Imagine you’re masturbating and you’re about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it and has a barking fit at the mysterious...
Wands are notoriously powerful but loud. For discreet masturbation, it’s hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators’ power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are must-haves when traveling or living with people who aren’t so sex-positive. The latest in Fun...
Looking for your G-spot or A-spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spot for the first time? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are exactly what my vagina needed...
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line features out-of-this-world vibration creations for anybody. There’s no hot...
The We-Vibe Rave is the only G-spot vibrator I’d buy if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. There, I said it. G-spot vibrators don’t often do much for...
“Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that’s supposed to be fancy.” “Really?” I responded to my reviewer friend. “I thought of it as the reverse: cheap vibrators in nice packaging. That’s a recurring problem...
“Let’s just say she’s ‘open’ to new things,” someone commented on a viral video of my sex toy collection. Big dildos are among the most polarizing and stigmatized toys for women. Strangers have made all sorts of rude remarks...
I’m waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody’s announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it’s only a matter of time, given this robotic massager’s notoriety. The backstory: Lora DiCarlo’s...
Welcome to Elust 134 — The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice, or kinky discussions it’ll be here at...
There’s a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn’t imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Curve. But here we are, with one of the...
How often have you heard the bullshit that female anatomy is confusing? Or worse, that male orgasms are a given, while female orgasms are distant and otherworldly? I’m here to tell you that vulvas and vaginas aren’t especially complicated....
How to Pick What Best Suits Your Needs WRITTEN BY SUPER SMASH CACHE / ILLUSTRATIONS BY SARAH WILLIAMSON If you’re overwhelmed by a pleasure boutique’s gadgets and gizmos, you’re not alone. Let’s start with the two broadest categories of sex...
