Think of me as an orgasm sorceress and sex toy curator; here to help create your best sex life and most explosive orgasms.

Let’s alchemize a world where women experiencing more than 5 orgasms in 1 session is standard, rather than the exception.
Over 300 spicy products are covered on this sex toy review blog; when you’re a sex toy reviewer with that much experience, it’s only natural to play favorites. If a toy melts me into a drooling puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know.
And you’ll understand why — I’m vivaciously vocal about what makes a toy amazing or “meh” or a piece of shit.
Do I adore the thuddy vibrations, the thrusting stroke length, or the sumptuous silicone’s softness?
There’s something for everyone in Toyland, and you deserve the best it has to offer.
Even if I didn’t have this blog, I’d still be:
- Advocating for a world where more women have 10 orgasms for every 1 of their man’s
- Reminding people that male and female sexual anatomy aren’t that different
- Winning vaginal weightlifting contests and squeezing the fuck out of my toys
- Praising cervix massages, the anterior fornix erogenous zone, and fantastic toys that stimulate these lesser-known hot spots
- Taking vibrators apart to show what’s inside that counts
- Showing people the marvel of fisting
…you get the idea. Sharing the power of pleasure with others is in my blood; my blog gives me a place to put it all together.
- See my philosophy page to learn more of what I’m about
- Check out my “Essential Readings” list
- Find even more of my sex geekery on Twitter and Instagram

Accolades that Super Smash Cache has received:
2021
- #1 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Review Blog of 2021
- #2 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog of 2021
- #14 on HookupGuru.com’s Top 100 Sex Blog List of 2021
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2020
- #1 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2020
- #1 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog of 2020
- #8 Kinkly Top LGBTQIA Blog of 2020
- #10 Kinkly Readers’ Choice Award
- #10 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Review Blog of 2020
- #30 Sexual Alpha Top 50 sex toy review blogs
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2019
- #28 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2019
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2018
- #26 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2018
- #10 Kinkly Top 10 LGBTQ blogs
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2016
- #56 Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes

How can readers support me?
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