Category: Banter

Find my social commentary, personal updates, and lighthearted listicles here. Though I’m more known for my reviews, it was narrative writing that got me into blogging in the beginning. My life doesn’t revolve around toys, you know. :)

Artistic diagram of menstrual cycle phases and uterus

How Each Menstrual Cycle Phase Affects My Sex Life

If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they’ve never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You’re not alone, girl. My Tinder bio when I’m ovulating goes from,...

How discreet is your online sex toy shopping? 2

How discreet is your online sex toy shopping?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by sex toy packages declaring, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not thrilled about the experience. Discreet sex toy shipping is essential...

Panam Palmer cosplay photos (Cyberpunk 2077) - Part 1 6

Panam Palmer cosplay photos (Cyberpunk 2077) – Part 1

Because why wouldn’t I want to be Night City’s sassiest nomadic heartthrob? This Panam Palmer cosplay is probably my first somewhat serious attempt at costuming. I’ve dressed up for Halloween parties before, that was often last-minute, and I didn’t go...

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Boobs vs. Butts & Bisexual Lighting

“In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses. And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, of course I would choose the original.” — Kangoku Gakuen / Prison School Ch. 68 So much of...