Banana Split Dildo Review: Is it Climax-Worthy?

(Splitting my lips on the cumfectionary banana split dildo)

I’ve tried silicone in silly shapes like produce and marshmallow swirls, but I’ve never tried a dildo shaped like whipped cream and fudge drips on fresh fruit — literally with a cherry on top.

If the pictures and videos didn’t say it all, a verbal once-over of XR Brands’ Banana Split dildo might.

• A glossy, smooth tip with rounded rivulets of chocolate
• Realistically grainy, banana-like ribbing on the shaft in a matte finish
• Immaculately sculpted whipped cream “balls,” with edges like stiff-peaked meringue
• And, of course, a cherry at the base for bumping the clit

In other words, XR Brands made this meme-worthy dildo for dual stimulation: penetration and percussion. (Maybe perineal.)

The broad base is butt-safe, and hypothetically, if the banana split dildo is used anally, the cherry portion could line up with the root of the penis. I don’t have the anatomy to comment on that from experience, though.

Here’s how well it works for me as a vaginal and clitoral dual stimulator, and who I think it would be a good fit for.

Simply Sweet banana split dildo first impressions

My first impressions of the Chocolate Dipped Banana Split dildo went as follows:

• I replied to Betty’s Toy Box, “YES, I WANT ONE. THAT’S FUNNY AF,” in a heartbeat.
• “Oh, wow, it’s thicker than I expected.”
• The dildo’s so cute, BUT WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT THE PACKAGE WOULD BE HOLOGRAPHIC GLITTER? I wasn’t prepared for such a COHESIVELY cumfectionary confectionary presentation?

I also appreciated the flexibility. Mass manufacturers like XR Brands tend to make firmer dildos than the artisanal cock-slinging studios do. However, as far as a dildo density that does its job well, XR Brands made solid decisions with the Simply Sweet banana split dildo.

(And I’m not surprised; they do a good job with their Creature Cocks line, too.)

Banana split dildo measurements

Measuring at about a Shore 9A density, the Chocolate-Dipped Banana Split dildo is medium-firm for balancing multiple expectations at once:

• Sturdy enough to enjoy the curve
• A pretty average shape and size — nothing too imposing
• Flexible enough to accommodate some anatomical variation

The distance between the vaginal opening and clitoris is a little different from person to person, so a bendy shaft lets you adjust alignment. Likewise, when using a dual stimulator against the prostate internally and the root of the penis externally.

Consider the banana split dildo‘s dimensions:

• 7.4 inches total length
• 5.4 inches insertable length
• 1.7 inches maximum insertable diameter
• 3 inches suction cup diameter
• Harnessable (fits 1.9″ O-ring)
• Suction cup base
• Roughly an inch between the banana split “shaft” and maraschino cherry “clit grinder” at rest, though it’s pliable enough that you can bring the external portion closer to or away from the vaginal opening.

What does its shape and size mean in use?

The Simply Sweet banana split dildo attempts the impossible task of pleasing everyone:

• It’s about average length compared to a human penis
• If it were longer, firmer, or straight-shafted, it would risk ramming into the cervix more.
• If it were much shorter, there wouldn’t be much room to adjust the angling on the outside
• It’s slightly girthier for the user to enjoy the exaggerated textures a bit more
• The spacing between the insertable portion and clitoral grinder is a bit tight, but it flexes apart when met with pressure (such as when thrusting and grinding)
• Indeed, opening up the angle turns the gap into 1.7–1.9″, which aligns with the average clitoris-to-vagina spacing

And I must admit, the measurements were wisely chosen for an AFAB user who wants rhythmic external grinding or pounding paired with a slightly thick but not-too-long insertable. While such a person might appreciate the whole package — something for the doorway and the doorbell — the ease of clitoral contact might sometimes matter more than the dildo portion.

Ever grind on a partner’s pubic bone while riding a dick and cum via clitoral contact and internal stretch? Yeah. It’s kind of like that.

Verdict on the chocolate-dipped banana split

I’m not average in my anatomy or preferences — I prefer deep penetration and firmer front focus — but I can respect when a toy is designed well.

When a dildo is this cute, some readers reflexively question: “Okay, but is it actually good, or is it just fun to show off?”

Rest assured: while everyone’s a bit different, XR Brands’ Simply Sweet chocolate-dipped banana split dildo is joyfully a generalist.

• YES, its cuteness is meme-worthy
• YES, it does its deed well
• YES, I can cum on it easily
• NO, it’s not my “type”
• YES, I’d still recommend it, with the understanding that others aren’t always built like me

Clitoral tapping combined with a basic insertable might be exactly what you’re craving.

The adorable exterior presentation is the whipped cream and cherry on top — literally.

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