Maia Nala Wand Review: 5 Reasons to Love This Massager
Dear Maia Toys, I see you’re trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim’s success — presenting your Nala wand as a closely rumbly and far more affordable...
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READER RAVE: L’Acier Capo = Intense Orgasms All Over
Cervical and G-spot orgasms are nearly effortless for me with the Capo stainless steel dildo by L’Acier. It’s precisely my type for deep dicking, with a gentle curve for front...
9 Silicone Pussy Plugs, Compared: G Squeeze, Sensi & MORE
“Dude, I’m so fucking horny I came like instantly upon slipping in a pussy plug,” I texted my friend. Ever since the iconic LuzArte Jollet — a single-humped dildo designed...
Fucking Myself With Luscious Playthings’ 8″ Glass Dildo
Slick, smooth, sublime sensations for my slit and cervix. I love it deep, and I was enchanted when Luscious Playthings customized this glass dildo to my specifications for stroking my...
Doxy Die Cast R Review: Most Powerful Rechargeable Wand?!
I’ve waited for the Doxy Die Cast Rechargeable for so long. Full-sized head for seismic, vulva-convulsing, internal clit-rattling vibrations. Cordless for going from date night to “pleasure torture” play night...
How the Fun Factory Vim Became My Favorite Cordless Wand
Upon turning on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” It immediately emanated a deep, resonant purr, evoking a friend’s “holy shit” reaction, even at the...
4 Mental Hang-Ups About Vibrators I’ve Gotten Over
I’ve used hundreds of sex toys, and that has made me more sensitive, more hyper-aware of what steps on my “arousal accelerator,” and more easily able to orgasm with a...
Long Weekend, Long Orgasms: Labor Day Toy Sales!
Just the gems — sex toy sales that are genuinely worth your time (and money). This weekend, treat yourself to the crème de la crème of pleasure products, whether you’re...
KinkyPop Toys Thexomite Dildo Review: thick, INTENSE textures!
This imposing monstrosity is ready to raid your cave. Thexomite‘s “small” size, standing 7.5″ tall and 2.25″ wide, is amply armored for appeasing the otherwise insatiable. Its stacked plates are...
Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!
I’ve been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins — all at modest prices. (Solina’s XXL dildo retails for...
Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years
Their marvelous engineering set many of my standards from the start — powerful pulsators often imitated but never duplicated, rumbly motors with basslike fluttering and tapping, and more. Collecting insertable...
Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime’s Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after fucking myself (and following the search suggestion to “transcendental intimacy”)....
