“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air pulse massager was the first of its kind....
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little things that add a dash of spice to playtime....
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and cheekbones contoured to oblivion. In other words: the...
IT IS ONCE AGAIN THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR. Find the best Black Friday / Cyber Monday deals on sex toys that I’m most excited about! As always, I’ve hand-picked some of my top recommendations from each...
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy I have ever encountered, with decently strong vibrations in...
If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they’ve never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You’re not alone, girl. My Tinder bio when I’m ovulating goes...
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November is just beginning. Let’s celebrate with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime. Uberrime fantasy dildo giveaway prizes The super squishy Sensi vaginal plug The “AAAAAAAAA”-inducing Night King …and the beautiful new Baroba...
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped among each other? Every day is Spooky Day in...
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by sex toy packages declaring, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not thrilled about the experience. Discreet sex toy shipping is...
