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Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years 5

Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years

Their marvelous engineering set many of my standards from the start — powerful pulsators often imitated but never duplicated, rumbly motors with basslike fluttering and tapping, and more. Collecting insertable...

Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism 6

Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime’s Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after fucking myself (and following the search suggestion to “transcendental intimacy”)....

Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review 7

Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review

This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s Indigo A-spotting dildo has a lovely length of 8 insertable...

The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?! 8

The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!

I’m bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR’s energy — because if this toy isn’t a party in your bedroom, I don’t know what is.

(Actually, I do know, and I’ll elaborate on that, too. Hint: I’ve literally made sparks fly.)

Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review 11

Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review

What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instantly. It’s that...