Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the Pepper Paramour and cumming instantly.
Then I texted my friend, “I want to cry cumming on this new toy I'm testing,” my dazed head full of fuzzy glitter. Its shape is what I've dreamt of ever since I started trying sex toys.
Pepper's Paramour is long and strong for pounding my cervical fornices — and its bulges lock in along my walls' contours for simultaneous deep penetration, G‑spot pressure, and some residual clitoral stimulation with the lower of the two motors. It was made for me, someone devoted to deep dicking — to the point where a friend said, "Some people are just built differently, and you're one of them.”
I Must Be Dreaming
Did the Pepper Paramour's designer somehow find a now-deleted drawing of my 2014 self's dream vibrator?
I remember what I craved over a decade ago — a combination of elements from:
- LuzArte's Jollet, which effortlessly filled me and pressed against my G‑spot
- Nobessence's Intrigue, whose S‑curve also pressed my dreamiest deep spots: my A‑spot, cervix, and posterior fornix
- LELO's Elise 2 and MyStim's dual motors — one at the tip, one near the bottom of the shaft — had options for alternating reverberation, which gave a sense of movement even when I wasn't thrusting. (Think how we perceive the scrolling “movement” of light across a strip of LEDs).
- LELO's Ella dildo and how it felt to twist the medial hump against my front wall.
Yeah, it was a very different time in 2014 when LELO used to rule Toyland. One thing I noticed about LELO, despite being the then-industry darlings, was that I wouldn't get the deep penetration I craved from them.
And that was fine for everyone else — my penchant for profound pounding was (and arguably still is) niche among others’ G‑spot fervor.
This brings me back to Pepper Paramour: Did the designer read my mind? Could our walls and high ceilings have been beautifully built the same way?
Pepper Paramour Shape & Size
The Pepper Paramour's tip is tapered for sliding behind the cervix, delicious for my favorite whole-body, mind-melding orgasms. Below it are two bulbs with floating motors — each about 3” long.
Different Depths, Different Hot Spots
Since everybody is different, the curves might not align with your internal contours as they would with mine. I enjoy inserting a bit past either bulb:
- 4” for G‑spot pressure
- 5” for light A‑spotting and vibration at the mouth of the vaginal opening
- 7” for full-on, all-around OMFG
Your mileage may vary, though! My G‑spot is relatively shallow, so you'll likely want to insert a little more than me if that's your target zone. There's something to love at any depth, but keep your intentions and capacity in mind.
Measurements
- 9.75” total length
- 8.5” insertable length
- I recommend taking 7” to enjoy all this vibe has to offer
- But using 5” can feel fantastic, too!
- Squeezable shaft with two bulbs
- 2.1” maximum diameter when relaxed
- 1.6” diameter when compressed
- 1.1” across the narrowest part
The contrasting diameters make the Pepper Paramour fun to thrust and twist.
And yeah, it's big — both long and deep — so get ready for some resistance!
Some strong walls can squeeze it into an average-ish diameter, but the silicone is firm and bouncy. I'd feel better recommending this vibrator only to those who:
- Can handle big insertions
- Have befriended the cervix well!
My friend considered buying it for his wife, which I cautioned him against, knowing that she has a shallow-set cervix. “She might take the first bead and go a bit past, but at that point, it might not 'wow' her as much as me.”
Pepper's Paramour vibrator was very much designed for someone who loves being bottomed out.
And that very much includes me.
Pepper Paramour Motors
I feel like Adam Levine's allegedly simple sexts saying, “Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. It's unreal how hot you are. It blows my mind.”
It is unreal how dreamy this A‑spot vibrator is for me; it blows my mind. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Settings & Controls
- Two motors
- Nicely rumbly — par with LELO motors!
- Two buttons
- One for on/off and one to cycle through the settings
- 5 steady speeds
- 7 rhythms, including pulses, alternation between the two motors, pulses of low and high speeds, and escalation
Having one button click through all the settings isn't the most luxurious you could get, but it makes sense for the price. I also wish it was fully waterproof and not just splashproof, but its sensations "wow" me enough that I don't give much of a fuck.
The Pepper Paramour's shape is most of what makes the magic. I love having a deep-penetration vibrator that knows what it brings to the table: raising the orgasm-to-dollar ratio!
Vibration Quality & Battery Life
“Par with LELO motors” would have been more impressive back in the day — we have so many other options now — but the point is that this motor is A‑tier, and its shape takes its overall build to S‑tier. I wish I had something like the Pepper Paramour all these years.
I want it in me all the time. I did have it in me the whole time I outlined this post on my phone, keeping the mood and cumming on the Pepper Paramour every few minutes in hopes of doing justice to it with my words.
I kept its motor on throughout the process. Is that a testament to the battery life or how quickly I wrote this in awe?
(The following lines in my notes app read, “Ughhhh fuck do I put it back in? / I'm crying / I want something or someone to hold onto.”)
How Do I Feel About the Pepper Paramour?
My fluttering eyes have rolled back. My field of vision is black confetti and red filtered through my eyelids and a blur of my bedroom. Vision and mental RAM don't matter right now; it's all about the “eject oxytocin” button inside me when I'm bludgeoning my womb, clenching the toy for dear life like I need it to become part of me.
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PLEASURE PRINCESS. COMPACT, HIGH-CAPACITY HUMAN. CERVIX SORCERESS.
I've tested over 350 sex toys and love diving deep for cervical orgasms, A‑spot stimulation, and kinky odysseys into the subconscious.
Mesmerizing mindfucking or physical fisting? Blowing men or minds? Opening books or legs? Why not all of the above?
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This makes me want to break out a ruler the next time I use a penetration toy because I feel like I have a shallow G‑spot and 4 inches would shoot right over it! lol What an interesting design. I think a dildo with similar cutouts with some give could be really fun!