Cy / 27 years old / super smash cache [at] gmail [dot] com
Think of me as an orgasm stylist and sex toy curator; I’m here to help you figure out what works for you.
When you’ve reviewed over 200 sex toys and owned over $10,000 worth of them, it’s only natural to play favorites. If a toy melts me into a puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know.
And you’ll understand why — I’m clear about what makes a toy amazing or good or “meh.” Is it the thuddy vibration frequency, the thrusting stroke length, or the sumptuous silicone’s softness?
My background in biology makes me highly inquisitive and thorough, while my art minor makes dildo photography fun.
There’s something for everyone in Toyland, and you deserve the best it has to offer.
Even if I didn’t have this blog, I’d still be:
- reminding people that male and female sexual anatomy aren’t that different
- posting sex-positive memes on my personal Facebook
- winning contests for vaginal weightlifting and squeezing the fuck out of my toys
- praising cervix massages, the anterior fornix erogenous zone, and fantastic toys that stimulate these lesser-known hot spots
- volunteering to educate people about foreskin
- sculpting penises out of bacon to use as references for my drawings
- taking vibrators apart to show what’s inside that counts
…and so on. You get the idea. Sex-positivity is in my blood; my blog gives me a place to put it all together. You can find even more of my sex geekery on Twitter and Instagram.
Accolades that Super Smash Cache has received:
2021
- #14 on HookupGuru.com’s Top 100 Sex Blog List of 2021
2020
- #1 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2020
- #1 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog of 2020
- #8 Kinkly Top LGBTQIA Blog of 2020
- #10 Kinkly Readers’ Choice Award
- #10 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Review Blog of 2020
- #30 Sexual Alpha Top 50 sex toy review blogs
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2019
- #28 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2019
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2018
- #26 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2018
- #10 Kinkly Top 10 LGBTQ blogs
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2016
- #56 Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes
How can readers support me?
If you find my posts informative and want to see more, then feel free to donate money/buy me a coffee.
Clicking the links throughout my blog and buying sex toys from my affiliates also brings me a commission at no extra cost to you. If anything, you’ll save money by using my coupon codes.
