I Dislike!)
• Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A‑Spot Dildo Review
• The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!
• Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
• Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A‑Spot & Cervix Massager

June

• Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review
• Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator
• Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-​BAM Thumping Gyrations!
• EdenFantasys Sensualist 7″ Vibrating Dildo Review
• Pink Punch Dream Bunny Review: Air Pulse Finger Vibe
• Snail Vibe Gizi Rabbit Review: Constant Clitoral Contact?
• Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On?
• Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-​Density Dildos

May

• Clandestine Mimic+ Plus Review: A Versatile AF Vibrator!
• Review: Double-​Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde
• 7 Ways Animal Mating Is Like Human Dating
• Wicked Bunny Collection Review: Air Pulse & Toy Care Kit
• UPDATES: Best Bullet Vibrators & Best Rechargeable Wands!
• Why Is This INTENSE Compact Wand So Familiar?
• BMS PalmPower vs. Cal Ex Couture POWERFUL Mini-Wands!
• Dee’s Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can
• Lovense Gemini vs. OhMiBod Sphinx Bluetooth Nipple Clamps

April

• Uberrime Uberron & Uberous Review: Huge Silicone Dildos!
• Uberrime Reservo Review: Love for Intact Foreskin Dildos!
• 11 Ways Glass Dildos Changed My Sex Life
• YoYoLemon Licking Pussy Pump vs. Her Ultimate Pleasure vs. Cal Ex
• Tracy’s Dog OG 3 Review: 2‑in‑1 Air Pulse Dual Stimulator
• Bestvibe Little Fox Remote Panty Vibrator Review
• njoy Disco Review: Next-​Level Textured Steel Dildo
• Voila Little Goo Review: POWERFUL Dinosaur Suction Toy
• Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide

March

• Sex Toys for Every Star Sign & Pleasure Persona: A Gift Guide
• Review: Leten Dream Series Kawaii Cat Ear Wand
• Why Do Men Buy & Jack Off to Women’s Used Panties?
• 8 Breathtaking A‑Spot Vibrators for Deep Penetration, Ranked!
• 3 Emotional Needs of Sext Chat & Femdom Enthusiasts
• Review: Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Rumbly Thumping Wand

February

• YoYoLemon vs. Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine vs. Fun Factory Tiger
• Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks
• Review: Playboy Ring My Bell & Acclaim Clit Thumpers
• Review: Uncover Creations Ovipositor Dildo & Tentacle Grinder III
• Uberrime Damn Alien Review: Beaded G‑Spot Massager
• Pelle Flex, Orange Slice, and Gummy Worm Squishy Silicone Grinding Toys
• Valentine’s Day Sales: Fun Factory, Foria, Bijoux Indiscrets
• Sultry Body Care: My Favorite Lube, CBD, Pheromones, Condoms, Massage & More!

January

• Karma Lilac Unihorn Review: Unicorn Vibrator With Pulsing & Tapping
• 3 Rumbly Blowjob Vibrators For Fantastic Fellatio: Manta, Vim & Bond
• Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo
• BestVibe Fiona Fluttering Tongue Vibrator Review
• Pris Toys Syren Review: Textured Deep Penetration Dildo for A‑Spot Stimulation!

2023

December

• Review: Rock Candy Refined Sweetensity Mini-Wand
• Review: My Secret Butterfly Mini Rabbit Vibrator by Nasstoys

November

• Self-​Thrusting Sex Toys vs. My Gorilla Grip Coochie: a Comparison of Contraptions
• Mini-​Reviews: Maia Shroomie & Naughty Bits Bone Head Skull Vibrator
• Black Friday Sales 2023: SPICY STEALS & DEALS
• Magic Wand Micro Review: Pocket-​Sized Power or Hype?
• Mastering the G‑Spot’s Mystique (To Unlock More Elation!)

