About Super Smash Cache: sex toy critic and cervical orgasm connoisseur

About Super Smash Cache

An ink drawing of me lifting my shirt up

You can call me Cy of Super Smash Cache. I’m 25 years old and a Chaotic Neutral, switchy femme in Detroit. My contact email is super smash cache [at] gmail [dot] com

I am a Jill of All Trades! I have a biology degree with a minor in art, modeling by day, I performing by night, and side-hustle on this blog in-between. My endless interests make my ADHD a blessing and a curse, going through phases of obsession. Sex-positivity isn’t just an obsession, though; it’s a crucial part of who I am.

Accolades Super Smash Cache has received:

But even if I didn’t have this blog, I’d still be:

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…and so on. You get the idea. Sex-positivity is in my blood. My blog gives me a place to put it all together. You can find even more of my sex geekery on Twitter and Instagram.

What you’ll find here

A forest of tiny dildos next to the njoy Pure Plug

I’m a quirky critic of sex toys and a grassroots sex educator. Most of my posts are reviews, but there are plenty of sex-positive guides and the occasional article about how to live a happier, more creative life.

When you’ve owned over $6000 worth of sex toys, it’s only natural to play favorites and have a hierarchy. If a toy melts me into a puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know. And you’ll understand why— I’m clear about what makes a toy amazing or good or meh.

It’s like how people come in different shapes, sizes, and skin tones, but a good stylist knows what clothes would flatter you. You’re welcome to send me an email at supersmashcache@gmail.com for a personalized recommendation.

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Posts to check out

If you’re new here and overwhelmed, then start here. These posts will give you a feel for what I write.


Uberrime Night King dildo

Reviews of toys I love

Vibrators & powered toys

Reviews of toys I hate

Purple Zumio

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My philosophy at Super Smash Cache

This blog started as a personal project— a way to affirm to myself that my sexuality is valid, despite the alienation I felt from many different directions. It has since evolved into a business (“free” sex toys don’t pay the bills, you know). But the core mission stands: to make the world a more pleasurable place for my readers.

1 Sex-positivity is about totally owning your experience.

A self-portrait in gouache paint of myself emptying a menstrual cup onto phallic-looking plants.

Take your pleasure into your own hands. Explore new things, do your Kegels, breathe, and enjoy. Don’t believe the bullshit that it’s inherently harder for women to orgasm. But also, don’t believe the bullshit that one type of orgasm is superior to another.

Clitoral orgasms are as valid as cervical orgasms are as valid as ejaculating orgasms are as valid as never having orgasms. It’s also okay to have some bad days, to not have partnered sex, to take time to process sexual trauma, and so on.

2 Sex toys are good and useful tools.

A sex toy’s purpose is to stimulate better than your hands can. Sometimes, that means textures galore, or a rounded dildo the size of a soda can, or what could pass as a bludgeon. And you know what? Using specialized tools is okay.

Plenty of the best carpenters use power tools, laser cutters, and sledgehammers. Using a self-propelling reciprocating saw doesn’t make someone better or worse than someone who uses a handsaw. Driving a car doesn’t ruin long walks with a partner. It just takes you farther in less time.

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3 I’ll never know everything about sex.

Even though our genes need sex to propagate, nobody is born inherently knowing how to have hot, mutually pleasure-oriented sex. It’s something we discover over time. And nobody is ever going to know everything about sex. It’s such a broad topic with so many intricacies. That’s like saying you know everything love, health, or food.

But you’re much more likely to find a food you love if you’re trying new things. Sometimes you’ll try something that makes you feel lukewarm. Sometimes, something really delicious elevates your standards. And sometimes, someone serves a better peach cobbler than what you can make yourself. But isn’t the satisfaction of tasting it still wonderful?

How can readers support me?

If you find my posts informative and want to see more, then feel free to donate money/buy me a coffee. Clicking the links throughout my blog and buying sex toys from my affiliates also brings me a commission at no extra cost to you. If anything, you’ll save money with the following coupon codes:

How can businesses work with me?

My services include:

  • Reviews
  • Promotional posts
  • Social media promo
  • Hosting banners & text links to your business

Email me at supersmashcache@gmail.com for rates. You can also use the contact form below.

Contact me

Email address: supersmashcache@gmail.com