The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes for female pleasure. The Elise 2 roared with...
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. “L’acier” means “the steel” in French, in case you were...
Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a “nurture” component at play? Today, we examine some of the external factors influencing a woman’s libido — and her willingness to act on it....
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today, I’m reviewing the Laphwing Ursula and Mr. Moonlight...
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the “Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American” meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want this sex toy giveaway to evoke. With NINE...
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off. At the Snail Vibe’s price of $150, I...
Play with penetration beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dildos, missionary-style. The non-insertable portion of a dildo can make a more considerable difference than you’d think. I’ve previously written about making masturbation feel more realistic, which encompassed a...
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of my correspondence, but my biology degree was excited to...
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like guns and nuns in the same shop? You’d be...
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by Vibratex. It’s like the “cool grandma” figure for all...
Welcome to Elust 148. Expand your sex blogger palate beyond toy reviews! Elust is the place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship...
On today’s episode of passionate (but playful, shitposting) semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers have said, “If you call them...
