You can call me Cy of Super Smash Cache. I’m 26 years old and a Chaotic Neutral, switchy femme in Detroit. My contact email is super smash cache [at] gmail [dot] com
I am a Jill of All Trades! I have a biology degree with a minor in art, modeling by day, I performing by night, and side-hustle on this blog in-between. My endless interests make my ADHD a blessing and a curse, going through phases of obsession. Sex-positivity isn’t just an obsession, though; it’s a crucial part of who I am.
Tbh being a sex geek is more geeky than sexy
— A Super Smashing Christmas (@supersmashcache) December 24, 2019
When you’ve owned over $10,000 worth of sex toys, it’s only natural to play favorites and have a hierarchy. If a toy melts me into a puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know. And you’ll understand why — I’m clear about what makes a toy amazing or good or meh.
Even if I didn’t have this blog, I’d still be:
- reminding people that male and female sexual anatomy isn’t that different
- posting sex-positive memes on my personal Facebook
- winning contests for vaginal weightlifting and squeezing the fuck out of my toys
- praising cervix massages, the anterior fornix erogenous zone, and fantastic toys that stimulate these lesser-known hot spots
- volunteering to educate people about foreskin
- sculpting penises out of bacon to use as references for my drawings
…and so on. You get the idea. Sex-positivity is in my blood. My blog gives me a place to put it all together. You can find even more of my sex geekery on Twitter and Instagram.
Accolades that Super Smash Cache has received:
2020
- #1 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2020
- #1 Kinkly Top BIPOC-Run Sex Blog of 2020
- #8 Kinkly Top LGBTQIA Blog of 2020
- #10 Kinkly Readers’ Choice Award
- #10 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Review Blog of 2020
- #30 Sexual Alpha Top 50 sex toy review blogs
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2019
- #28 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2019
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2018
- #26 on Molly’s Daily Kiss’s Top 100 Sex Blogs of 2018
- #10 Kinkly Top 10 LGBTQ blogs
- Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes (unranked list)
2016
- #56 Kinkly Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes
How can readers support me?
If you find my posts informative and want to see more, then feel free to donate money/buy me a coffee.
Clicking the links throughout my blog and buying sex toys from my affiliates also brings me a commission at no extra cost to you. If anything, you’ll save money by using my coupon codes.
