NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review

Sometimes love is blind, as the home­ly Zumio, Eroscillator, and Magic Wand Plus have demon­strat­ed. The NU Sensuelle Trinitii is anoth­er such exam­ple: a clit-licking vibra­tor with the aes­thet­ic of a pore clean­er or ear thermometer. 

It doesn’t look bad with its elec­tric blue (or pur­ple) sil­i­cone and rose gold accent, but it’s not excep­tion­al­ly pret­ty.

Yet, I (and hun­dreds of my fol­low­ers) don’t give a fuck how the Trinitii XLR8 looks. Not when it sucks, licks, and vibrates, with three but­tons to (most­ly) con­trol the func­tions inde­pen­dent­ly. Most impor­tant­ly, it not only does All The Things, but it does all of them well.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

• Other options for sex toys that lick
• What makes the NU Sensuelle Trinitii stand out as a lick­ing vibrator? 
  • Tongue mea­sure­ments
  • Licking speed
• The NU Sensuelle Trinitii’s suc­tion function
• Vibrator shape, qual­i­ty, controls
• Verdict and recommendations

Sex toys that simulate cunnilingus: a quick run-down of your options

One ques­tion fre­quent­ly asked of sex blog­gers is, “If you nev­er had sex with a part­ner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The most pop­u­lar response, though, is “Oral sex.”

I don’t think sex toys are any­where near replac­ing cun­nilin­gus. However, of the body-safe oral sex sim­u­la­tors I’ve tried, the NU Sensuelle Trinitii is my favorite.

At $89.99, the Trinitii is a steal com­pared to the over­priced AF LELO Ora 2. The Ora 2 feels good, but not $189 good. And not worth the weight on my con­science. The Sqweel Go‘s pow­er is “meh.” Its larg­er pre­de­ces­sor, the Sqweel 2, is worth it for $46, but also a lube hog that’s hard­er to clean. The Her Ultimate Pleasure by Pipedream isn’t as pin­point as I would like. And final­ly, the Fun Factory Volta is worth every pen­ny, but to me reg­is­ters more as con­ven­tion­al vibra­tion than licking.

What makes the NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 stand out as a licking vibrator?

Sure, its noz­zle looks and feels like an alien’s mouth, and sounds vague­ly robot­ic. But the Trinitii is potent. It’s not fuck­ing around, and it’s not for the faint of cli­toris. I pre­fer cli­toral stim­u­la­tion over my hood most of the time, but if you like direct cli­toral fric­tion, using lube is a must with the Trinitii.

The Trinitii’s tiny silicone tongue measurements

Its tongue is flex­i­ble at the tip, but thick­er and rein­forced towards its base. It’s not flop­py, by any means. Most notably, it’s tiny, mea­sur­ing 1.0 cm wide by 1.3 cm long by 2 mm thick— noth­ing like a human tongue. The sen­sa­tion is far more pin­point. I enjoy vibra­tors with sharp edges, as well as press­ing a fin­ger­nail over my clit hood, so the Trinitii’s con­cen­tra­tion works amaz­ing­ly for me. If you need a broad­er stim­u­la­tor, the Trinitii won’t work for you. The Sqweel 2‘s big­ger flaps aren’t a bad option if you don’t need a lot of pow­er to get off.

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How fast the NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 licks

I am thor­ough­ly pleased with the Trinitii‘s speed options. At the fastest of the four, I’d esti­mate that its tongue licks two back-forth cycles per sec­ond (120 per minute). Back-forth-back-forth. I can only ball­park because it goes so ridicu­lous­ly fast that it’s too over­whelm­ing for me to count with pre­ci­sion. 1–2‑3–4, every sec­ond, until the bat­tery dies out, which takes about a half-hour.

On to the NU Sensuelle Trinitii’s suction function!

There are three big things you need to know about this clit toy’s suction:

1INSTEAD OF ALTERNATING PRESSURE PULSES, THE NU SENSUELLE TRINITII DELIVERS ONE-WAY SUCTION.

A hole in the back allows the sucked air (or water) to vent. The unit as a whole is splash­proof and the noz­zle easy-to-clean, but make sure that lube doesn’t get into the suc­tion chan­nel and dry up.

2THE TRINITII XLR8’S ONE STEADY SPEED IS POWERFUL AF

It latch­es to what­ev­er I hold it against, regard­less of whether I’ve part­ed my fleshy labia mino­ra or moved my hood out of the way. If you plan on using the suc­tion and lick­ing at the same time, I sug­gest turn­ing on the aspi­ra­tion first and then adjust­ing posi­tion­ing from there.

