Review: Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL Dragon & Davy Tentacle Dildo
“Demonstration?” requested a comment on a video where I held the Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL. There would be both a lot and not a lot to see — in the sense that the absence of visible product turns people on. I’d sit on this colossal dragon dildo and consume the entire insertable length.
The Drake XXXL dragon and Davy Large tentacle dildo were surprises in my package from Dee’s Big Daddies. And it seems like Dee estimated my capacity way better than I did.
Come along for the ride. I’ll tell tales of:
- How it felt to have 9 inches of dragon dildo inside me
- Why the Davy Large is my favorite so far
- How far I’ve ventured from the days when I thought big textured dildos just weren’t for me
Yeah, that last bullet point was cute. We don’t know what we don’t know about ourselves until we arrive at the detour.
- I. Dee’s Big Daddy Drake XXXL dildo review
- II. Davy the Sucker by Dee’s Big Daddies review
- III. Closing thoughts on the Big Daddy Drake XXXL and Davy Large
Dee’s Big Daddy Drake XXXL dildo review
When my cunt consumed 9 inches of dragon dildo
An old friend described the horniest man he had ever met as "what you'd get if you put all his Dungeons and Dragons attribute points into charisma."
"'Roll charisma to seduce the dragon'? No problem. 'Roll constitution to lay with the dragon?' Uhhhhhhhh."
Shape and size
Broad plates cover one side of the swelling shaft, and smaller scales flank facets opposite. A ski-sloped point at the tip flares out for the first head, then to the middle bulge.
It’s formidable, certainly — almost as long as my forearm. Here are the Big Daddy Drake XXXL measurements:
- Height: 11.5"
- Insertable length: 9.0"
- Head circumference: 5.1"
- Middle shaft circumference: 7.1"
- About 2.3” diameter
- Base of the shaft circumference: 7.0"
Aside from the mid-shaft measurement, I won’t convert to diameter because we’re dealing with irregular shapes here. If you sliced the Big Daddy Drake, its cross-sections generally wouldn’t be neat circles due to the wicked ridging.
Thankfully, the finish is glossy and not nearly as rugged as the Hankey’s Toys Dragon. Dee also picked the softer 0030 density for me — think lukewarm gummy candy.
How Drake felt in use
All the same, my cunt’s constitution was no problem for this enormous dragon’s armor.
The mid-shaft corrugation and girth gave a satisfying pop, and the tip hit my ceiling. Yet something was missing at first!
The head’s concavity entirely evaded my cervix itself when I thrust the Big Daddy Drake by hand, which I found rather frustrating. Its scales and girth felt good, but orgasm was more elusive than I would have liked.
“Sit on it, fool,” my intuition whispered. When I lowered my weight onto it, everything changed.
I all but laughed at myself for how quickly I came after that. And I stayed seated to ensure I wasn’t imagining things. It was ludicrous — cervical orgasms immediately followed any deep breaths while sitting on Dee’s Big Daddy Drake — easy, breezy bodily bliss.
Closing thoughts on the Drake
Sure, there are many other dildos I could sit on, but Big Daddy Drake’s stature takes the sensational splendor to soul-snatching magnitudes.
It was 60% cervix pressure proper, 35% stretching, and 5% the occasional bumping of my vulva up against the base. (Yeah, that much of the shaft was just gone.)
I wouldn’t quite say it’s perfect for me since the head shape was an aesthetic choice that compromised functionality. I probably won’t use Dee’s Big Daddy Drake again for thrusting.
But for riding? Insta-cum. This otherworldly dildo yields otherworldly orgasms.
Oh, and in case you were wondering where I was on the horny scale, my friend’s friend and I are up there at the top together.
Davy the Sucker by Dee’s Big Daddies review
Don’t think of Dee’s Big Daddy Davy as a dildo with pizzazz on the outside; think of it as a clitoral grinder with a slight internal component. It can be used anally as well (make sure to clean it thoroughly) since the butthole is packed with Meissner’s corpuscles to feel every texture in high resolution.
