Uberrime Kraken's Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review

I did say that the Kraken's Revenge ten­ta­cle dil­do was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire stu­dio is known for extra car­toony flashiness.

Imagine the splen­dor of:

• Beautiful, bold col­ors that flu­o­resce in UV light
• Shimmering pig­ments — you'd hard­ly see any­thing mat­te in the shop!
• And, of course, tex­tures — whether of 3D-​printed veins or abstract­ed fan­ta­sy crea­tures!

Uberrime Dildos often look like they'd belong in a com­ic book — espe­cial­ly their col­lab­o­ra­tions with SheVibe — but the Kraken's Revenge takes it further.

This sculp­ture is a com­ic book scene!

Uberrime Kraken's Revenge fuckable sculpture design

It fea­tures a div­er seek­ing trea­sure chests in the ocean, nau­ti­cal ropes, and, of course, the Kraken's mul­ti­ple ten­ta­cles wrapped and entwined around the intrud­er. Suckers galore adorn the sur­face, and if you look close­ly enough, you can even see the eye of the monster.

Fittingly of Uberrime, the Kraken's Revenge dil­do comes in mul­ti­ple col­or options, all of which have shim­mery pearling, and two are blacklight-reactive:

• Triton's Voyage — blue and UV pink
• Neptune's Kingdom — blue and UV green
• Nemo's Descent — a deep­er teal

Whichever palette you choose, cosmetic-​grade mica high­lights the leather-​like skin tex­tures and SheVibe logo on the base.

Can you make leather from cephalopods? No, their skin would be too thin for that. Nevertheless, it does have a rugged­ness to it. And where Uberrime used to sculpt mod­els pri­mar­i­ly by hand, we're see­ing more ways they incor­po­rate 3D print­ing to get granular.

And I could have tan­gents all day about the visu­al vibrance! You're prob­a­bly here because you want to know about the Uberrime Kraken's func­tion­al­i­ty, though.

So how does the Uberrime Kraken's Revenge feel in use?

To state the obvi­ous, Kraken's Revenge by Uberrime is super intense­ly tex­tured, for bet­ter and for worse. You'll want to scrub the crevices with a soapy, soft-​bristled tooth­brush, then rinse and boil it or use a UV light to dis­in­fect.

Less bla­tant from the light­box pho­tos is how soft this ten­ta­cle dil­do is. It's squishy Shore 0050 sil­i­cone, akin to gum­my can­dy, and eas­i­ly fold­ed between my thumb and forefinger.

As such, the tex­tures feel deli­cious and nev­er too spicy for me.

And due to the way the Uberrime Kraken's Revenge curves, ramps up in tex­ture, and flex­es eas­i­ly to the con­tours of my vul­va, it's ide­al for vagi­nal pen­e­tra­tion while slid­ing and grind­ing along the cli­toris.

One such spec­i­men is Dee's Big Daddy Davy. Both the Davy and Kraken's Revenge are too soft to hold up much struc­ture inter­nal­ly (kiss good­bye to any hope of G‑spot pres­sure!), but there's a smor­gas­bord of sen­so­ry suck­ers. Davy felt like it was made pri­mar­i­ly for exter­nal grind­ing with some penetration.

The Kraken's Revenge reminds me of that, though there are a few key differences:

1. Its tex­tures are more gran­u­lar and less struc­tured — they pop out a lit­tle less and are chaot­ic rather than neat lit­tle rows.
2. It's thick­er, mea­sur­ing about 1.7” at the mid-​shaft and 2.6” at the bot­tom of the shaft.

Uberrime Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo measurements

• Total length: 7.5 inches
• Insertable length: 6.5 inches
• Head diam­e­ter: 1.2 inches
• Mid-​shaft diam­e­ter: 1.7 inches
• Base shaft diam­e­ter: 2.6 inches
• Density: Shore 0050 — like cool gum­my candy

This squishy tentacle dildo's penetration sensation

I can actu­al­ly feel it fuck­ing me and slip­ping behind my cervix. Its pres­ence is clear, though not tar­get­ed or firm.

While the Kraken's Revenge dil­do does ramp up to 2.6” at the base of the shaft, it's suu­u­u­per slim at the tip. You prob­a­bly won't make it all the way to the most sig­nif­i­cant stretch unless you're real­ly roused and pound­ing it in.

And even then, it's quite yield­ing and feels like it belongs inside me. Or maybe I'm just telling on myself about how much I enjoy big dildos.

In any case, the Kraken's Revenge is much more gen­tle than it looks due to the (lack of) sil­i­cone den­si­ty. When I'm ready to fin­ish myself off, I tend to bend the shaft and pull it along my clit, both for bump­ing and slid­ing. That exter­nal stim­u­la­tion imme­di­ate­ly takes me over the edge.

A regular rhythm or a captivatingly chaotic chorus? Your choice!

Magic. All-​around mag­ic. Big Daddy Davy's ten­ta­cle dil­do suck­ers give you a deep­er and more defined edge to play with, but the Uberrime Kraken's Revenge gives you a fin­er grain on the sur­face. It's up to you whether you want your hap­tic har­mo­ny to feel like a loud, reg­u­lar rhythm on the out­side — or a cap­ti­vat­ing­ly chaot­ic cho­rus you can feel all over.

Get the Uberrime Kraken's Revenge at SheVibe.