About Cy: dildo reviewer & cervical orgasm enthusiast at Super Smash Cache

Think of me as an orgasm sorceress and sex toy curator; here to help create your best sex life and most explosive orgasms.

Let’s alchemize a world where women experiencing more than 5 orgasms in 1 session is standard, rather than the exception.

Over 300 spicy products are covered on this sex toy review blog; when you’re a sex toy reviewer with that much experience, it’s only natural to play favorites. If a toy melts me into a drooling puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know.

And you’ll understand why — I’m vivaciously vocal about what makes a toy amazing or “meh” or a piece of shit.

Do I adore the thuddy vibrations, the thrusting stroke length, or the sumptuous silicone’s softness?

There’s something for everyone in Toyland, and you deserve the best it has to offer.

Advocating for a world where more women have 10 orgasms for every 1 of their man’s
Reminding people that male and female sexual anatomy aren’t that different
Winning vaginal weightlifting contests and squeezing the fuck out of my toys
Praising cervix massages, the anterior fornix erogenous zone, and fantastic toys that stimulate these lesser-known hot spots
Taking vibrators apart to show what’s inside that counts
Showing people the marvel of fisting

…you get the idea. Sharing the power of pleasure with others is in my blood; my blog gives me a place to put it all together.

If you find my posts informative and want to see more, then feel free to tip me.

Clicking the links throughout my blog and buying sex toys from my affiliates also brings me a commission at no extra cost to you. If anything, you’ll save money by using my coupon codes.