Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo

This snow­man dil­do loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its mis­placed “car­rot” bon­er and bux­om booty make it a func­tion­al and fun dis­play piece — why not both?!

The Happy Snowman’s pen­chant is pen­e­tra­tion, with just the lit­tlest bit of clit titillation.

Every time I looked at this dil­do, its detailed form became fun­nier and fun­nier to me. And yet, the more I used it, the more fan­tas­tic it felt.

What I love about the Uberrime Happy Snowman dildo

Here’s what I savor, start­ing from the top:

• The sub­tle tex­tur­ing across the “face” for twist­ing on my front wall
• Gripping the G‑spotty, swelling sec­ond bulb. It pulls at my pubic bone’s dip, espe­cial­ly if I’m already horny
• The thick­ness near the base — about 2.3” diam­e­ter across the third and widest bulb, stretch­ing the mouth of my vagi­na on repeat
• The sur­pris­ing­ly effec­tive (for me) exter­nal stimulator

How the Happy Snowman dildo felt in use

Yep, its bon­er “car­rot” por­tion is spaced about 1” away from the insertable por­tion, lin­ing up with my clit once I retract­ed my hood. While it’s quite flex­i­ble, it works for me because I don’t gen­er­al­ly like direct cli­toral fric­tion unless it’s super gentle.

I already savored the stretch when pound­ing my pussy all the way with it. And once the “car­rot” was in con­tact with my clit, it pushed me over the edge; I insta-​came and went woozy-​faced way quick­er than expected.

The diam­e­ter is in part to thank for that!

Uberrime Happy Snowman measurements

Here’s how the Happy Snowman dil­do mea­sures up:

• Head diam­e­ter: 1.51”
• Mid ball diam­e­ter: 1.91”
• Bottom ball diam­e­ter: 2.30”
• Usable length: 4.5”
• Total length: 6”
• Density: soft and squishy Shore 0050

Pros and cons

Uberrime’s Happy Snowman isn’t for every­body, between the girth and how sub­tle the exter­nal sen­sa­tions are, but this limited-​run piece weird­ly feels like it was made for me and my diva of a clit. I love its beads and bulbs at the shal­low­est sec­tions of my vagina.

(Then again, I like beads and bulbs any­where inside my vagina.)

Want tiered booty beads a bit more basic? Try the Tantus Severin, 3 Scoops, or Buck instead.

This post was spon­sored. Opinions expressed and writ­ten here are my own, as always!