Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends settle for that shit.
That hypothetical "someone's" protests preemptively buzz in my mind; I'm ready to strike every one of them down.
"But jelly dildos are cheap!" "Cheap, body-safe plastic vibrators and glass dildos don't feel real enough!" "But there aren't many body-safe dildos that are long enough for me!"
Admittedly, that last grievance is probably a less common one, but all too real for me. I have flexible walls and a relatively high ceiling for someone of my height. I'm acquainted with Blush Novelties and their affordable silicone dildos like the Temptasia Elvira or Avant Pride P1. However, those are around 5.5" insertable length. Most days, I want more. I crave deeper penetration and want more pressure against my cervix than what either of those dildos can offer.
And that's what really caught my eye about the Blush Neo Elite dildos: there's a DUAL-DENSITY SILICONE dildo that's super cheap! WITH SEVEN! INCHES! OF INSERTABLE LENGTH! Plus, it's available in electric blue. Any one of those attributes sounds basic, but there aren't many sex toys at the center of that 4‑way Venn diagram. PSA: if you're looking for a basic dildo with a realistic feel and affordable price, you need to check out Blush's Neo Elite line.
How does the Blush Neo Elite 7.5" feel in use?
Firmness
For those who don't know: a dual-density dildo's core is firm for thrusting, but the outer layer and tip are squishy for a more comfortable and lifelike feel. The firmness varies from brand to brand. Tantus O2 dildos' "squishy" outer layer, for example, isn't nearly as squishy as VixSkin. As far as the Blush Neo Elite dildos go, the main thing you need to know is that the outer layer is suuuper squishy with a glossy finish. It's only slightly firmer than Vixskin. The silicone of the inner core and suction cup, in contrast, is far firmer than Vixen Creations'.
As it should be, in my opinion. This dildo is long and lean; the tip is 1" wide, tapering to 1.5" at the base. Despite the flexibility and relative lack of girth (in comparison to the fat VixSkin dildos I've reviewed), the Neo Elite 7.5's core hardness still allows some maneuverability and aiming.
Shape
As well, the relatively narrow tip makes this dildo a potentially comfortable option for exploring the spaces around the cervix. While I'm BFFs with my posterior fornix (the space behind my cervix), not many sex toys stimulate my cervix by going in front of it. The Neo Elite 7.5" can. Cue the heart-eye emojis when I come, push it in place against my cervix, hold it there, come again, thrust, thrust, thrust, repeat.
Sometimes, though, I do wish the Blush Neo Elite 7.5" was more… more. I prefer a more defined curve or even firmer core or more length to make make the cervix stimulation more pleasurably intense. With the Neo Elite 7.5", I do have to work a bit harder than with something firmer and less realistic.
Check out the BS Atelier Max, Tantus Silk Large, and Chrystalino Champ if you're open to getting a more intense but less representational/realistic dildo.
My verdict on the Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" dual-density dildo
Despite my quibbles about the Blush Neo Elite 7.5", it gets the job done well. And for the price? I'm impressed. There are sex toy shoppers who care more about a realistic sensation than absolute intensity, and for that, Blush Novelties' use of dual-density silicone is a grand slam here.
Alongside the Silk Large, the Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" is one of my favorites to recommend as an affordable first sex toy. Both dildos are a manageable girth for someone comfortable with penetration, but with enough length to explore the cervical fornices.
Discovering my posterior fornix/PFE zone was the best thing to ever happen to my sex life. And I wish the same joy upon anyone reading this who has a vagina, even if you're where I was just a year before I started my blog: in college and broke AF without a fucking clue what jelly dildos are.
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Hey! I received this dildo in exchange for my honest and freely-given opinion. If I think a sex toy is shit, you'll know. I quite enjoy eviscerating poorly-designed products.
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“Squishy with a glossy finish” sounds like exactly what I need omg. I love how the Funkit NoFrillDos glide, but I also really love squishy toys and the ones I’ve tried thus far have been a bit draggy.
Found the hard way these also come in pvc with the exactly same name and colors, managed to get the wrong one after reading your review and not checking it twice D: Such a trickery 🙁
Just an FYI: Yes, they do come in PVC, but the name is not "exactly" the same. The PVC ones are called Blush Neo, and the silicone ones are called Blush Neo ELITE. Different part numbers too. FWIW, it is all spelled out on Blush's website.
Sounds lovely. ^^ Glad to see more color options, especially blue.