All My Favorite Sex Toy Sales This Holiday Season

I've done the dirty work and dug up only the top-​tier trea­sures this hol­i­day sale sea­son. Buckle up for body bliss, what­ev­er your budget.

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20–80% off EVERYTHING at Peepshow Toys

Mark your cal­en­dar for what days which deals kick off.

Up to 44% off Happening NOW!

EXTERNAL TOYS FOR ALL

• 23%-ish off We-​Vibe Tango X — top-​tier rum­ble in a small package
• 30% off Womanizer Premium 2 — theee best air pulse stimulator
• 28% off Fun Factory Manta blowjob vibe — rumbly orgasm accel­er­a­tor
• 44%-ish off soft sil­i­cone sleeves & lube bun­dle — made to last longer than oth­er materials
• 40% off Bathmate penis pumps with code BIGGER — enhance erec­tions and maybe even, yes, get bigger
• 24%-ish off We-​Vibe Melt — abun­dant suc­tion and pul­sa­tion plus fan­tas­tic Bluetooth con­trols for short-​range and long-​range play — tease and please your lover when they’re around the world

PLUGS & PENETRATION SENSATIONS

• 34%-ish off Solina dil­do and thigh har­ness bun­dle — super real­is­tic mid-​sized dick with straps to put on a pil­low or partner’s leg
• 30%-ish off Oxballs Ergo Super Soft plugs — five sizes to fill you up a lit­tle or a lot. Great for pussy plug­ging, too!
• 40%-ish off b‑Vibe Snug Plug — 7 sizes. Internal tap­ping weight and tight fit feels like it fucks while prac­ti­cal­ly stationary
• 38%-ish off b‑Vibe Rimming Plugs — three sizes with rows of spin­ning beads. Made me cum via anal sen­sa­tion alone.

Upcoming Doorbuster Deals: Up to 40% off We-​Vibe, njoy, BMS Factory

Deals start­ing 11/​25

• 26%-ish off njoy Pure Wand — an unpar­al­leled stain­less steel G‑spot sniper
• 40%-ish off BMS Pillow Talk Sassy — theeeee best bud­get G‑spot vibrator
• 25%-ish off njoy Pure Plugs — this ruined pret­ty much any oth­er plug for me
• 30%-ish off Palmpower Recharge (packs Hitachi-​level punch in a com­pact wand)
• 34%-ish off BMS Palmpower Extreme (angled wand for easy access)

Sitewide Sale Starting 11/​26

• SAVE 20–25% ON EVERYTHING ELSE
• 20% off $10–324
• 25% off $325+
• That means 25% off the njoy Eleven, my holy grail stain­less steel dildo
• November 26th through December 8th
• Exclusions: Squarepegtoys, already-​discounted bundles

20% off Uberrime Indie Artisan Dildos

This sale runs 11/​29 through 12/​2.

Uberrime is a mas­ter of beau­ti­ful custom-​made cocks.

My top picks from this sale include:

• Night King, a long fan­ta­sy dil­do with intense tex­ture galore. It digs deep and gives me some of the quick­est, most intense orgasms
• Sensi, the orig­i­nal Uberrime pussy plug. I can't stop cum­ming when I clench around it.
• Maxime, an above-​average-​sized A‑spotter and cervix massager
• Anurian for all the size roy­al­ty who can't get enough and want to go beyond soda can-​sized dil­dos!
• Aptus, a long-​and-​lean real­is­tic dil­do lit­er­al­ly made for me, a lover of cervix stim­u­la­tion and deep penetration
• Amante, a triple-​density dil­do with lay­ers that feel more like flesh than Uberrime's oth­er formulas
• Divo, a dil­do with rough and rugged fore­skin for more G‑spot stimulation
• Astra, a firmer hooked toy for A‑spotting and maybe G‑spotting, depend­ing on your anatomy

15–25% off Sitewide at SheVibe

Maybe you want a big one-​stop shop with some major man­u­fac­tur­ers, some indie dil­dos from Uberrime, and some oth­ers small­er arti­sans like SelfDelve.

SheVibe car­ries many exclu­sives and toys hard to find else­where. Plus, their reg­u­lar prices, tend to be low.

• This sale runs through 12/​2
• Use code QUEEN
• 15% off sitewide with no minimum
• 20% off $125 or more
• 25% off $300 or more

20–60% off Select Brands at Spectrum Boutique

These sales run through 12/​2 unless oth­er­wise stated.

60% off Dame Products

• 60% off Dame Com — rumbly, insertable, A‑spotty AF, all-​silicone wand
• 20% off Dame Aer — one of the stronger air pulse mas­sagers, with a wide “mouth” and micro-​adjustable controls

25% off Magic Wands

• Iconic AF — do these real­ly need any introduction?
• Read my Magic Wand com­par­i­son and find the best one for you
• My per­son­al faves are the full-​sized Rechargeable and Plus
• Shop Magic Wands and use code ITSMAGIC

20% off Tantus, Among the OGs of Silicone Dils

• For butt begin­ners: Perfect Plug kits & Silk Medium
• Anal inter­me­di­ate plugs: Neo and Ryder
• G‑spot and prostate explo­ration on a bud­get: Sport
• Frill-​free dil­dos: Leisure & Silk Large 
  • Silk has a spe­cial place in my heart as one of my first dildos
• Magma has tex­tures galore for G‑spotting and A‑spotting
• Fist Trainer is… self-​explanatory 🙂

Other Brands & Toys We Enjoy

• 20% off Pipedream — Her Ultimate Pleasure and G‑spotty AF Icicles glass dil­dos, anyone?
• 20% off We-​Vibe and Womanizer through 12/​24
• GET COLORFUL! 30% off con­fet­ti dil­do, holo­graph­ic bondage, and emo­ji­ba­tor rope
• 30% off “the rose” for clits and for penis­es
• 25% off Honey Play Box Oly 2 — a mid-​sized vibrat­ing remote con­trol pussy plug
• Stock up on lube with 20% off pjur through 12/​4

Get Them Straight From the Maker

30% off all Uncover Creations

Custom-​made fan­ta­sy toys like no oth­er — ten­ta­cle grinders, ovipos­i­tors, and more.

20% off All Zumio

These are super-​specialized pin­point mas­sagers for those who love a focused vibra­tion sen­sa­tion. If you love using your fin­ger­nails while mas­tur­bat­ing, Zumio is for you.

30% off Doxy Massagers

The Doxy Die Cast is one of my favorite cord­ed vibra­tors, deliv­er­ing pow­er like no oth­er. 30% off or free Doxy bul­let with select items? Your choice.

25% off L'Acier Stainless Steel Vibrators

• Use code LACIER25 for 25% off this holiday.
• See my rank­ing of top stain­less steel dildos
• A read­er raved about the L'Acier Capo
• Shop L'acier dils <3

(In case you miss the sale, the ever­green code is SUPER20 for 20% off any oth­er time.)

70% off POP by Tantus Ejaculating Dildos

Slick, smooth inser­tions and insem­i­na­tion (play?) with body-​safe silicone.

25% off the Thruster With Code SUPER25

Yeah, you can use this code any­time. 🙂 But it’s as much of a dis­count as their ear­ly Black Friday sale, anyway.