October

• Carnal Confessions from the Kinky Congregation
• This slid­ing skin dil­do is shock­ing­ly life­like AND cheap!
• Fun Factory Laya III Review: Rumbly & Versatile AF!
• 17 Remote Control Panty Vibrators, Compared & Ranked!
• Bestvibe Angel Review: Winged Pegasus Dildo

September

• Dildos vs. “The Real Thing”: Which One I’d Rather Have
• Honey Play Box Oly Review: Bluetooth Remote Vibrator
• BestVibe Phoenix Self-​Thrusting Monster Dildo Review
• Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
• Domina Decoded: 5 Femdom Principles for Male Obedience
• Review: Je Joue Amour, Duet, and Vita rumbly bul­let vibrators
• Sexual Satisfaction Isn’t Just One Destination For Men, Either
• Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-​Density Dildo by Vixen Creations

August

• Foria CBD Booty Melts & Intimacy Oil: First Impressions
• Uberrime Kraken’s Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review
• Mystique Venus Vibe Review: Rabbit With Flower Petals
• Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo
• Breaking Chains: Defining BDSM & Reimagining Roles
• Review: Biting Lips & Vibrating Tongue Oral Sex Simulator From Bestvibe
• PHOTOGRAPHY SHOWCASE: FUN FACTORY Just Turned 27!
• Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!

July

• Velvet Thruster Prime Fucking Machine Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
• 5 Weirdly Specific Penis Facts You (Probably) Didn't Know
• Review: Dorcel Double Do & Tantus Hook long dildos
• 7 Steamy Skills For Soft Dominant Dirty Talk

June

• Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
• THROWBACK: 5 First Sex Toys, 10 Years Later!
• Gooner Humiliation Kink Affirmations for Jack-​Off Addicts
• Rabbit Vibrator Trends: Air Pulse Dual Stimulators & More
• Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
• Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker

May

• To Rock My World, Stop Asking (Only), "Did You Cum?"
• 8 Best Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
• RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide Review: Realistic Dildo with Sliding Skin
• 7 Kinks to Combine With a Dollification Fetish
• Review: Dee's Big Daddies Drake XXXL Dragon & Davy Tentacle Dildo
• FUN FACTORY VIM Review: Best, Rumbliest Cordless Wand
• Pixies Exciter & Pretty Little Wands Review: Beginner G‑Spot and A‑Spot Vibrators!

April

• Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy Comparison
• 5 Ways to Intensify Sex With CBD Arousal Lube
• L’Acier Reverb Review: Steel Vibrator for Hands-​Free Orgasm
• Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Review: Remote Control Egg Vibrator
• Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny Huge Dildo Reviews
• Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess Dual-​Density Dildo

March

• Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe Review & Comparison
• Rideable Vibrator Review: Liberator Wanda, Ruby Glow Blush, and VibePad 2

February

• Self-​Love Spotlight: The Selfish Sensualist
• Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I Oscillators
• Even More Truths about Dating a Sex Industry Professional: The Unabridged Notes

January

• 13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
• Cum Together While I Clench My Cunt
• Viben Fierce Review: Rechargeable Mini Wand Massager
• Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene Dildo Review

2022

December

• CLITMAS SPOTLIGHT: XL Sammie Prime thruster, cli­toris orna­ments, and more!
• Review: Uberrime Anurian dil­do big­ger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho

November

• Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked!
• Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” real­is­tic dil­do & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator
• Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-​On-​Me Comparison
• Cock Cage THESE 3 Types of Kinky Submissives!

October

• Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b‑Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs
• Honey Play Box Pomi pow­er­ful mini wand mas­sager review
• Je Joue G‑Kii ULTIMATE G‑SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW
• Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G‑spot rab­bit vibra­tor review

September

• Blush Temptasia Trixie vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy GS comparison
• LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibra­tor review

August

• 13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (…and 5 I dislike!)

July

• Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan

June

• Review: LELO Elise 2 dual motor lux­u­ry vibrator
• Review: L’Acier Capo and Slide stain­less steel vibrators
• I'm a woman with a high libido. What's up with that?
• Review: Ursula ten­ta­cle & Mr. Moonlight dual-​density dil­do from Laphwing

May

• 11 VIOLENTLY PATRIOTIC America-​Themed Sex & Kink Toys
• Snail Vibe pow­er­ful rab­bit vibra­tor review
• Types of Dildo Bases ⁠— and 6 things you could do with them
• Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators
• Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner sil­i­cone dildos

April

• Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
• Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them?
• Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Comparison & Mini-​Reviews (Update)

March

• How do sex blog­gers file and pay taxes?
• Diary of a Sex Educator: what my job means for my dat­ing experiences
• The Realm Silver Bullet review + com­par­i­son to Blush Exposed Nocturnal
• A Sex Toy Reviewer’s Ethical Code of Conduct
• Mega-​Guide to Fisting and 24 Huge Dildos, Compared!

