Find my social commentary, personal updates, and lighthearted listicles here. Though I'm more known for my reviews, it was narrative writing that got me into blogging in the beginning. My life doesn't revolve around toys, you know. :)
Ever want to be posed, played with, and finished inside like a fuck doll? Or tossed around? Welcome to the wonderful world of dollification. What is dollification? In simple terms, dollification is a fetish for roleplaying a living doll. In…
Novelty and anticipation are vital to salacious thrills — and an arousal lube can level up that exploration! Once you set aside the linear routine of kiss-foreplay-intercourse-ejaculation-done, you elevate your erotic ecstasy and open yourself up to a broader buffet…
In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA interviewed me for their blog post, "6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros." I — along with four other sexuality professionals — spilled the tea on what it's like to date us, from…
“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess paradigm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both finish at the same time while neither of us is moving. I’ll…
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose people, my inner monologue observed. I've heard it all.…
Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a "nurture" component that I have internalized? Today, we examine some of the external factors influencing a woman's high libido — and her willingness to act…
On today’s episode of passionate (but playful) shitposting semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers have said, “If you call them creampies, they definitely…
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are part of the business of sex blogging in the United States. At…
I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you're in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable situations in the dating world, but I have to remember what…
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are written for humans looking for detail and…
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes, you own it. The human brain is a funny place. I…
My photography will be displayed at Detroit’s upcoming, world-class Dirty Show art exhibition! I guess even erotic art critics love my collection. 🙂 The event takes place over two weekends, and thanks to Zoey from The White Unicorn shop, I…