Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review

I'm damned if I don't smack a tox­ic jel­ly dil­do out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends set­tle for that shit.

That hypo­thet­i­cal "someone's" protests pre­emp­tive­ly buzz in my mind; I'm ready to strike every one of them down.

"But jel­ly dil­dos are cheap!" "Cheap, body-​safe plas­tic vibra­tors and glass dil­dos don't feel real enough!" "But there aren't many body-​safe dil­dos that are long enough for me!"

Admittedly, that last griev­ance is prob­a­bly a less com­mon one, but all too real for me. I have flex­i­ble walls and a rel­a­tive­ly high ceil­ing for some­one of my height. I'm acquaint­ed with Blush Novelties and their afford­able sil­i­cone dil­dos like the Temptasia Elvira or Avant Pride P1. However, those are around 5.5" insertable length. Most days, I want more. I crave deep­er pen­e­tra­tion and want more pres­sure against my cervix than what either of those dil­dos can offer.

And that's what real­ly caught my eye about the Blush Neo Elite dil­dos: there's a DUAL-​DENSITY SILICONE dil­do that's super cheap! WITH SEVEN! INCHES! OF INSERTABLE LENGTH! Plus, it's avail­able in elec­tric blue. Any one of those attrib­ut­es sounds basic, but there aren't many sex toys at the cen­ter of that 4‑way Venn dia­gram. PSA: if you're look­ing for a basic dil­do with a real­is­tic feel and afford­able price, you need to check out Blush's Neo Elite line.

How does the Blush Neo Elite 7.5" feel in use?

Firmness

For those who don't know: a dual-​density dil­do's core is firm for thrust­ing, but the out­er lay­er and tip are squishy for a more com­fort­able and life­like feel. The firm­ness varies from brand to brand. Tantus O2 dil­dos' "squishy" out­er lay­er, for exam­ple, isn't near­ly as squishy as VixSkin. As far as the Blush Neo Elite dil­dos go, the main thing you need to know is that the out­er lay­er is suu­u­per squishy with a glossy fin­ish. It's only slight­ly firmer than Vixskin. The sil­i­cone of the inner core and suc­tion cup, in con­trast, is far firmer than Vixen Creations'.

As it should be, in my opin­ion. This dil­do is long and lean; the tip is 1" wide, taper­ing to 1.5" at the base. Despite the flex­i­bil­i­ty and rel­a­tive lack of girth (in com­par­i­son to the fat VixSkin dil­dos I've reviewed), the Neo Elite 7.5's core hard­ness still allows some maneu­ver­abil­i­ty and aiming.

Shape

As well, the rel­a­tive­ly nar­row tip makes this dil­do a poten­tial­ly com­fort­able option for explor­ing the spaces around the cervix. While I'm BFFs with my pos­te­ri­or fornix (the space behind my cervix), not many sex toys stim­u­late my cervix by going in front of it. The Neo Elite 7.5" can. Cue the heart-​eye emo­jis when I come, push it in place against my cervix, hold it there, come again, thrust, thrust, thrust, repeat.

Sometimes, though, I do wish the Blush Neo Elite 7.5" was more… more. I pre­fer a more defined curve or even firmer core or more length to make make the cervix stim­u­la­tion more plea­sur­ably intense. With the Neo Elite 7.5", I do have to work a bit hard­er than with some­thing firmer and less realistic.

Check out the BS Atelier Max, Tantus Silk Large, and Chrystalino Champ if you're open to get­ting a more intense but less representational/​realistic dildo.

My verdict on the Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" dual-density dildo

Despite my quib­bles about the Blush Neo Elite 7.5", it gets the job done well. And for the price? I'm impressed. There are sex toy shop­pers who care more about a real­is­tic sen­sa­tion than absolute inten­si­ty, and for that, Blush Novelties' use of dual-​density sil­i­cone is a grand slam here.

Alongside the Silk Large, the Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" is one of my favorites to rec­om­mend as an afford­able first sex toy. Both dil­dos are a man­age­able girth for some­one com­fort­able with pen­e­tra­tion, but with enough length to explore the cer­vi­cal for­nices.

Discovering my pos­te­ri­or fornix/​PFE zone was the best thing to ever hap­pen to my sex life. And I wish the same joy upon any­one read­ing this who has a vagi­na, even if you're where I was just a year before I start­ed my blog: in col­lege and broke AF with­out a fuck­ing clue what jel­ly dil­dos are.

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Hey! I received this dil­do in exchange for my hon­est and freely-​given opin­ion. If I think a sex toy is shit, you'll know. I quite enjoy evis­cer­at­ing poorly-​designed prod­ucts.