February

• Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-​vibe with attachments
• “Oops, That’s My Kink”: 2 turn-​ons I’ve dis­cov­ered on accident
• SELF-​LOVE SPOTLIGHT: The Selfish Sensualist
• 16 Sex Toy Hacks & Conversions Anyone Can Do!

January

• 2 Spicy Outfits I'm Wearing to Dirty Show 22 in Detroit
• 6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos, Compared: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed
• FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review
• “Pillow Princess”: 5 Ways I’m Reclaiming the Title
• 20+ Best Clit-​Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!

2021

December

• Flavored lube, penis stro­kers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY!

November

• Review: VUSH Myth G‑spot vibra­tor & Rose 2 bullet
• Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rab­bit vibrator
• How Each Menstrual Cycle Phase Affects My Sex Life
• MAKER SPOTLIGHT: Uberrime Night King, Sensi, & Baroba UV sil­i­cone dildos
• Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fan­ta­sy dildos

October

• How dis­creet is your online sex toy shopping?

September

• Empowered Queen Tongue-​Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics
• Q&A: What's it like to be a male escort?
• RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS
• Pipedream Icicles No. 87 & 39 glass dil­do review

August

• Fun Factory Tiger G5 ribbed G‑spot vibra­tor review
• 7 Questions to Unfuck Your Love Life & Yourself
• Review: Bodywand, Ultra G‑Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
• Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy

July

• Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review
• Porn for Women: 6 Traits I Love Seeing!
• Lora DiCarlo Sway G‑spot vibra­tor & Tilt plug review
• Condoms 101: choos­ing the per­fect con­doms for you!

June

• Panam Palmer cos­play pho­tos (Cyberpunk 2077) — Part 1
• Review: Cat o’ Nine Tails whip from Passion Craft Store
• Review: Squeeze-​It sil­i­cone & Silexpan dil­dos under $35
• Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia sex doll torso
• Review: Leather Riding Crop from Passion Craft Store

May

• 3 Reasons to Deprioritize Social Media for Adult Businesses
• Review: Pris Toys Gemini sil­i­cone dual stim­u­la­tion dildo

April

• Santa Cruz Coaster self-​thrusting rab­bit vibra­tor review
• Review: 4 SILICONE dou­ble dil­dos for body-​safe DP play, compared
• Review: Strap-​On-​Me Large sil­i­cone ejac­u­lat­ing dildo
• Review: Cal Exotics Slay Thrust Me, Charm Me, and Arouse Me
• Review: Maia Destiny, Elegance Dreamy, Twitch Innovation suc­tion vibe review

March

• Review: Sohimi Clitoral Suction & Pulsing Rabbit Vibrator
• Pris Toys Sentinel review: HUGE dil­do big­ger than soda can
• Review: NS Firefly Yoni sil­i­cone stro­ker & Banana Pants B.cush

February

• Uberrime Astra Large review: tapered 7″ A‑spot dildo
• Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing vibrat­ing cock ring review
• Hot Octopuss Kurve review: rumbly G‑spot vibra­tor with squishy tip
• OhMiBod Esca 2 Bluetooth remote panty vibra­tor review

January

• 5 Ways Sex Toy Companies Make More Budget-​Friendly Toys
• Lora DiCarlo Filare vs. LELO Ora 3 review & comparison
• Pris Toys Basilisk review: dual-​density dil­do with soda can width
• Review: Pelle Whim squishy vul­va grind­ing toy
• 7 We-​Vibe Tango X & Touch X super pow­er­ful vibra­tor upgrades!
• Review: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ 2+ & 3+ long-​distance air pulse vibe
• Review: Arcwave Ion Penis Stroker with Pressure Wave Motor

2020

December

• Review: BMS Leaf+ Bloom & Cal Exotics Marvelous Lover
• Review: Velvet Thruster Prime, Abbey, Sammie, Teddy GS & XL
• PMDD: a life-​threatening men­tal ill­ness to know about

