Le Wand Arch stainless steel G-spot & A-spot dildo review

The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos!

Many met­al sex toys I've tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce pres­sure and effort­less momen­tum. These heirloom-quality beasts bul­ly the orgasms out of my vagina.

I might repeatedly say "insta-come" in my reviews of stainless steel dildos, but only because it's true.

My G‑spot and A‑spot much pre­fer firm sex toys for their inten­si­ty (though my cervix appre­ci­ates squish­able mas­sagers, too).

Fast facts about the Le Wand Arch

The Le Wand Arch is a double-ended, stain­less steel dil­do. It's 8.5" long and car­ries some seri­ous heft, mea­sur­ing 1.87 lbs. The Le Wand Arch even out­weighs the njoy Pure Wand's 1.5 lbs, despite being slight­ly thin­ner at the head.

One end fea­tures a slight­ly flat­tened head for delec­table G‑spot stim­u­la­tion, while the oth­er fea­tures a rip­pling swell for A‑spotting. Every body is a lit­tle dif­fer­ent, so I'll dis­cuss the pros and cons of either ends' shapes later.

At its max­i­mum diam­e­ter, it's 1.44", and tapers down to 1" at the neck. The head is about the girth of the aver­age human penis — but bear in mind that since stain­less steel is less for­giv­ing than flesh cock, you might feel fuller with the Le Wand Arch.

How the Le Wand Arch's flat end feels against my G-spot

It's a beau­ti­ful­ly bal­anced shape — the head is slight­ly flat­tened but with­out too severe of a curve. The Le Wand Arch's mid­dle ground between sharp­ness and round­ness is just ??? *chef's kiss*. My usually-picky G‑spot gets along with it well.

Comparison to other firm G‑spot toys

Think of pubic bones and G‑spot dildos as a spectrum of shapes.

At one extreme, the LELO Ella and Blush Wellness G Ball are SUPER squared off, and the Blush Hop Cottontail a lit­tle less so. Then we have the Le Wand Arch and Le Wand Contour in the mid­dle. Then we have the super bul­bous njoy Eleven, with its round­ed head stark­ly pop­ping out of the shaft.

I find that when rigid toys have flat heads AND a dra­mat­ic curve, the issue is with aim­ing too far past my pubic bone. It's like the toy's designed only to knead a spe­cif­ic sec­tion of your front wall, and you can't aim any shal­low­er than that. As such, I gave my (dis­in­fect­ed!) LELO Ella to a friend.

Where the Le Wand Arch succeeds

The Le Wand Arch's shaft has a gen­tler curve, and its head is more round­ed. It doesn't man­date that you press the flat head on your front wall — instead, you can press the "cor­ner" into your G‑spot and have a lit­tle more stim­u­la­tion on your pubic bone. Depending on how you tilt the Le Wand Arch, you have way more options.

Also, its flat head's swell isn't so defined that it snags on my pubic bone. If you've his­tor­i­cal­ly had issues with that, the Le Wand Arch may be eas­i­er to use, espe­cial­ly if you turn it side­ways to remove it.

Some peo­ple may like more def­i­n­i­tion in shape, but I don't think that would be an improvement.

The Le Wand Arch's weight and firmness deliver in the vigor department — it doesn't need anything added to its flat end.

My house sounds banshee-bedeviled in under one minute.

What about the Le Wand Arch's other side?

Think of the Le Wand Arch's taper as kind of like the Desirables Dalia's thick end … but better.

You could even take it a step fur­ther and call it kin­dred to the LELO Mona 2's shape. In oth­er words, it has a sim­i­lar moderate-but-filling swell, with more sub­stan­tial heft for va-va-VOOM.

The slight curve and longer insertable length (rel­a­tive to the Mona) mean I can go in even deep­er with the Arch for simul­ta­ne­ous A‑spot and G‑spot mas­sage. Its brava­do, in con­junc­tion with the mild rib­bing, results in an ante­ri­or orches­tra that's both potent and complex.

The minor downsides of the Le Wand Arch

Let's start with the ele­phant in the room: at 1.87 lbs, this thing is mas­sive. I adore how that trans­lates to pum­mel­ing my front wall, but not every­one will enjoy thrust­ing it.

Further, if you have one end insert­ed and want to switch to the oth­er, I rec­om­mend hav­ing a tow­el or sex blan­ket near­by. You got­ta dry off the "han­dle." Otherwise, you'll have a mis­er­able time try­ing to grip, thanks to the rel­a­tive lack of length and fric­tion. A small sil­i­cone band (like a stretchy cock ring) may also be help­ful here.

One sit­u­a­tion I'd rec­om­mend the Desirables Dalia is if you need a more mat­te and slight­ly grainy tac­tile tex­ture than what the Le Wand Arch can offer.

My verdict on the Le Wand Arch stainless steel dildo

For most users, I'll be recommending the Le Wand Arch as a luxurious introduction to stainless steel sex toys for a looong time.

It's still true that the njoy Pure Wand is the best G‑spotter, and the NS Firefly Glass G Wand is the best A‑spotter. However, as far as all-arounders go, the Le Wand Arch tar­gets a far more exten­sive range of inter­nal eroge­nous zones — and more zeal­ous­ly than the Desirables Dalia.

Bury me with the Le Wand Arch when I die. Fuck yeah.

I'll have the most met­al tomb in sex blog­ger his­to­ry. The Le Wand Arch deserves that kind of treat­ment after all it's done for me (and how much I have come on it).

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