How to Pick What Best Suits Your Needs WRITTEN BY SUPER SMASH CACHE / ILLUSTRATIONS BY SARAH WILLIAMSON If you’re overwhelmed by a pleasure boutique’s gadgets and gizmos, you’re not alone. Let’s start with the two broadest categories of sex...
Chastity play and cock cages may seem brutal and otherworldly to the vanillas. “Do people ACTUALLY get turned on by that?” one might think. But the kink is more common than people realize. Just like anyone you walk past...
Before I tried a menstrual cup, I bled all over my bed every month. Pads and tampons consistently failed to contain my heavy flow. Fuck that shit. Menstrual cups have been an absolute GODSEND for me. They are the PEAK...
Run up the stairs. Hula-hoop. Belly dance. Hop in place. We’re exploring toys with bumps and beads and internal balls that move with your body for hands-free, battery-free sensation. First up, we have the Fun Factory B-Balls DUO and...
Yes, a body-safe, inflatable rabbit vibrator befitting of size royalty! Not many toys carry the Nalone Pure X2‘s combination of features: Pumps up to diameters bigger than my wrist Body-safe, non-porous silicone Simultaneous internal and external vibration for blended...
Down the rabbit hole, we go! What better way to celebrate the release of the new We-Vibe Nova 2 rabbit vibe than WITH A GIVEAWAY? And not just with the Nova as a prize. I HAD TO BE EXTRA...
The iconic polka-dot LuzArte Jollet dildo is perfection, both aesthetically and as a pleasure product. I get questions about LuzArte’s eye-catching designs EVERY time they’re in my photos — even if there’s only a brief cameo. It’s for the...
The business of blogging involves alliances and collaborations with companies. How do you navigate that? Though many sex shops are delights to work with, psychic vampires also run rampant in the industry. They feed on the unsuspecting, trying to...
Oh, my — the Nova has changed, but is it for the better? Let’s compare the We-Vibe Nova 2 to the original. How I felt about the We-Vibe Nova before The original We-Vibe Nova was, hands down, the best rabbit...
If jackhammering your G-spot sounds appealing to you, then you can’t miss this review of the FemmeFunn Cadenza. It’s another handheld fucking machine, made by the same people who brought us the: Fancy AF Bougie Bullet Cheap-but-powerful FFix and...
I love everything about Uberrime’s new dual-density dildo line! With four sizes, three skin tones, and an uncut head option, there’s plenty of diversity to go around. I’ve said it before, and I’ll repeat it: there’s no such thing...
Even though I review a lot of BIG toys here, I can still appreciate going back to basics. A petite and budget-friendly G-spot vibrator has mass appeal, especially for those who feel overwhelmed by the sheer number of products...
