Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely disappointed at…
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on paper, symbolized the ultimate blended orgasm. In practice, they’re often akin…
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of my…
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy…
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s signature, basslike purr against my internal clitoris…
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: Captivated by the promise of the ultimate orgasm(s) Skeptical of whether it would…
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway and Tilt have been my default "go-to" vibrators in my review pile. What…
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past month. That's my horniness level as I approach complete COVID…
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits…
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn't you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation?…
Time flies when you're reviewing sex toys. When I started my collection, rechargeable silicone vibrators were very much in a luxury league. In 2014, LELO and L'Amourose still stood as the…