About Super Smash Cache: sex toy critic and cervical orgasm connoisseur

About Super Smash Cache

An ink drawing of me lifting my shirt up

You can call me Cy of Super Smash Cache. I’m 26 years old and a Chaotic Neutral, switchy femme in Detroit. My contact email is super smash cache [at] gmail [dot] com

I am a Jill of All Trades! I have a biology degree with a minor in art, modeling by day, I performing by night, and side-hustle on this blog in-between. My endless interests make my ADHD a blessing and a curse, going through phases of obsession. Sex-positivity isn’t just an obsession, though; it’s a crucial part of who I am.

A forest of tiny dildos next to the njoy Pure Plug

When you’ve owned over $9000 worth of sex toys, it’s only natural to play favorites and have a hierarchy. If a toy melts me into a puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know. And you’ll understand why — I’m clear about what makes a toy amazing or good or meh.

Accolades Super Smash Cache has received:

But even if I didn’t have this blog, I’d still be:

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…and so on. You get the idea. Sex-positivity is in my blood. My blog gives me a place to put it all together. You can find even more of my sex geekery on Twitter and Instagram.


How can readers support me?

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If you find my posts informative and want to see more, then feel free to donate money/buy me a coffee.

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