PLEASURE PRINCESS. 👑 COMPACT, HIGH-CAPACITY HUMAN. 🤌 CERVIX SORCERESS. 🌺✨
Let's solidify a world where women experiencing more than 5 orgasms in 1 session can be a standard rather than an exception.
Think of me as an orgasm sorceress, sex toy curator, and kink decoder.
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If a toy melts me into a drooling puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you'll know.
And you'll understand why — I'm vivaciously vocal about what makes a toy amazing (and clear when it's not). Do I adore the thuddy vibrations, the thrusting stroke length, or the sumptuous silicone's softness?
There's something for everyone in Toyland, and you deserve the best it offers.
Super Smash Cache's sex toy review blog accolades
- #3 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Blog
- #11 Kinkly All-Around Ranking
- #6 Kinkly Sex Education Blog
- #1 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog
- #2 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog of 2021
- #1 on Molly's Daily Kiss's Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2020
- #1 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog of 2020
- #8 Kinkly Top LGBTQIA+ Blog of 2020
- #10 Kinkly Readers' Choice Award 2020
- #10 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Review Blog of 2020
Even if I didn't have this blog, I'd still be:
- Advocating for a world where more women have 10 orgasms for every 1 of their man's
- Praising cervix massages, the anterior fornix erogenous zone, and fantastic toys that stimulate these lesser-known hot spots
- Reminding people that male and female sexual anatomy aren't that different
- Showing people the marvel of fisting
- Winning vaginal weightlifting contests and squeezing the fuck out of my toys
- Taking vibrators apart to show what's inside that counts
My approach is maximally expansive and holistic — everything excites me, and I want to share that zest for life with you.
Whether you're a kinky deviant or want to be held, the brain-to-breath-to-body synergy is vital to creating the ultimate orgasmic experience.
Break down limiting barriers about sexuality, but come as you are and enjoy the ride.
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