L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm

“Oh, my Goddddd. What is hap­pen­ing? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cum­ming not too long after insert­ing the L’Acier Reverb stain­less steel dildo.

All L'Acier metal dildos come in sturdy boxes with velvet-flocked foam inserts and slots for the toy itself, a bullet vibrator, charging cord, loop handle, and angled long reach handle

I wasn’t thrust­ing it. I was bare­ly even hold­ing it. I hadn’t even turned on the vibra­tions, yet my eyes were wide, and my mouth was hang­ing open. The A‑spot and G‑spot pres­sure was next-​level, with prac­ti­cal­ly no effort on my part.

It didn’t take me much clench­ing to cum for the first, sec­ond, and third orgasms and beyond. The L’Acier Reverb was doing it all for me.

L'Acier Reverb steel vibrating anal hook with retrieval loop and removable bullet vibrator

What?

How?

And when I turned on the vibrations?

WhaAaAaaaaat?!

How?!!?!?!

How to use the L’Acier Reverb steel dildo

I seri­ous­ly under­es­ti­mat­ed the L’Acier Reverb steel vibra­tor. No, I was con­fused. For one, why is the han­dle so extra? Why does this met­al dil­do weigh almost 2 lbs? Is this gad­get sup­posed to be an anal hook? How am I sup­posed to thrust some­thing so steeply bent?

The short answer: you don’t. That’s a les­son from the Pure Wand that is once again rever­ber­at­ing in my sys­tem. (I wasn’t con­scious­ly think­ing of the L’Acier Reverb’s name when I typed that. Nevertheless, it fits.)

You let the weight dis­tri­b­u­tion do all the work and sur­ren­der. And wooooowwww, if there’s any sex toy mate­r­i­al that lit­er­al­ly lever­ages its cen­ter of grav­i­ty, it’s a stain­less steel dildo.

I felt like I had dis­cov­ered one of the great secrets of the universe.

Oh gosh, I need to rehy­drate, so let’s take a break with the L’Acier Reverb specs and mea­sure­ments before con­tin­u­ing my ADHD hyper­fo­cus rave.

The above han­dle ori­en­ta­tion is most suit­ed for part­ner play. Get cre­ative with the posi­tions! <3

L’Acier Reverb steel vibrator measurements

  • Material: 316 stain­less steel, pol­ished to a flaw­less mirror-​like finish.
  • Weight: 1 lb. 15 oz.
  • Insertable length: 5.2”
  • Maximum diam­e­ter: 1.3”
  • Minimum diam­e­ter: 0.3”
  • Handle length: 6.3”
  • Handle diam­e­ter: 1.3”

Take 20% off the L'Acier Reverb with code SUPER20. As of March 2024, the dis­count code brings the price down to just over $100, which is very rea­son­able for every­thing you get!

This fan­tas­tic met­al dil­do also comes with the fol­low­ing bonuses:

  • ABS plas­tic han­dle exten­ders — one angled, and the oth­er a loop
  • A hard plas­tic bul­let — water­proof and recharge­able with 3 steady speeds and 7 pat­terns. It mea­sures about 0.81" across, and that hun­dredth of an inch does make a dif­fer­ence. You can't slot in, say, one of the 0.80" Blush bul­lets as a replacement. 

UPDATE: A read­er in the com­ments sug­gest­ed maybe using rub­ber bands on a thin­ner (stan­dard) bul­let like the We-​Vibe Tango or Slay Charm Me for cush­ion­ing and a tighter fit and… I got­ta say, I love this idea! It's janky, but it works.

The L'Acier Reverb steel dildo has a steep bend for pressure on the front wall; it can be used vaginally or anally as a plug.
This way of attach­ing the han­dle is best for easy grab­bing dur­ing solo use!

Hands-free dildo weight distribution — genius!

Okay, hi. We are back.

The L’Acier Reverb’s han­dle is gra­tu­itous, not for grab­bing onto — though you cer­tain­ly can. As with all L’Acier met­al dil­dos, this one comes with a rigid plas­tic han­dle exten­der to aim even more precisely.

