Cupsland Twirl Stroker Review: Realistic Sensations + Adjustable Tightness
“I felt like I fucked a pussy for an hour nonstop,” my friend said after testing the Cupsland Twirl stroker. He gave it an 8/10 for realism and overall didn’t know “what he was expecting, but this toy exceeded that.”
“The loosest setting felt comfortable and like I was with someone fresh after foreplay and ready to go. The tighter settings were the feeling of being farther along in sex — things clench and such.”
Cupsland Twirl Features & Interior
This representational vulva and vagina-shaped stroker can take up to 5.5” of length and has a fun twist — literally. You can adjust to four different tightness settings by twisting the base of the cup like the base of a salt or pepper mill. (Righty-tighty and lefty-loosey.)
Such a feature goes halfway on the perks of sleeves and basic strokers. With many stroker cups, one tightness is “chosen” for you — which might not be the most fun sensation after a circumcised cock has cum and wants to pull out — but the user won’t tire their hand out as quickly by gripping. With an all-squishy sleeve, they can clutch more tightly or loosely as they please, but hand endurance plays more of a role.
My friend who tested the Cupsland Twirl isn’t circumcised, so the post-sex sensitivity isn’t as much of a factor for him. But it might be for you — and lucky for you, you get to loosen or tighten the hold if you wish! You might want to play some music (or porn), though, because this stroker does squeak quite a bit when you use the tighter settings.
That quirk aside, he appreciated the realism of feeling like his partner was clenching around him.
“My dick was properly tired after going that long,” he added. “I’m not used to that level of consistent tightness or pressure across the entire shaft and head. When I stroke, most of the pressure is focused on one finger, not all fingers, for a more precise feeling. So, afterward, it felt like I had just been going for about an hour nonstop.”
Materials, Care, and Cleaning
While the instructions in the box say to rinse the sleeve and insert the drying rod, I suggest you take it apart and turn it inside out to wash it.
With penis toys, there’s often a compromise between a realistic sensation and the longevity of the material. They tend to be made of TPE or TPR, which is squishier than silicone but higher maintenance. TPE and TPR feel more like pussy, but have shorter shelf lives.
You can use silicone indefinitely with proper care. The same can’t be said of TPE and TPR sex toys, but here are some best practices to keep your strokers and sleeves lasting as long as possible:
- Again, take out the sleeve and turn it inside out if you can
- Wash with soap and water
- Dry thoroughly. Dab it with a lint-free cloth like microfiber, then turn it right side out and insert the drying rod.
- Inspect the material during every wash. If there are color changes (e.g., dots growing on the surface) or smell, it’s time to throw the toy away.
- Replace your TPE and TPR toys as needed. Hopefully, that will be months and months down the road!
Ultimately, though, many happy Fleshlight fuckers are more than fine with that tradeoff for something with a real feel.
Note: this advice is for penis-oriented toys only. Regarding insertables, nonporous materials like silicone, annealed glass, and stainless steel are still the best. They’re easy to clean — essential to the more sensitive vaginal microbiome — and last indefinitely.
Cupsland Twirl Stroker Exterior Impressions
The packaging is semi-sturdy, like somewhere between cheap cardstock and luxury makers’ boxes, and has a satisfying perforated strip to pull when you first open it.
The Cupsland Twirl’s soft sleeve sits inside a geometric hard plastic shell that would easily blend in with a gamer’s bedroom. In the maker’s words, it’s a “diamond cut.” In my friend’s words, it’s like “a polygon object in a video game from the late ‘90s to early ‘00s.”
As for the sleeve? His ADHD brain had the following deep thought: “It’s like the inverse of a dildo.”
Bottom Line on Cupsland's Twirl Masturbator
The Twirl stroker by Cupsland felt a lot like the real thing for my friend — which both was and was not a good thing for his tastes since he can last foreverrrrrrrr during vaginal intercourse. (His wife is a lucky lady for many reasons.)
And that’s okay because we’re all different. (A past partner also had a hard time cumming using the anal opening of a sex doll for similar reasons.)
“Given the access to human pussy” my friend has, he probably won’t use the stroker often but could see it as a way to “train to get more used to orgasm” without needing his hand or additional stimulation.
In other words, if someone doesn’t quickly get off via intercourse, it won’t make them insta-cum like a robotic spinning stroker. But if realism does it for them, this stroker is a fantastic fit.
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Further Reading: Toys For Penises
- 5 TOP TYPES OF TOYS FOR PENISES
- MY PAST POSTS ABOUT TOYS FOR PENISES
- RUMBLY VIBRATORS FOR ENHANCING BLOWJOBS
This post was sponsored. Opinions expressed are written by me.
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