Review: Biting Lips & Vibrating Tongue Oral Sex Simulator From Bestvibe

I’m shocked at how quick­ly this lit­tle oral sex sim­u­la­tor made me cum.

Even with the buzzy tongue vibra­tions, the lips’ kiss­ing move­ment and place­ment incor­po­rat­ed some of what I had become accus­tomed to with oral sex.

Here’s a less-​known fact about my mas­tur­ba­tion habits: the bottom-​most part of my vagi­na is super sen­si­tive to shal­low tip drilling and vibra­tions. That’s where much of the cli­toral legs are locat­ed, and shal­low­ing can deliv­er some ure­thral sponge stim­u­la­tion on the front wall.

And one of the quick­est ways to fin­ish me off is to press on the labia near the vagi­nal open­ing — tap­ping and puls­ing on the cusp of inter­nal and exter­nal stimulation.

How This Biting Lips & Tongue Vibrator Worked

Here's the best way I can explain how this bit­ing mouth vibra­tor works with my anatomy:

• The top lip is posi­tioned on my exter­nal clitoris.
• Shallow vibra­tions in the tongue are focused at my vagi­nal entrance.
• Its tip is pin­point­ed with a dis­tinct edge.
• The bot­tom lip is on the rim of my back wall.
• The open­ing and clos­ing as the lips slide up and down, at a rate of 155–200 puckers-​ups per minute if there’s min­i­mal friction.

This toy can also stall, so it’s not for those with big enough junk to jam between the tongue and the roof (or floor?) of the mouth — or those who need ample pres­sure. That’s a non-​concern for me here, though.

This bit­ing lips vibra­tor almost feels like its mea­sure­ments were made for me.

Vibration Quality, Controls, and Biting Lip Motor Settings

That brings me to some­thing most users con­sid­er a down­side: the vibra­tions are the buzzi­est I have ever encoun­tered. Its tongue’s steady vibra­tion set­tings mea­sure about 190, 211, and 220 Hz.

For com­par­i­son, the FUN FACTORY VIM’s top speed is 73 Hz, the Magic Wand Rechargeable’s is 97 Hz, and the Doxy Die Cast’s is 150 Hz. And that’s fine for a heavy wand. This tongue vibra­tor motor is itty-​bitty and a sig­nif­i­cant depar­ture in vibra­tion pitch from what I’m used to, so if buzzy is a deal­break­er for you, don’t use that part of the toy.

I’m not sur­prised, con­sid­er­ing that this bit­ing mouth vibra­tor is a cheap and gener­ic white-​label prod­uct — a mod­er­ate strength but mosquito-​like vibra­tion qual­i­ty is par for the course, and you get what you pay for.

How This Biting Oral Sex Simulator Felt in Use

When I first turned on this oral sex vibra­tor’s tongue motor, I def­i­nite­ly thought, “Oh, no.” But that turned quick­ly into “Oh, fuck” in actu­al use, with the tongue’s bor­der pressed up against my clit. No lip move­ment yet — just sta­tion­ary vibra­tion. I wasn’t expect­ing that to make me cum, and all I could think after­ward was, “Well, then.”

Three but­tons con­trol the bit­ing and vibrat­ing motors independently:

• The cen­ter pow­er but­ton turns the whole unit on.
• The sine wave turns on the tongues’ vibra­tions — 3 steady speeds and 7 patterns.
• The lip-​shaped icon, of course, opens and clos­es the mouth — 4 steady speeds and 6 pat­terns, though some of the rhythms are con­sis­tent enough to feel fantastic.

And then, once I turned on the puck­er­ing, bit­ing lips on this vibra­tor, “Woooaahh.” Damn near insta-​cum, just like when I tap my vagi­nal open­ing with my fin­gers. Just like the graph­ics on the web­site declared on their dia­gram label­ing the cli­toris, vagi­na, and per­ineum: “ENJOY TRIPLE ORGASMS SIMULTANEOUSLY.”

Yeah, I had my reser­va­tions about the website's graph­ics and white-​label products.

Closing Thoughts: Who Is This Biting and Vibrating Oral Sex Simulator For?

And admit­ted­ly, hav­ing trained my vul­va to respond to shal­low vagi­nal thrum­ming is very per­son­al and spe­cif­ic to me. But if you:

• Also enjoy that sen­sa­tion at the vagi­nal opening.
• Don’t mind a lot of exter­nal buzz when a vibrator’s pin­point enough.
• Either have a clit-​vag gap of 1 inch, or don’t mind exper­i­ment­ing with positioning.
• Loooove the idea of lips mov­ing and puck­er­ing up and down your vulva.

You might be as pleas­ant­ly shocked as I am. I, for one, am keep­ing this bit­ing mouth and tongue vibra­tor by my bed­side for a while since its sen­sa­tion is so unique com­pared to oth­er prod­ucts I’ve tried. And, again, it fits the way I touch myself just right.

Get the bit­ing lips oral sex sim­u­la­tor and use Bestvibe dis­count code CY20 for 20% off — mak­ing this vibra­tor suu­u­u­u­per afford­able, with almost 200 kiss­es per minute and all.

This review was spon­sored! Opinions expressed are my own.