About Cy: dildo reviewer & cervical orgasm enthusiast at Super Smash Cache

You can call me Cy of Super Smash Cache. I’m 25 years old and a Chaotic Neutral, switchy femme in Detroit. My contact email is super smash cache [at] gmail [dot] com

I am a Jill of All Trades! I have a biology degree with a minor in art, modeling by day, I performing by night, and side-hustle on this blog in-between. My endless interests make my ADHD a blessing and a curse, going through phases of obsession. Sex-positivity isn’t just an obsession, though; it’s a crucial part of who I am.

Tbh being a sex geek is more geeky than sexy

— A Super Smashing Christmas (@supersmashcache) December 24, 2019

Accolades Super Smash Cache has received:

2020 – #30 on Sexual Alpha’s Top 50
2019 – #28 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s / Chaturbate’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2019
2019 – Kinkly’s Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2018 – #26 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s / Chaturbate’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2018
2018 – #10 on Kinkly’s Top 10 LGBTQ blogs
2018 – Kinkly’s Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2016 – #56 Kinkly’s Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes

But even if I didn’t have this blog, I’d still be:

posting sex-positive memes on my personal Facebook
winning vaginal weightlifting contests
praising cervix massages
volunteering to educate people about foreskin
sculpting penises out of bacon to use as references for my drawings

…and so on. You get the idea. Sex-positivity is in my blood. My blog gives me a place to put it all together. You can find even more of my sex geekery on Twitter and Instagram.

What you’ll find here

I’m a quirky critic of sex toys and a grassroots sex educator. Most of my posts are reviews, but there are plenty of sex-positive guides and the occasional article about how to live a happier, more creative life.

When you’ve owned over $6000 worth of sex toys, it’s only natural to play favorites and have a hierarchy. If a toy melts me into a puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know. And you’ll understand why— I’m clear about what makes a toy amazing or good or meh.

It’s like how people come in different shapes, sizes, and skin tones, but a good stylist knows what clothes would flatter you. You’re welcome to send me an email at supersmashcache@gmail.com for a personalized recommendation.

Posts to check out

If you’re new here and overwhelmed, then start here. These posts will give you a feel for what I write.

Essentials

Reviews of toys I love

Dildos

Vibrators

Reviews of toys I hate

Helpful tags

My philosophy at Super Smash Cache

This blog started as a personal project— a way to affirm to myself that my sexuality is valid, despite the alienation I felt from many different directions. It has since evolved into a business (“free” sex toys don’t pay the bills, you know). But the core mission stands: to make the world a more pleasurable place for my readers.

1 Sex-positivity is about totally owning your experience.

Take your pleasure into your own hands. Explore new things, do your Kegels, breathe, and enjoy. Don’t believe the bullshit that it’s inherently harder for women to orgasm. But also, don’t believe the bullshit that one type of orgasm is superior to another.

Clitoral orgasms are as valid as cervical orgasms are as valid as ejaculating orgasms are as valid as never having orgasms. It’s also okay to have some bad days, to not have partnered sex, to take time to process sexual trauma, and so on.

2 Sex toys are good and useful tools.

A sex toy’s purpose is to stimulate better than your hands can. Sometimes, that means textures galore, or a rounded dildo the size of a soda can, or what could pass as a bludgeon. And you know what? Using specialized tools is okay.

Plenty of the best carpenters use power tools, laser cutters, and sledgehammers. Using a self-propelling reciprocating saw doesn’t make someone better or worse than someone who uses a handsaw. Driving a car doesn’t ruin long walks with a partner. It just takes you farther in less time.

3 I’ll never know everything about sex.

Even though our genes need sex to propagate, nobody is born inherently knowing how to have hot, mutually pleasure-oriented sex. It’s something we discover over time. And nobody is ever going to know everything about sex. It’s such a broad topic with so many intricacies. That’s like saying you know everything love, health, or food.

But you’re much more likely to find a food you love if you’re trying new things. Sometimes you’ll try something that makes you feel lukewarm. Sometimes, something really delicious elevates your standards. And sometimes, someone serves a better peach cobbler than what you can make yourself. But isn’t the satisfaction of tasting it still wonderful?

How can readers support me?

If you find my posts informative and want to see more, then feel free to donate money/buy me a coffee. Clicking the links throughout my blog and buying sex toys from my affiliates also brings me a commission at no extra cost to you. If anything, you’ll save money with the following coupon codes:

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