November

• Review: Gvibe Gpop 2 vibrat­ing plug by Fun Toys London
• 5 Top Types of Sex Toys for People With Penises
• Clone-​A-​Willy Kit review: how to life cast a penis in silicone!
• Review: Zeus Twilight Violet Wand & Cal Ex Impulse electrostim
• Icicles No. 70 S‑curved G‑spot & A‑spot glass dil­do review
• Lora DiCarlo Baci review: air pulse micro-​robotic massager
• Self Delve Marshmallow squishy spi­ral sil­i­cone dil­do review

October

• Honey Play Box Jubilee flut­ter­ing rab­bit vibra­tor review
• 5 Radiant Glow-​in-​the-​Dark Dildos to Try!
• ioba­toys OhMyG “Super Silent” G‑spot mas­sager review
• Fun Factory SUNDAZE Pulse Vibe review: best dis­creet toy?!
• Review: 321 (Blast Off) & Seahorse slen­der S‑curve dildos
• Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrat­ing alien dildo
• We-​Vibe Rave Review: a rumbly G‑spot & a‑spot vibrator!
• Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler vibrators
• The 4 Commandments For Size Queens With Vaginas
• Review: Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 CES Award-​Winning Robotic Massager

September

• Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G‑Spot Stroker
• 4‑Inch Clitoris: a homol­o­gy to penis­es in pleasure
• What’s the Difference Between Dildos & Vibrators?
• 6 Reasons Chastity Cock Cages Can Be Hot
• 7 Factors in Picking the Right Menstrual Cup
• Review: Fun Factory Bouncer, B‑Balls, and LuzArte Bubbles
• Nalone Pure X2 inflat­able sil­i­cone rab­bit vibra­tor review
• Review: LuzArte Jollet polka-​dot dil­do with Magic Wand attachment
• 5 Ways Companies Try to Screw Over Reviewers & Cam Models
• Review: We-​Vibe Nova 2 rab­bit vibra­tor with rumbly clit stimulator

August

• FemmeFunn Cadenza self-​thrusting dil­do pul­sator review
• Review: Uberrime Primo, Dulce, Optimo, Maxime dual-​density dildos
• SVAKOM Coco slim begin­ner G‑spot vibra­tor review
• Review: Blush Lush Gia wand & Juna pin­point mini-vibe
• I'm Ready to Start Dating. Now What?
• 5+ Worn or Used Sexy Things to Sell — Beyond Underwear
• LuzArte Thrust clear pol­ka dot vibrat­ing dil­do review
• BMS Addiction David afford­able pack & play dil­do review
• Naughty Bits Ombré Hombre galac­tic vibrat­ing dil­do review!
• 3 Must-​Have Pleasure Products For Couples: Tongue-​Tied, Wicked Jelle, & The Layer
• Biird Obii review: cli­toral air pulse toy
• Kegel Progression & Vaginal Weightlifting: begin­ner to dumbbell
• Hankey’s Toys Dragon XS review: INTENSELY tex­tured sil­i­cone dildo!

July

• Fun Factory Limba Flex (S & M) review: pos­able sil­i­cone dildo
• 24 Best Budget-​Friendly & Body-​Safe Sex Toys
• Bestvibe Triple-​Motor G‑Spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
• What Makes a Bullet Vibrator Rumbly — a Look at 6 Motors!
• Womanizer Classic vs. Premium vs. We-​Vibe Melt Comparison & Review
• Zumio E oscil­la­tor review & com­par­i­son (vs. Zumio X and S)
• 4 Shitty Dating Advice Marketing Ploys I’m Sick of Seeing
• Le Wand Arch stain­less steel G‑spot & A‑spot dil­do review
• AW HELL NO: LELO Sona 2 Cruise & Soraya Wave reviews
• Romp Flip & Blush Nöje W4 recharge­able mini-​wand reviews

