This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won’t melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why not both?!
The Happy Snowman’s penchant is penetration, with just the littlest bit of clit titillation.
Every time I looked at this dildo, its detailed form became funnier and funnier to me. And yet, the more I used it, the more fantastic it felt.
What I love about the Uberrime Happy Snowman dildo
Here’s what I savor, starting from the top:
- The subtle texturing across the “face” for twisting on my front wall
- Gripping the G-spotty, swelling second bulb. It pulls at my pubic bone’s dip, especially if I’m already horny
- The thickness near the base — about 2.3” diameter across the third and widest bulb, stretching the mouth of my vagina on repeat
- The surprisingly effective (for me) external stimulator
How the Happy Snowman dildo felt in use
Yep, its boner “carrot” portion is spaced about 1” away from the insertable portion, lining up with my clit once I retracted my hood. While it’s quite flexible, it works for me because I don’t generally like direct clitoral friction unless it’s super gentle.
I already savored the stretch when pounding my pussy all the way with it. And once the “carrot” was in contact with my clit, it pushed me over the edge; I insta-came and went woozy-faced way quicker than expected.
The diameter is in part to thank for that!
Uberrime Happy Snowman measurements
Here’s how the Happy Snowman dildo measures up:
- Head diameter: 1.51”
- Mid ball diameter: 1.91”
- Bottom ball diameter: 2.30”
- Usable length: 4.5”
- Total length: 6”
- Density: soft and squishy Shore 0050
Pros and cons
Uberrime’s Happy Snowman isn’t for everybody, between the girth and how subtle the external sensations are, but this limited-run piece weirdly feels like it was made for me and my diva of a clit. I love its beads and bulbs at the shallowest sections of my vagina.
(Then again, I like beads and bulbs anywhere inside my vagina.)
But the triple tiers felt like a journey — I had so much fun exploring the landmarks that every step of the way felt like a natural progression.
Before I knew it, I was over the edge of orgasm with the lightest clitoral caress.
Closing thoughts on the Happy Snowman
I would hardly ever recommend a rabbit vibrator with a bendy or subtle external prong like this one. But the Happy Snowman by Uberrime isn’t your run-of-the-mill dual stimulator — it’s thiiiiiick.
The rotund ramping of girth is plenty of penetration sensation on its own — sometimes against my G-spot, sometimes focusing on the mouth of my vagina.
If you’re size royalty like me, you might also find the Happy Snowman worth melting for.
Get it this winter before it’s gone for the year — or shop around for bigger, bolder creations from Uberrime’s artisanal dildo studio!
Want tiered booty beads a bit more basic? Try the Tantus Severin, 3 Scoops, or Buck instead.
This post was sponsored. Opinions expressed and written here are my own, as always!
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2 comments on “Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo”
Frosty the Hoe-Man! ?
Lmaooo indeed!