by Super Smash Cache · Published June 19, 2025
Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please! We’ll start with the ones you’re probably most familiar with...
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 1, 2025 · Last modified June 10, 2025
SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We’re making vanilla a spice again with dildos I wish I had found sooner — the frill-free,...
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 19, 2025 · Last modified May 31, 2025
PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me. Its nearly ten-inch reach pleases my cervix and electrifies the...
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2025
You’re probably hypnotic without realizing it — guiding your partner into a trance to feel hotter and uncontrollably bothered. Looking back, I can see how my old post, “7 Steamy...
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 20, 2025
I never don’t want to bludgeon my womb. Three goonable glass glandes go head-to-head here — not only aesthetically enchanting in how they refract light, but also prime specimens for...
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2025
Once upon a time, the iconic VixSkin Mustang set the standard for a crowd-wowing cock. It “simply doesn’t need more reviews,” wrote an affiliate program manager; Vixen Creations achieved adult...
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2025
For when “Oh noooo, is it going to fit?” isn’t just teasing dirty talk. If you’re feeling intimidation with penetration, you have options, including dilator kits. Think of these sets...
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2025
Meet Lewis, Velvet Thruster’s thick, curved, uncut cock attachment for front-wall bliss — one of the most versatile realistic thruster attachments in their lineup. Pop it atop the Velvet Prime...
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 7, 2025
“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien‘s first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo features not one, not two, but three tiers of out-of-this-world...
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2025
Tracy’s Dog Pockety curves along the contours of my hand, intuitive AF for solo and couple’s play. As the name suggests, it’s petite and discreet — about the size of...
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2025
French finesse meets powerful penis pleasure. Consider the Man.wand Evo an orgasm accelerator for penises — deep, rumbly vibrations to wrap around an erection. I could make my partner cum...
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 10, 2025
Elevate your suction cup dildo rides — literally and figuratively. Maybe you’ve mounted a dildo to the mirror, the shower, or a wall. But you can go beyond hard surfaces...