But when the tight­est part of your hole grabs onto the Reverb’s slen­der neck, the handle’s weight sinks down, and the insertable por­tion tilts for­ward all on its own.

And the auto­mat­ic, hands-​free pres­sure on the A‑spot, G‑spot, prostate, inter­nal cli­toris — what­ev­er junk you’re using it on — is just bonkers. Wild. Ludicrous. Unbelievable. (I opened a new brows­er tab for syn­onyms.) PREPOSTEROUS.

Oh my gosh.

Use it as a stain­less steel anal plug or vagi­nal plug. I’ve seen met­al G‑spot and prostate plugs with bul­bous bod­ies and forward-​focused frames before. And yes, the njoy Eleven and Pure Wand also use their weight dis­tri­b­u­tion strategically.

Buuuuuut I’d nev­er before seen a G‑spot toy rely on its exter­nal weight to dri­ve the user insane like the L’Acier Reverb met­al dil­do. It’s quite clever, actually.

L'Acier Reverb angled G-spot and prostate steel dildo with easy reach handle

Is the L’Acier Reverb right for your body?

It sure is for mine.

The pointy tip eas­i­ly slips into my A‑spot, in front of my cervix, and push­es against my front wall. Is that even the right way to say it? The tip push­es while grav­i­ty pulls on the handle.

Not every­one will like the L’Acier Reverb’s apex or insertable length. It's also more for gen­er­al front wall pres­sure rather than any­thing tar­get­ed. Moreover, if you want a thrust­ing toy, this isn't for you.

However, the way it goes in deep while aim­ing for­ward toward my A‑spot and away from my cervix makes it one of my vagina’s BFFs. This dil­do gives hands-​free orgasms again and again. My vagi­na wants to grab onto it for­ev­er and ever.

And the vibra­tions from the includ­ed bul­let are zingy but strong, turn­ing the orgasm-​to-​effort ratio into just some­thing else. There’s prac­ti­cal­ly no effort. We are approach­ing infin­i­ty and a “divide by zero” error.

Cue modem dial-​up sta­t­ic nois­es in my brain.

L'Acier Reverb angled G-spot and prostate stainless steel metal massager with bullet cavity

Oh, man. I’ve been through so much stuff this month, but this dil­do soooooo makes my job worth it. I’m in awe and grate­ful to exist at the same time as the L’Acier Reverb. It’s one of the best met­al dil­dos I’ve ever tried.

Take 20% off all L'Acier with code SUPER20.

This post was spon­sored! Opinions expressed are my own. <3


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7 Responses

  1. Trix says:

    I’m fas­ci­nat­ed by this one for sure!

  2. D. Dyer says:

    Always delight­ful to find new stain­less steel options and quite grate­ful for your per­spec­tive on the vibra­tions, I was quite uncer­tain about that.

  3. Phalaenopsis says:

    Ohhh you could also use some cling film on a small­er bul­let to thick­en it out

    (Spoken like some­one who just got into cling film bondage)

  4. L says:

    Any idea what bet­ter bul­let would fit in that cav­i­ty? I just got the Reverb today and the pro­vid­ed bul­let just ain't doing it for me.

    • No. I can make guess­es, but I don't have a defin­i­tive product.

      Ideally, it'd be a 0.8"-ish wide bul­let coat­ed with sil­i­cone for cush­ion­ing. The Je Joue bul­let is a bit too big to fit the bill, though. And I've tried that one and many others.

      It's dif­fi­cult because, with steel, you don't get much of a "mar­gin of error," as you do with sil­i­cone. Any slight­est bit too small, and it rat­tles if it's a hard plas­tic bul­let. Any bit too big, and it just doesn't go in.

      • L says:

        Hmm. I know you own most of the famous bul­lets — the Tango, Blush, etc — so at least now I know none of them fit. I only have the Hot Octopuss Amo which has way too weird a shape to fit. Maybe some rub­ber bands or a sil­i­cone cock ring would stop the rattle.

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