However, the main draw for me is that the suckers on this tentacle dildo are placed juuuust right to bump up on my clitoris with every thrust. My enjoyment of Davy the Sucker stirred up a question: why did I ever think fantasy dildos weren’t for me?
What I like about the Big Daddy Davy
Big Daddy Davy’s features meld and synergize beautifully:
- Its silhouette is a nice balance of sharp and soft
- The suckers slide on the externals and entice my entire internal front wall
- It ramps up nicely in diameter — the bulging shaft near the base gently curves out, which is part of what helps it align so effortlessly with my clit (your mileage may vary)
- SQUISH SQUISH — mine is Shore 0030 silicone, like lukewarm gummy candy — which also also makes it easy to bend against my clitoris
Do you see a pattern here?
How did the Big Daddy Davy feel in use?
Grinding and pushing Big Daddy Davy’s flared base on my vulva is a sensory smorgasbord, whether you’re ringing the doorbell or slow dancing in the doorway.
Internally, the softness and flexibility make Davy the Sucker’s sensation gentler (for the less hardcore readers, a positive way to spin that would be “manageable”). There is one exception, though. If I want more focused front wall pressure, I can rotate the shaft slightly to feel the edges of the suckers.
In summary, here’s my main modus operandi with Dee’s Big Daddy Davy:
- Slow sliding or rocking with the suckers front and center
- Faster thumping with the bottom-most rings against my clit
- Tilting it such that the suckers’ edges press against my front wall
- Tilting it so they do that and slide against my clit
It’s usually the last two points that push me over the edge comically quickly.
Davy tentacle dildo measurements
- Height: 7.5"
- Insertable length: 6.5”
- Head circumference: 3”
- Middle shaft circumference: 5”
- Base of the shaft circumference: 8.5"
- About 2.7” diameter
I don’t feel the Large Davy’s girth much, though, for a few reasons:
- Its shape is suuuuch a subtle taper
- Much of the shaft stays outside of me for external stimulation
- Again, it’s suuuper soft, so it doesn’t feel as intense as, say, the Uberrime Anurian or Tantus Bishop’s firmer and more blunt insertions.
And the aesthetics? Cuuuuute!
There’s also a distinctly cartoonish quality to Dee’s Big Daddies dildos — the cobbled textures on the back and gradually growing suckers along the front shimmer like car paint.
I’ll mainly link to the SheVibe Aurora colorway because the pink and blue swirled together is friggin’ pretty. You can choose from more sizes, swatches, and silicone softness options on the maker’s website. That includes swirling up to three colors together!
Closing thoughts on the Big Daddy Drake XXXL and Davy Large
It surprised me how much of the Big Daddy Drake XXXL I consumed. Meanwhile, my friends, readers, and Dee probably thought, “Yeah, sounds about right.”
(Either that or y’all are thinking, “I want to see that.”)
I wouldn’t have chosen the Drake XXXL for myself, but I’m glad I (hah) opened myself up to the possibility.
Meanwhile, the Big Daddy Davy tentacle dildo’s claim to fame isn’t its size but everything else: strategic placement of pressure and prominences. The Drake XXXL and Large Davy dildos make me cum suuuper quickly, in dramatically different ways. Would you rather slip and slide. or spelunk?
This post was sponsored! Opinions expressed here are my own.
Thanks for the review. An in depth breakdown that goes all the way. Will have to give drake a go. Pity it isn’t suction cup base 😊
You can get a double-sided suction cup for flat bottoms or Vac-U-Lock adapter for dils with a hole in the base ❣️
Best for bigger dils: https://lustarts.com/products/double-sided-suction-cup/?rfsn=2029212.ce90e0
Not as strong but okay for smaller dils: https://shevibe.com/lock-on-adapter-with-suction-cup-by-blush-black/?rfsn=4817778.a27002