I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this toy isn't a party in your bedroom, I don't know what is.
(Actually, I do know, and I'll elaborate on that, too. Hint: I've literally made sparks fly.)
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instantly. It’s that obvious.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm torture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sensual … caresses and kisses on your clit. Womanizer’s unprecedented Climax Control feature allows adjustment of…
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page says? Maybe not — but it certainly got me gasping…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 28, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 15, 2024
· Last modified May 31, 2024
Can you believe it’s been ten years since Womanizer launched its Pleasure Air™ Technology? Air pulse massagers have become their own category since then, with more compact, aesthetic (read: less…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 11, 2024
· Last modified May 15, 2024
Yes, the EdenFantasys Sleek Power Wand lives up to the "Power" in its name. And yes, you might have seen this wand before. I called its twin “the optimizer of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2024
· Last modified July 17, 2024
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of popular products years later. You can be hit-or-miss sometimes, but…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 1, 2024
· Last modified May 2, 2024
Is this the future our Y2K selves imagined? You can control these nipple clamps’ vibrations from around the world via Bluetooth! There’s something nostalgic about both the OhMiBod Sphinx and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 15, 2024
· Last modified April 16, 2024
It's been half a decade since Pipedream's Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good reason. The sucking, licking, and vibrating massager seemed to do it all. Then came Cal…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
Two toys in one to flit on your clit — both inside and outside Womanizer pioneered air pulse massagers in the mid-2010s. Toward the end of the decade, Lora DiCarlo…
A little foxy fan service? This remote control panty vibe comes with a strappy black lace G‑string harness. Three faux pearls thread through the silicone slots to keep the whole…