About Cy: dildo reviewer & cervical orgasm enthusiast at Super Smash Cache

Think of me as an orgasm sorceress and sex toy curator, here to help alchemize your sex life and most explosive orgasms.

Let's crystallize a world where women experiencing more than 5 orgasms in 1 session is standard rather than the exception.

I've tried more than 350 sex toys over 8 years at Super Smash Cache. When you're a sex toy reviewer with that much experience, it's only natural to play favorites.

If a toy melts me into a drooling puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you'll know.

And you'll understand why — I'm vivaciously vocal about what makes a toy amazing or "meh" or a piece of shit.

Do I adore the thuddy vibrations, the thrusting stroke length, or the sumptuous silicone's softness?

There's something for everyone in Toyland, and you deserve the best it offers.

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Even if I didn't have this blog, I'd still be:

Advocating for a world where more women have 10 orgasms for every 1 of their man's
Praising cervix massages, the anterior fornix erogenous zone, and fantastic toys that stimulate these lesser-known hot spots
Reminding people that male and female sexual anatomy aren't that different
Showing people the marvel of fisting
Winning vaginal weightlifting contests and squeezing the fuck out of my toys
Taking vibrators apart to show what's inside that counts

My approach is maximally expansive and holistic — everything excites me, and I want to share that zest for life with you.

Whether you're a kinky deviant or want to be held, the brain-to-breath-to-body synergy is vital to creating the ultimate orgasmic experience.

Let's break down limiting cultural beliefs about sex, but also, come as you are and enjoy the ride.

Not sure where to start? Check out my favorite posts.

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Finally, get sneak peeks at new content on Instagram (main: @supersmashcache + backup: @smash.click). I don't use social media as much as I used to due to how intense the censorship has gotten, so think of my Instagram as less of an internet home and more of a hangout!

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More of Super Smash Cache's sex toy review blog accolades

2023 UPDATE: Nowadays, I'm less focused on awards and more on just fantastic collaborations with companies I love! Think of me less as a princess or queen guiding you through rules — and more as a mouthy maverick taking you on a trip.

Nevertheless, here's a list for old times' sake. <3

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