Okay, Fine: The Womanizer Wave Showerhead Grew on Me.
“Why is this showerhead $120, and what can it do that a cheaper showerhead can’t?” I scoffed at first. Then, it only took a few days for the Womanizer Wave…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 9, 2024
“Why is this showerhead $120, and what can it do that a cheaper showerhead can’t?” I scoffed at first. Then, it only took a few days for the Womanizer Wave…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2, 2024
Dear Maia Toys, I see you're trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim's success — presenting your Nala wand as a closely rumbly and far more affordable alternative.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
I’ve waited for the Doxy Die Cast Rechargeable for so long. Full-sized head for seismic, vulva-convulsing, internal clit-rattling vibrations. Cordless for going from date night to “pleasure torture” play night —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 15, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
Upon turning on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” It immediately emanated a deep, resonant purr, evoking a friend's “holy shit” reaction, even at the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this toy isn't a party in your bedroom, I don't know what is.
(Actually, I do know, and I'll elaborate on that, too. Hint: I've literally made sparks fly.)
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instantly. It’s that obvious.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm torture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sensual … caresses and kisses on your clit. Womanizer’s unprecedented Climax Control feature allows adjustment of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2024
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page says? Maybe not — but it certainly got me gasping…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 28, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 15, 2024 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Can you believe it’s been ten years since Womanizer launched its Pleasure Air™ Technology? Air pulse massagers have become their own category since then, with more compact, aesthetic (read: less…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 11, 2024 · Last modified May 15, 2024
Yes, the EdenFantasys Sleek Power Wand lives up to the "Power" in its name. And yes, you might have seen this wand before. I called its twin “the optimizer of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of popular products years later. You can be hit-or-miss sometimes, but…