Sex toy or [overpriced] lamp? You decide. Obii by Biird is a clitoral suction vibrator that’s both ADORABLE AF and award-winning! I can see why design geeks would love Obii’s exterior: Its silicone is soft like a marshmallow. Feminine...
Take your Kegels to the next level! If my post about playing Pong/Brick with your vagina wasn’t enough, here’s a more in-depth guide into the wacky world of vaginal weightlifting. Reap the profoundly pleasurable benefits of pelvic floor exercises,...
The uninitiated may raise an eyebrow at the ostensibly “Xtra-Small” Hankey’s Toys Dragon dildo. It’s above average compared to a human penis, but keep in mind: the brand is [in]famous for HUGE dildos and fisting lovers’ porn. For further...
This versatile dildo can hit the G-spot, A-spot, deep spot, *AND* perineal sponge! Since I own over $10,000 worth of sex toys, it’s easy to take for granted all the penetration sensations available to me. I needed a range...
Much has changed in the pleasure product industry since 2015. That was when I first wrote my post about the best affordable (and body-safe) sex toys! Since there have been so many fantastic new additions to my collection, I...
“It looks like Squidward, with an erection, beckoning you to fight him,” said a friend upon his first impression of this toy. Later on, he compared it to a bunched-up rendition of Squidward’s “masterpiece” self-portrait. It’s not quite a...
Buzzy is skin-deep. Rumbly is to the bone (sometimes). “Rumbly” and “buzzy” are two descriptors that sex bloggers use to describe vibration quality. The former is deep and often low-pitched, while the latter is surface-level or irritatingly high-pitched. What...
If you’re overwhelmed by the air pulse/clitoral suction toy options on the market, I don’t blame you! Womanizer is the pioneer and most well-known, but many other companies have hopped on the bandwagon. The options are endless! Today, we’re...
I have always loved VR, and now I truly know why. Yes! I got a complimentary premium VR porn pass, so today, I’m sharing some must-know clips. Since most of my readers are women, I wanted to include some...
Behold the Zumio E — the best Zumio model yet! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first tried it. At the time, its concentration of power was unprecedented; RUMBLY pinpoint oscillations are rare in Toyland. And the...
I’m grossed out by predatory online marketing towards women dealing with confusion and heartache. I get that, when you’re struggling, a quick web search here and there can be therapeutic for knowing you’re not alone. But it doesn’t take...
The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos! Many metal sex toys I’ve tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce pressure and effortless momentum. These heirloom-quality beasts bully the...
