Category: External Vibrators

Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager 1

Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager

Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much poten­tial, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would…

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review 2

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review

Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand mas­sager packs a punch, imping­ing on the icon­ic Magic Wand Mini’s ter­ri­to­ry. While Pomi hasn’t entire­ly usurped the throne, there are at…

LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review 3

LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review

The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rum­bli­est recharge­able wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibra­tion quality-wise, it’s eas­i­ly in the top 5 best “back mas­sagers.” It thrums…

13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!) 4

13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (…and 5 I dislike!)

Fun Factory makes stel­lar vibra­tors and pul­sators, but I’ve cum more on some than oth­ers.  To cel­e­brate their 26th birth­day, let’s take a walk down mem­o­ry lane. Here are the best…

Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review 5

Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review

Disappointment set at the moment I insert­ed the Snail Vibe. It’s like get­ting a hotel room for a hookup and quick­ly real­iz­ing that your part­ner will prob­a­bly not get you off.…

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators 6

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators

I got excit­ed when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibra­tor. “Is it named after the silk­moth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affil­i­ate rep­re­sen­ta­tive didn’t com­ment on that part of my…

The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal 8

The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal

Hoooh, anoth­er afford­able bul­let that’s more pow­er­ful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet com­pare to the gold stan­dard of rumbly vibra­tors? If you’re get­ting déjà…

Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments 9

Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments

Why do peo­ple reel upon hear­ing, “hot dog wrapped in a cin­na­mon bun” but drool at “cin­na­mon sug­ar corn dog”? Words mat­ter; I appre­ci­ate a round of sil­ly (but not pedantic)…

FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review 10

FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review

The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibra­tor that entire­ly envelops your fin­ger — a hybrid between a fin­ger bul­let, dil­do, and exten­sion sleeve. This fin­ger vibra­tor blends seam­less­ly into part­ner play,…

Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet 11

Review: VUSH Myth G‑spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet

2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and com­mer­cial­ized well­ness girl­bossi­fi­ca­tion self-love back. I per­son­i­fy VUSH vibra­tors as some basic-bitch Millennial drink­ing cel­ery juice, sport­ing thick eye­brows gradient-filled…

Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator 12

Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator

The Love Hamma’s mar­ket­ing missed an oppor­tu­ni­ty. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copy­writ­ers knew that the hammer-shaped vibra­tor spoke for itself. It’s pos­si­bly the sil­li­est sex toy I…