June

• Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux review: penis vibra­tor for couples
• Le Wand Contour vs. njoy Eleven (Comparison & Review)
• 5 Characteristics of the Best Sex Shops
• Mr. Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Medium review: soft but HUGE sil­i­cone dildo
• Uberrime Praesto, Tantus Sport, & Silc Arts Renaissance dil­do reviews
• Zeus Arcana Electrosex wand mas­sager review: vibra­tions AND electrokink
• 10 Things I Used For Strap-​On Play: Temptasia Underwear Harness, Avant P3 /​ D15, & more!
• How to Get More Comfortable With Anal Sex

May

• Silc Arts Sparrow Large bird-​shaped arti­san dil­do review
• Xcitme Sym‑B Sensual Collection inter­change­able vibra­tor sys­tem review
• 7 Ways to Create a More Realistic Masturbation Experience
• 9 Ways to Use a Wand Massager with a Partner
• Le Wand Rechargeable cord­less mas­sager /​ wand vibra­tor review
• Review: Cloud 9 Novelties G‑Spot Slim 7 Inch flex­i­ble A‑spot vibra­tor UNDER $35
• Uberrime A‑Spot Avenger girthy super­hero sil­i­cone dil­do review
• Exploring the A‑Spot (Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone)

April

• Hot Octopuss Amo rumbly afford­able bul­let /​ Tango alter­na­tive review
• 5 Things to Know About Nude & Lingerie Modeling Online (Interview with Dekilah)
• Doxy Die Cast review: wand bet­ter than Hitachi!
• Review: Love Spun & Tilt-​O-​Whirl spin­ning “tongue” rab­bit vibra­tors by Evolved Novelties

March

• Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior sil­i­cone nun dil­do review
• Review: Lealso 10-​Setting Tongue-​Shaped Clitoral Vibrator via BestVibe
• New Sensations: 8 Unique Sex Toys to Try in
• Review: BMS Naked Addiction & XR Thump It self-​thrusting real­is­tic dildos
• Satisfyer Sweet Treat, Yummy Sunshine, and Charming Smile Vibrator Mini-Reviews

February

• How to Have Clean Anal Sex: 4 Considerations
• The Polite Way to Break Up (With Your Therapist)
• Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft dildos
• What it Means to Date Yourself
• Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator II Self-​Thrusting Dildo Review

January

• 4 Common Misconceptions About Sex-​Positive Bloggers
• Fun Factory Be One Couples’ Finger Vibrator Review
• 5 Tips for Discreet & Conveniently Travel-​Friendly Sex Toys
• Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Comparison & Mini-​Reviews: find the best cord­less & com­pact wands
• A Super Smashing Sex Toy Gift Guide: Find the Best Sex Giftable Toys!
• How to Cast a DIY Silicone Dildo at Home
• LetsGetChecked mail-​in STI test kit review: Basic 3 (Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, & Trichomoniasis)
• Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball review: vibra­tor with flick­er­ing bead
• Top 10 Best Sex Toys of 2019 & Year-​End Recap

2019

December

• Review: Uberrime Bella & Supero Big, Realistic, Dual-​Density Dildos
• NS Novelties Firefly Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand review: the ulti­mate A‑spot dildo
• My Past Sexy Side Hustles & Free Stuff (Beyond Reviews!)
• Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play)

November

• Lush Iris review: thrust­ing, gyrat­ing, pres­sure wave rab­bit by Blush
• 5 Countries Where Traveling With or Buying Sex Toys Is Illegal
• Self Delve veg­gie dil­do reviews: egg­plant, curved cucum­ber, fly agar­ic mush­room, and pepper
• Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: anoth­er tongue-​flicking suc­tion vibe review!

October

• NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-​flicking and clit-​sucking vibra­tor review
• Fun Factory Volta review: pin­point flick­er­ing “tongue” vibrator

September

• 10 A‑Spotty Dildos For Deep Penetration and Cervix Massage
• Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold pul­sat­ing G‑spot vibra­tor review
• SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretch­ing plug
• Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vagi­nal­ly) and XS
• Le Wand Chrome Point and Deux ele­gant cli­toral vibra­tor reviews
• Blush Novelties Realm Drago and Draken sword dil­do review

August

• Hot Octopuss Digit rumbly fin­ger vibra­tor & Jett penis vibra­tor review
• 4 Great Reasons to Consider Hiring an Escort
• Fun Factory Laya II lay-​on cli­toral vibra­tor review
• Zumio S Caress vs. Original Zumio X pin­point cli­toral oscil­la­tor review
• njoy Fun Wand stain­less steel S‑curved dil­do review

