“The eggplant agrees: it’s REALLY starting to feel like summer,” I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that changes colors in heat. The Self Delve Eggplant‘s girth and...
Sex blogging is a journey that’s led to oddly specific and funny stories, fantastic business trips, eye-catching photos, and of course, the ability to pay for rent and utilities without being bound to any one location. But while I’ve reviewed...
“Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?” a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, “For the [Lovely 2.0’s] price, I’d want vibrations that get me off.” The standard orgasm ratio between a partner and...
If you’ve been reading Super Smash Cache for a while, you know that I’m no stranger to big giveaways. But this year, I didn’t want merely to host a big giveaway with many prizes. I wanted one with some of the...
The second time I ever got stoned, I had orgasms for 20 minutes straight. It happened about five years ago— at the time, I thought it was an unusual occurrence for my body. However, I’ve since cultivated my orgasms to...
The rumble of BMS Factory’s Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G-spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It’s perhaps the most underrated vibrator in existence, and a steal for only $43. I didn’t do...
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The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool’s self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per minute and a robust 3-inch range of motion. It’s worthy...
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like “huge butt plug used in pussy” and landing on my Tantus Ringo review. It’s easily one of my most popular posts. And...
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I’ve been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former...
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My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn’t have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. “I’ll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried with you when I die.” (To my future children who...
Partnered sex is one of the most complicated things we’re expected to teach ourselves. Some parts come naturally, while others are less intuitive at first. Here are some small adjustments in the bedroom that can have an explosive impact. Adjust...
Sometimes I worry that my love of big dick might eventually be the reason I die alone. For that reason, I got a VixSkin Colossus cock extender to put on the dildo attachment of my handheld fucking machine and pound...
