It's been half a decade since Pipedream's Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good reason. The sucking, licking, and vibrating massager seemed to do it all. Then came Cal…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2024
· Last modified April 16, 2024
Two toys in one to flit on your clit — both inside and outside Womanizer pioneered air pulse massagers in the mid-2010s. Toward the end of the decade, Lora DiCarlo…
A little foxy fan service? This remote control panty vibe comes with a strappy black lace G‑string harness. Three faux pearls thread through the silicone slots to keep the whole…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 4, 2024
· Last modified April 16, 2024
Hands down the best *budget* clitoral air pulse toy I’ve tried yet Little Goo, the Suck-a-Saurus rex by Boutique Voila: It used to be that clitoral air pulse massagers fell…
This mini-wand looks like a sparkling scepter in a cat girl shōjo anime about the power of friendship and self-nurturing. It features: Most importantly, did it add magic to this…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 5, 2024
· Last modified April 16, 2024
Thuddy AF thumping competing with the gold standard of rechargeable wands Hot Octopuss's Pulse Queen combines wand-level power with a point for more focused pussy-pounding. Rather than using the typical…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 20, 2024
· Last modified March 5, 2024
It’s about damn time that thuddy thumping toys received the recognition they deserve. Experience clitoris-rocking rumble — without breaking the bank. Could I sum up this Playboy vibrator’s effects on me?…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 30, 2024
· Last modified February 20, 2024
Feel this Unihorn’s cutie patootie snoot booping at 4 pulses per second — and its boot(y)’s buzzing. The face end pulses back and forth, like light percussion, while the round…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2024
· Last modified February 1, 2024
Upgrade your blowjobs with vivacious vibration, via Vim, Manta, and Bond! Of course, the options go beyond this post, since you can: However, vibrating massagers for penises are an incredibly underrated frontier…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2024
· Last modified February 29, 2024
Fiona is for fans of fluttery florals and light lapping. This double-ended, rose-shaped licking vibrator features a slender “blade” of a tongue that flits back and forth for a pinpoint…
Rock Candy’s Sweetensity isn’t for the faint of clitoris. It’s for those who want to gasp, “Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh,” cumming over and over again — perhaps with…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2, 2023
· Last modified March 11, 2024
To my millennial gal pals: was your 2000s-era MySpace mostly pastel butterflies, or was it more black and teal? Did you realize you were queer for serve Queen Fyora or…