July

• Review: b‑Vibe Anal Training & Education plug kit
• Self Delve Aubergine /​ Eggplant girthy sil­i­cone dil­do review
• We-​Vibe Moxie panty vibe & Lovely 2.0 Bluetooth cock ring mini-reviews

June

• 5 Ways I’ve Made My Orgasms Longer and More Intense
• BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky rumbly recharge­able wand vibra­tor review
• Mini-​reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/​Monroe, and Vixskin Colossus

May

• Uberrime Sensi squishy sil­i­cone dil­do & vagi­nal plug review
• Why I Don’t Hunt For “Unicorns” /​ FFM Threesomes
• njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stain­less steel dil­do review
• 5 Easy Ways to Have Better Sex

April

• Vibease wear­able Bluetooth app-​controlled cli­toral vibra­tor review
• Zalo Sweet Magic Desire thrust­ing dil­do and Temptation bul­let review
• Mini-​reviews: Kip by Dame Products & BMS Mini Swan Rose clit vibes
• Uberrime Dildos mini-​reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
• STIs and What I Wish More People Knew About Them
• Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5″ afford­able dual-​density dil­do review

March

• Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G‑spot dil­do review
• BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrat­ing and spin­ning sil­i­cone dildo
• Mini-​reviews: Womanizer Liberty, Satisfyer Partner Multifun, Pro 3 Vibration
• Uberrime Aqua-​King Aquaman-​themed sil­i­cone fan­ta­sy dildo
• Zalo Marie Rococo-​themed G‑spot vibra­tor review
• Uberrime Deep Diver glow-​in-​the-​dark sil­i­cone ten­ta­cle dil­do review

February

• Magic Wand Plus review: rumbly cord­ed wand vibra­tor /​ Hitachi upgrade by Vibratex
• Emojibator Chickie review: chick emo­ji cli­toral suc­tion vibrator
• My top 10 sex toys & prod­ucts for part­ner play
• Cal Exotics Impulse inti­mate elec­tros­tim­u­la­tion /​ e‑stim vibra­tor review

January

• 3 rea­sons why I want more body pierc­ings in 2019
• Dame Products Pom review: qui­et & low-​pitched cli­toral vibrator
• Desirables Dalia porce­lain G‑spot dil­do review
• Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dil­do fat­ter than soda can

2018

December

• Zolo Twist Anaconda penis mas­tur­ba­tor cup review
• We-​Vibe Nova review: rab­bit vibra­tor with rumbly cli­toral stimulator
• Uberrime Xenuphora ten­ta­cle fan­ta­sy dil­do review
• Review: Luvkis bird-​shaped kegel exer­cis­er set (+ intro to Kegels)

November

• Uberrime Helios Sun God tex­tured dil­do review
• LELO Mona 2 lux­u­ry G‑spot vibra­tor review (plus com­par­i­son to an afford­able alternative)
• 10 travel-​friendly sex toys that dis­creet­ly fit in a sun­glass­es case
• BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped sil­i­cone dil­do review
• 3 bul­lets under $35: Maia Jessi, Pillow Talk Racy, Blush Revive Luscious mini-reviews
• B‑Vibe Rimming Plug 2 review: vibrat­ing butt plug with spin­ning beads

October

• Flavored Hathor/​SUTIL Body Glide lube review: coconut, mint, vanil­la, cherry
• Hot Octopuss Atom vibrat­ing cock ring review
• Iroha Zen Matcha tex­tured mini-​vibrator review
• Hot Octopuss Pulse III solo review: pow­er­ful vibra­tor for penises
• Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast /​ Twin Tail
• FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet pow­er­ful alu­minum vibra­tor review
• Sex toy cook­ie dec­o­rat­ing tuto­r­i­al with easy icing recipe: a date night DIY
• Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail Silicone G‑spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
• Fun Toys Bioskin Gplug vibrat­ing dual-​density butt plug review
• Velvet Thruster review: self-​thrusting dil­do & portable fuck­ing machine