Patterns com­prise the oth­er six suc­tion func­tions. Most of the rhythms fea­ture long paus­es between the suc­tion phas­es, which I would usu­al­ly con­sid­er use­less. However, since the con­tin­u­ous setting’s inten­si­ty may be too much right away for some, I rec­om­mend click­ing through the pat­terns first for a warm-up. The Trinitii‘s most intense suc­tion set­ting can get me off on its own, but the orgasm strad­dles the discomfort-pain thresh­old.

3ITS NOZZLE IS BIG AND ACCOMMODATING, BUT NOT FOR EVERYONE.

If your junk doesn’t fit inside the Trinitii’s noz­zle, it won’t seal all the way around. Luckily, the Trinitii’s open­ing is more sub­stan­tial than oth­er suc­tion or pres­sure wave toys I’ve tried— about 1.5cm wide, 2cm long, and 2cm deep. Unlike with The Butt Chicken, there’s ample space in the Trinitii’s head for me.

Vibration settings: does the Trinitii live up to the Sensuelle hype?

The Sensuelle Point and Point Plus bul­lets are often sug­gest­ed as pow­er­house We-Vibe Tango alter­na­tives. In oth­er words, they’re among the strongest mini-vibes. I have high expec­ta­tions for NU Sensuelle’s vibra­tors at large for that reason.

NU Sensuelle Trinitii shape and vibration quality

The Trinitii‘s motor is in its han­dle, which fea­tures a broad face and sharp edges. This shape gives the user options for con­cen­trat­ed or dif­fuse vibra­tions. In one word, I’d call its vibra­tion qual­i­ty “zingy.” It’s strong and fast, and I can’t com­plain about its range of motion. It does not lack rumble.

But it doesn’t have a basslike purr like, say, the Hot Octopuss Digit or BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy. I’d say that the NU Sensuelle Trinitii‘s vibra­tions are almost par with the FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet and its mod­er­ate­ly high pitch — fan­tas­tic but not the absolute deepest.

Vibration controls and functions

A perk that the Trinitii has over the Tango and Bougie Bullet is its incre­men­tal speed range. Here’s a break­down of the three’s num­ber of settings:

• We-Vibe Tango – 4 speeds and 4 patterns
• FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet – 3 speeds and 17 patterns
• NU Sensuelle Trinitii – 7 speeds and 7 patterns

I very much appre­ci­ate that there are more options for steady vibra­tions. The motor is at least robust enough that 2 out of the 7 rhythms can still get me off, but I don’t care much for pat­terns. One but­ton loops through the Trinitii’s vibra­tion set­tings, keep­ing the con­trol pan­el straight­for­ward when there’s so much going on.

My verdict on the NU Sensuelle Trinitii clit-licking vibrator

I usu­al­ly don’t care for toys that try to do every­thing. Still, the NU Sensuelle Trinitii is well-executed: fast and pin­point lick­ing, potent suc­tion, and sol­id vibra­tions, all in one body-safe sil­i­cone package.

The main down­side is that the func­tions aren’t 100% inde­pen­dent­ly con­trolled. If you press the but­ton to turn the suc­tion off, it turns off the entire unit. And, again, be mind­ful of lube clog­ging the suc­tion chan­nel. Ultimately, though, those are small gripes com­pared to every­thing that the Trinitii deliv­ers. It’s a unique addi­tion to my col­lec­tion.

TL;DR THE TRINITII’S TINY TONGUE IS PERFECT FOR THIS PINPOINT PRINCESS

No, it can’t replace a human mouth, but it’s my favorite of the lick­ing toys that I’ve tried so far. The thing that would make it a bet­ter all-arounder is if the han­dle was a nice­ly G‑spotty shape.

As far as external-only toys go, though, the Trinitii’s ergonom­ic han­dle is both easy-to-hold and ver­sa­tile for dif­fuse or con­cen­trat­ed vibra­tion. And its “tongue” feels like it was designed just for me. I’d rec­om­mend it to any­one who loves pin­point stim­u­la­tion as much as I do.

Get the NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 oral sex simulator

You can find this oral sex sim­u­la­tor at Peepshow Toys. The Trinitii is part of their FedEx 2‑day ship­ping col­lec­tion, AND you can take 10% off your whole order with coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHE