About Super Smash Cache: sex toy critic and cervical orgasm connoisseur

About Super Smash Cache: sex toy critic and cervical orgasm connoisseur 1
Cy / 27 years old / super smash cache [at] gmail [dot] com

Don’t mind me! I’m just alchemizing a world where women experiencing 5 orgasms in 1 session is standard, rather than the exception.

Think of me as an orgasm sorceress and sex toy curator; here to help create your best sex life and most explosive orgasms.

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When you’ve reviewed over 300 sex toys, it’s only natural to play favorites. If a toy melts me into a drooling puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know.

And you’ll understand why — I’m vivaciously vocal about what makes a toy amazing or “meh” or a piece of shit.

Do I adore the thuddy vibrations, the thrusting stroke length, or the sumptuous silicone’s softness?

There’s something for everyone in Toyland, and you deserve the best it has to offer.


Even if I didn’t have this blog, I’d still be:

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…you get the idea. Sharing the power of pleasure with others is in my blood; my blog gives me a place to put it all together.


Accolades that Super Smash Cache has received:

2021
  • #1 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Review Blog of 2021
  • #2 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog of 2021
  • #14 on HookupGuru.com’s Top 100 Sex Blog List of 2021
  • Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2020
  • #1 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2020 
  • #1 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog of 2020
  • #8 Kinkly Top LGBTQIA Blog of 2020
  • #10 Kinkly Readers’ Choice Award
  • #10 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Review Blog of 2020
  • #30 Sexual Alpha Top 50 sex toy review blogs
  • Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2019
2018
2016
  • #56 Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes

About Super Smash Cache: sex toy critic and cervical orgasm connoisseur 2

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