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BestVibe Phoenix self-thrusting monster cock in hand

September 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023

BestVibe Phoenix Self-Thrusting Monster Dildo Review

Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful,...

Rumbly bullet vibrators from We-Vibe, Je Joue, BMS, and Blush, ranked and compared!

September 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023

Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!

Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here — instead, we’re gauging, “Can the orgasms knock me out from...

Domina Decoded: 5 Femdom Principles for Male Obedience 1

September 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023

Domina Decoded: 5 Femdom Principles for Male Obedience

Master female dominance and male submission, rule over him, and have him eating out of your hand. Men’s myriad motivations for sex go beyond the physical release — even with...

Je Joue Vita, Amour, and Duet bullet vibrators

September 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023

Review: Je Joue Amour, Duet, and Vita rumbly bullet vibrators

Deliciously basslike vibrations in 3 petite packages! What do the following have in common? They’re all whimsical but functional shapes among Je Joue’s new bullets! Not only are they cute,...

Sexual Satisfaction Isn’t Just One Destination For Men, Either 2

September 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023

Sexual Satisfaction Isn’t Just One Destination For Men, Either

Here’s one of my greatest regrets as a sex blogger — and what I wish I had said. When a friend of a friend mentioned being unable to finish during...

VixSkin Cash large realistic dildo in hand

September 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023

Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-Density Dildo by Vixen Creations

Orgasms with the VixSkin Cash meld and flow into each other, like a slow merging where you can hardly tell where you end and the other entity begins. In this...

Foria CBD-infused anal sex suppositories and Intimacy Sex Oil among peaches

August 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published August 2023

Foria CBD Booty Melts & Intimacy Oil: First Impressions

Foria is known for cannabis-infused sensual care products — weed lube and cramp-combatting CBD, anyone? And they’ve added Booty Melts, specifically for butt stuff, to their lineup! These suppositories enhance...

Uberrime Kraken's Revenge artisanal silicone tentacle dildo in hand

August 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published August 2023

Uberrime Kraken’s Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review

I did say that the Kraken’s Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire studio is known for extra cartoony...

Mystique Venus Vibe Review: Rabbit With Flower Petals 3

August 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published August 2023

Mystique Venus Vibe Review: Rabbit With Flower Petals

Calling clitoral texture fiends! The Mystique Venus Vibe’s flowering bud and branching “stem” are juuust the right softness to press up on my clitoris with every thrust — deliciously delicate...

Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo 4

August 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published August 2023

Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo

This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this dildo with a striated, rainbow-sunset pastel palette. What’s a...

Breaking Chains: Defining BDSM & Reimagining Roles 5

August 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published August 2023 · Last modified September 2023

Breaking Chains: Defining BDSM & Reimagining Roles

Fifty Shades of Grey. Secretary. Chains and whips in Rihanna’s 2010 dance-pop hit, S&M. When the mainstream thinks of BDSM, they think of a neat binary of: But BDSM is...

Bestvibe kissing and vibrating massager with lips

August 2023

 by Super Smash Cache · Published August 2023

Review: Biting Lips & Vibrating Tongue Oral Sex Simulator From Bestvibe

I’m shocked at how quickly this little oral sex simulator made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibrations, the lips’ kissing movement and placement incorporated some of what I...

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Channeling my monthly luteal angst by recounting and ranking what thrusters let me down and which ones actually come through. I’m so 🥴🥴 and “Just one more O!” at how this long(er) tentacle dil reaches way in, like pleasure precision for my posterior fornix. It’s 6” long and 1” wide, zooming in on the most important part (for me): my cervix. "I'm more excited about the We-Vibe Rave than most people are about their whole lives," I used to say, 3ish years ago. My $300 Ose 2 massager remembers the 21st night of September, even though Lora DiCarlo is no more. Anyone else's phone paying the price for storing and processing lots of video content? “That might work for someone else, but it does nothing for me,” he said my first time giving a handy. It was while I stroked his frenulum, a pleasure-packed hot spot — for some people. But not for him.

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