7 Ways to Create a More Realistic Masturbation Experience
I get to live at the same time as automated fucking machines and VR porn — doodads that people in past decades only dreamt of.
My boyfriend can stick his dick in a masturbation sleeve that automatically strokes up and down for him. What a time to be alive!
This post celebrates the bountiful ways to upgrade your jack-off sessions, with options for every budget.
- I. Play an audio erotica story if you love sexy sighs and moans
- II. Handheld fucking machines: automated thrusters and strokers
- III. Realistic dual-density silicone sleeves and dildos
- IV. Oral sex simulation toys for suction and "tongue" flicking
- V. Toy mounts and suction cup adapters
- VI. Be part of the scene with POV VR porn
- VII. Add a weighted blanket and partner roleplay ASMR
Play an audio erotica story if you love sexy sighs and moans
Some people are aurally oriented rather than visual.
Try a smutty audiobook — I quite enjoyed Reckless by Elsie Silver or anything with Joe Arden. Or if long-form isn't your thing, try one of Dipsea's sex-positive short stories complete with groaning. Maybe pair them with a licking or self-thrusting toy of your choice for more realistic masturbation.
Handheld fucking machines: automated thrusters and strokers
Self-thrusting dildos with a realistic stroke length
As far as realistic handheld fucking machines go, the Velvet Thrusters are my favorite. Their Velvet Prime is more powerful and versatile with swappable heads, while the Teddy is more compact and costs a little less. Its button placement and suction cup base also make it easier to use. Shown below is the Prime Sammie.
Nevertheless, the stroke lengths and speeds of both make for a plenty realistic masturbation experience — and my cervix loves that.
Rechargeable self-thrusting penis masturbator
For those with penises, consider a hands-free Fleshlight-style masturbator that fucks you! The Svakom Alex does just that, with seven auto-thrust modes for moving the soft and textured TPE sleeve up and down inside the hard plastic shell. When you're done, take it apart for easy cleanup.
Watch a video of the Svakom Alex.
Realistic dual-density silicone sleeves and dildos
Not only does that make the thruster girthier — but the squishy silicone also adds a layer of fleshlike squish for a more realistic feeling.
Such is the principle behind dual-density dildos. They're firm on the inside for stability and squishy and skin-like on the outside — just like penises. Two of my favorite hyper-realistic dual and triple-density dildos include the VixSkin Johnny and Uberrime Amante, respectively.
Oral sex simulation toys for suction and "tongue" flicking
Flickering and sucking toys have been on the market for a while, but one, in particular, became a viral sensation.
This toy's soft tongue licks and vibrates, while its cup attachments apply broad area suction. Think of a pussy pump, but better.
TIP: Pair the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure with the Liberator Wanda for hands-free cunnilingus simulation.
This toy made me come surprisingly quickly with its vibrating tongue and lips that pucker open and closed. It's delicious if you have a clit-vag gap of about an inch; I like how the upper lip feels against my clit while the tongue is in my vagina.
For a "licking" suction vibrator that focuses on a smaller area around the clitoris, opt for the NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8. It's intense and targeted, with a sharper tongue for pinpoint sensation.
For those seeking a mechanical blowjob masturbator, look no further than the VeDO Hummer. It's a fresh take on a super-soft TPE sleeve in a Fleshlight-style cup.
The VeDO Hummer's mains-powered motor delivers up to 109 suction pulses per minute, with five intensity options and five speed settings.
Just plug it into the wall and add some lube for a pleasurable, hands-free, automated blowjob simulation.
There's no oral sex simulator that feels exactly like oral. However, tongue-flicking toys and automated strokers bring you sensations that conventional vibrators can't, and that's worth exploring.
Toy mounts and suction cup adapters
My default position is lying on my back while manually thrusting a dildo — which is comfortable, but holding a toy's base is far from realistically feeling like intercourse. Luckily, there are plenty of props for relatively hands-free riding and thrusting.
A toy mount for riding dildos
A soft cushion-style mount, like the Liberator Wing, is an option to consider, especially if your toy of choice doesn't have a suction cup or otherwise mountable base. (And even if you are using a suction cup base toy, like the Velvet Thruster Teddy, the Wing's pockets can still hold it.)
If you're more for riding wand vibrators, try the Liberator Wanda mount.
Fleshlight shower mounts
Double-sided suction cups and bullet cavity adapters
If a dildo doesn't already have a suction cup base, you can use a double-sided suction cup as an "adapter" on toys with flared and flat bottoms.
If your vibrating dildo base has a bullet cavity, you can use the adapter by Tantus.
FURTHER READING: Types of Dildo Bases — and 6 Things Can Do With Them
Where to mount your suction cup sex toy
Walls, doors, and headboards are the most obvious options, but not your only ones. Consider mounting your suction cup base dildo or Fleshlight to a chair or stool, or smaller objects you can move around for maximum versatility: a book, rigid piece of floor tile, or small to medium mirror. The last is a lovely view for anyone watching!
With the smaller objects, you can hold them down with one hand, tilt them, or add firm pillows to straddle for hands-free angling.
Be part of the scene with POV VR porn
With virtual reality porn, you're part of the scene.
BaDoink VR porn is stereoscopic, meaning that instead of a single "screen," there's one for each eye. Your brain compiles the two videos into one 3D scene.
And you can splurge on a headset, but you don't need to— the cheapest way to view VR porn is with a smartphone app (high-resolution retina display for best results) and a Google Cardboard viewer to mount it.
Since most of my readers already have cardboard lying around and a suitable cell phone, they can DIY a VR headset or get one for cheap.
Add a weighted blanket and partner roleplay ASMR
I know: material things can't replace humans. But many of us are improvising in new ways.
Being wrapped in a weighted blanket feels like a tight hug enveloping you. If you like cuddling, you could throw in a body pillow and an electric blanket for warmth.
Play the sound of someone whispering in your ears as you drift off to sleep — again, Dipsea is great for that. It's the perfect way to end a solo night in.
What's your favorite way to make self-pleasure feel more realistic and immersive?
Heads up! This post was sponsored. Everything here is my writing, as always.
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I've tested over 350 sex toys and love diving deep for cervical orgasms, A‑spot stimulation, and kinky odysseys into the subconscious.
Mesmerizing mindfucking or physical fisting? Blowing men or minds? Opening books or legs? Why not all of the above?
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