Dee’s Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can

I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure.

Even just cleaning Dee’s Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the winding vasculature wrapping the shaft — is enough to get me wet.

I’m prepared to be dickmatized.

I’m drooling at the drips of lube trailing the turgid, curving veins.

I don’t just take or consume this fat cock — I feel the urge to merge.

It stretches and presses but surrenders as I wrap around it. The super soft silicone feels like it’s part of me. Every inch belongs inside.

Dee’s Big Daddy Dallas Features

Dallas by Dee’s Big Daddies is a huge, squishy dildo bigger than a soda can — putting it in the same size class as the Uberrime Uberous.

Dallas XL / Extra Large Measurements

• 9″ total height
• 7″ insertable length
• 2.1” across the head (6.6” around)
• 2.4” across the shaft (7.6” around)

As a friend once said, “Thick doesn’t begin to describe it. It’s voluptuous.”

What Makes Dallas Distinct From My Uberous

• Dallas has a longer, swooping but still rather blunt head
• More juicy, bulging veins — more cartoonish, borderline ropelike in appearance
• The softer Shore 0030 is even squishier than Uberrime’s 0050 silicone. However, both silicone density options are available from Dee’s Big Daddies and Uberrime Dildos!

If I saw the Uberous in green, I’d think, “That could plausibly be The Incredible Hulk’s dick.” If I saw Big Daddy Dallas in green, I’d think, “That is DEFINITELY The Incredible Hulk’s Dick.”

(Though I love Dee’s spirit in calling the swatch “Gag Me Green,” there’s no way I’m fitting much more than the tip in my mouth or getting anywhere close to gagging. The more pressing concern would be extending my jaw like a snake.)

Customizations From Dee’s Big Daddies

My particular Dallas faded from “Pound Me Pearl” white to “Peg Me Pink.”

• Eleven other color options are available, including five skin tones.
• Choose between Shore 0030 or Shore 0050 silicone — the hardness difference between warm gummy candy and cool gummy candy, respectively.
• Five size options — 1 average-sized “Wee Daddy” version and 4 “Big Daddies”

How Dee’s Big Daddy Dallas Felt in Use

Neither party is the aggressor here. I’m not taking nor consuming this cock, but a secret third thing: synergizing and merging with it.

While there’s a big stretch all the way in, the super squishy, shape-shifting silicone also conforms to my walls rather than the other way. With ample lube, it automatically slips behind my cervix, filling me up all the way, relying on breadth for intensity. Something about the curvature and the tip’s swooping fits me just right.

The Big Daddy Dallas dildo’s balls make it easy to direct, whether it’s:

• The bulging tip grabbing my G-spot
• Bending and bumping the bottom of the shaft against my clit
• Dicking myself deep behind my cervix

Why not all of the above, with every pound and press?

My eyes get glazed and out of focus, pouting, my cheeks and lips (both sets of lips) warm and flushed. I whisper, “Oh my god,” under my breath over and over again. I wish there was a hand or someone’s back I could grab onto, so I settle for grabbing my thigh instead, biting my hand as I whimper.

Make sure to use abundant water-based lubricant with this dildo. There’s minimal drag once the lube has spread, but I found myself reapplying before instinctively pulling my legs up to my chest as if I could beckon it like a partner to go deeper.

That head is ever-present, never letting its presence go unnoticed, even when I take a break.

Cum, big clench, little clench, little clench, little clench. And another big clench.

It’s a snug fit whether I’m contracted or relaxed.

If a partner used it on me, I wouldn’t think less of them. I’d give them all the credit because the softness and shape feel surprisingly human, even though I know that’s absurd at this size.

My hasty phone notes for this review were riddled with typos, such as:

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Faster, harder, the last thrusts, writhing and burying my face in a pillow with the final clenxhes, as if “Dallas”and I just came at the same time

My frontal lobe and higher faculties sre just gone

Part of me is more whole, feral, and true to my animal being.

My pussy snaps back quickly but feels so ready for more — after I take a breather, rehydrate, and eat something, of course.

Closing Thoughts

Dee’s Big Daddy Dallas XL is a journey for spelunking size royalty. I’ve been daydreaming about it all day and contemplating using it every day. The softness makes it surprisingly manageable for daily use.

Could this be real life — an electric reverse harem with Dallas, Dante, Johnny, Max, and more?

Get the gargantuan Dee’s Big Daddy Dallas or the average-sized Dee’s Wee Daddy Dallas. Or browse the shop for everything the bordello has to offer.

Further Reading About Huge Dildos

• Mega-Guide to Fisting and Huge Dildos!
• Dee’s Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny Huge Dildo Reviews
• Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-Density Dildo by Vixen Creations
• Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
• Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
• The 4 Commandments For Size Queens With Vaginas

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