Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review
This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s Indigo A-spotting dildo has a lovely length of 8 insertable...
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The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!
I’m bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR’s energy — because if this toy isn’t a party in your bedroom, I don’t know what is.
(Actually, I do know, and I’ll elaborate on that, too. Hint: I’ve literally made sparks fly.)
Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster than you can say “shuck.” Today’s corn stars are the...
Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the Pepper Paramour and cumming instantly. Then I texted my friend,...
Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review
What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instantly. It’s that...
Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator
Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm torture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sensual … caresses and kisses on your clit. Womanizer’s unprecedented Climax Control feature allows adjustment...
Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-BAM Thumping Gyrations!
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles my forearm. Its central hub contains a weight that spins...
Sensualist 7″ Vibrating Dildo Review
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first phallus. While it doesn’t do everything it promises, it...
Pink Punch Dream Bunny Review: Air Pulse Finger Vibe
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page says? Maybe not — but it certainly got me gasping...
Snail Vibe Gizi Rabbit Review: Constant Clitoral Contact?
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast it all: internal and external stimulation with the flick of...
Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On?
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched flutter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that...
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime’s Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — placing these eye-catching specimens among the largest of...
