Category: Banter

Find my social com­men­tary, per­son­al updates, and light­heart­ed lis­ti­cles here. Though I’m more known for my reviews, it was nar­ra­tive writ­ing that got me into blog­ging in the begin­ning. My life does­n’t revolve around toys, you know. :)

EVEN MORE Truths about Dating as a Sex Industry Professional: THE UNABRIDGED NOTES 1

EVEN MORE Truths about Dating as a Sex Industry Professional: THE UNABRIDGED NOTES

In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA inter­viewed me for their blog post, “6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros.” I — along with four oth­er sex­u­al­i­ty pro­fes­sion­als — spilled the tea on what it’s like to date us, from…

Cum together while I clench my cunt. 2

Cum together while I clench my cunt.

“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess par­a­digm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both fin­ish at the same time while nei­ther of us is mov­ing.  I’ll start…

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages! 3

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!

Why male chasti­ty is more ver­sa­tile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” ini­ti­at­ed a new naughty chat cus­tomer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose peo­ple, my inner mono­logue observed. I’ve heard it all. Male…

All-Around Horny, External Safety, and Internal Stories 4

All-Around Horny, External Safety, and Internal Stories

Am I con­sti­tu­tion­al­ly wired to be hornier than the aver­age woman, or is there a “nur­ture” com­po­nent at play? Today, we exam­ine some of the exter­nal fac­tors influ­enc­ing a wom­an’s libido ⁠— and her will­ing­ness to act on it. I don’t…

Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them? 5

Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them?

On today’s episode of pas­sion­ate (but play­ful) shit­post­ing seman­tics: are creamp­ies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typ­ing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but won­der…” Some of my read­ers have said, “If you call them creamp­ies, they definitely…

How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes? 6

How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes?

My life isn’t all orgasms and rain­bows; there’s much unglam­orous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a bon­er, just men­tion pay­ing tax­es. Unfortunately, tax returns are part of the busi­ness of sex blog­ging in the United States. At…

Diary of a Sex Educator: my job and my dating experiences 7

Diary of a Sex Educator: my job and my dating experiences

I want to find a sanc­tu­ary in my long-term part­ner. That applies dou­bly when you’re in a polar­iz­ing career field. Sometimes, being a sex edu­ca­tor can put me in uncom­fort­able sit­u­a­tions in the dat­ing world, but I have to remem­ber what…

A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct 8

A Sex Toy Reviewer’s Ethical Code of Conduct

Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fab­ri­cat­ed sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actu­al­ly fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are writ­ten for humans look­ing for detail and…

"Oops, That's My Kink": 2 turn-ons I've discovered on accident 9

“Oops, That’s My Kink”: 2 turn-ons I’ve discovered on accident

Do you ever jack off to some­thing unortho­dox and then, in the post-nut clar­i­ty, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catch­es you off guard. And some­times, you own it. The human brain is a fun­ny place. I…

2 Spicy Outfits I'm Wearing to Dirty Show 22 in Detroit 10

2 Spicy Outfits I’m Wearing to Dirty Show 22 in Detroit

My pho­tog­ra­phy will be dis­played at Detroit’s upcom­ing, world-class Dirty Show art exhi­bi­tion! I guess even erot­ic art crit­ics love my col­lec­tion. 🙂 The event takes place over two week­ends, and thanks to Zoey from The White Unicorn shop, I…

"Pillow Princess": 5 Ways I'm Reclaiming the Title 11

“Pillow Princess”: 5 Ways I’m Reclaiming the Title

The orgasm ratio between me and my male part­ners is eas­i­ly over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I’m hav­ing a good time, and so are they. So why does the inter­net seem to hate Pillow Princesses…

Artistic diagram of menstrual cycle phases and uterus

How Each Menstrual Cycle Phase Affects My Sex Life

If some­one says that cis women are wildest dur­ing their peri­ods, they’ve nev­er seen me sex toy shop­ping and booty-calling dur­ing ovu­la­tion. One of my Instagram fol­low­ers com­mis­er­at­ed: You’re not alone, girl. My Tinder bio when I’m ovu­lat­ing goes from, “I…