September

• 5 ways to opti­mize sex toy stor­age and organization!
• Vibrating Cock Rings 101: A Guide For Vagina-Owners
• B‑Vibe Snug Plug 3 Medium weight­ed sil­i­cone butt plug review
• Womanizer Classic review: cli­toral suc­tion and pres­sure wave stimulator
• 3 of my first sex toys and bet­ter alter­na­tives (includes noje G Slim & Silicone Willy’s 8 inch review sampler)

August

• Uberrime Night King review: long fan­ta­sy dildo
• Pretty Love Dylan “Come Hither” rab­bit review
• njoy Pure Plug Large stain­less steel plug review
• Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira /​ Luxe Mio review

July

• MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth cus­tomiz­able vibra­tor review
• Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: pow­er­ful bul­let vibrator
• Fun Factory Stronic Real self-​thrusting pul­sator review

June

• Fun with fore­skin: tips, tech­niques, and .GIFs!
• Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dil­do with bul­let cavity
• 5 Ways to Make Kegels More Fun (LIKE VAGINAL WEIGHTLIFTING!)
• njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G‑spot dildo
• Facebook detox: unplug­ging from social media as a form of self-care

May

• Zumio review: pin­point oscil­lat­ing cli­toral vibrator
• Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 Freedom Review: rain­bow striped dildo
• Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft review: steam­punk tex­tured dildo
• Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review: wear­able suc­tion vibra­tor for intercourse
• Shots Chrystalino Gallant review: cobalt blue glass A‑spot dildo

April

• VeDO Bam Mini bul­let vibra­tor review
• BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy review: pow­er­ful G‑spot vibrator
• Blush Novelties Avant D4 review: “Pretty in Pink” striped sil­i­cone dildo
• Tantus Ringo review: huge butt plug used vaginally

March

• CrashPad’s Guide to Fisting: les­bian /​ queer fist­ing porn review
• Blush Novelties Gaia Eco review: $10 slim­line vibrator
• Review sam­pler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, Jollies Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon
• Blush Novelties Avant D5 Review: striped sil­i­cone dil­do w/​ suc­tion cup
• 6 Essential Things to Know About Modeling Nude For Art Classes
• Pink BOB Silicone Vibrating Dildo Review: body-​safe sex toy under $20

February

• Shots Chrystalino Champ review: cobalt blue glass G‑spot dildo
• 5 Reasons Why I Like the Eroscillator More Than the Hitachi Magic Wand
• Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-​density dil­do with girth of soda can

January

• Foreskin’s func­tion (and the fucked-​up con­nec­tion between cir­cum­ci­sion and cornflakes)
• Cervical orgasms & stim­u­la­tion: a BS-​free guide to deep eroge­nous zones
• California Exotics Marvelous Flicker Review: flick­er­ing tongue-​shaped vibrator

2017

December

• Sinclair Inspire review: big, budget-​friendly, sil­i­cone vibra­tor for size queens
• 9 Comforting Statements For a Friend Who’s Been Sexually Assaulted

November

• 3 ways I’ve changed since start­ing my blog (sex blog­ging super­hero, but not sexpert)

January

• Bswish Bwild Deluxe Bunny review: why I don’t like rab­bit vibrators

2016

July

• Vixen Creations VixSkin Outlaw review: huge, real­is­tic sil­i­cone dildo

March

• BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic Review: big, recharge­able vibrator

January

• Je Joue Uma review: rumbly mid-​sized vibrator

2015

November

• Bodywand Midnight review: pow­er­ful wand vibra­tor with dial control

October

• 6 Reasons Why “Vibrator Addiction” Is BULLSHIT
• California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor recharge­able vibrator
• VixSkin Johnny review: curved and real­is­tic dual-​density dildo
• Crystal Delights Crystal Twist review: spiral-​shaped glass dildo
• We-​Vibe Tango review: most pow­er­ful bul­let vibrator
• Tantus Splash/​Magma review: thought­ful­ly tex­tured sil­i­cone dildo

September

• The G‑spot exists. Cut the pedan­tic semantics.

January

• 4 Tips For Basic Blowjob Troubleshooting

2014

December

• The Bare Minimum For a Sex Toy That Doesn’t Suck: Materials & Safety