Fun Factory Laya III Review: Rumbly & Versatile AF!
The Fun Factory Laya(spot) aged like fine wine — its third generation, now called Laya III, rocks rumblier vibrations in an iconically body-hugging silhouette. Legendary. Venerated. Genius.
These are words that I don’t throw around lightly for a vibrator. Moreover, I’m thrilled that Fun Factory’s clitoral vibrators have caught up to their insertables’ level.
You see the Laya III’s swoop? It fits supremely* into partner play, solo play, on vulvas, and against testes. I’m salivating thinking about:
- Using Laya III to cup a partner’s balls during a blowjob
- Scissoring with Laya III between my vulva and a partner’s, letting the pressure between bodies guide the vibrations
- Tip-drilling with the Laya III’s rounded head, light textures, and fluttery, tap-like vibrations splaying my lips and internal clitoris apart
- Edging with the engineered vibrations that potentially keep the user(s) plateaued — if that’s what they want
- Oh, and using it during penis-in-vagina (or strap-on-in-vagina) intercourse!
- Or alone against my external clitoris! How could I forget that?
What I love about the Laya III's shape
Laya III’s arch is so intuitive to hold for solo play. If I tuck my thumb under the concavity and hold it like a phat marker, my index finger intuitively rests on the buttons and bomb control panel (more on that later) for easy cycling through the settings.
From there, I can effortlessly leverage the Laya III, rocking it back and forth to adjust the angle and pressure. Its curvature does most of the work for me, my thumb and fingertips barely guiding it. If I want to cruise at a constant speed comfortably, I can cup the Laya III with my palm.
So, yes, the shape is splendid!
Rumblier vibrations than before
Fun Factory’s Laya III also delivers a deeper thrum than the late Layaspot and Laya II — finally, a fitting motor for a Fun Factory mini-vibrator! The flitting wobble bass throbs through the lower settings and purrs through the mid-range, while the higher speeds become more conventionally uniform.
Still, it never gets shrill or piercing at any point — The Laya III stays rumbly, from 50 to 90 Hz across its 7 speeds and continuous speed rage. Just click the + or — button to cycle settings or hold them to micro-adjust and slowly ramp up or down.
Power-wise, Laya III by Fun Factory ranges from suuuuuper gentle to moderately strong. I generally don’t need it to do much more than that, given the “voomvoomvoomvoomovoom” vibration quality, but your mileage may vary. Myself? I find that the Laya III is beautifully bassy for a small package. And that’s precisely what you want for versatility with solo and partner play.
When I desire more vroom, like I’m at a mid-2010s Excision show, I grab the full-on Fun Factory Vim wand massager instead. And if you need firecracker-like power in a small package, check out my guide to the best bullets.
Fun Factory Laya III functions
A notable place where Laya III followed Vim’s lead is its patterns.
Forget formulaic Morse code dits and dahs — Fun Factory’s Laya III offers 7 steady speeds, and its newer rhythms take you for a ride:
- Rapid-fire pulses that start somewhat separate but gradually blur together into steadier, stronger vibrations
- Low-high speed alternations, also with waves moving closer together and the high-speed phases getting longer
- Waves of super-fast pulses, ramping from low to high frequency
The patterns fucking make sense! My anticipation generally either:
- Keeps me on the precipice of orgasm until I click back to the highest steady speed
- Establishes my position on the plateau and takes me over the edge again and again
Laya II vs. Laya III by Fun Factory
Laya III channels much of what makes Fun Factory so great. Its motor matches its insertable G5 counterparts’ energy, putting it leaps ahead of the old Layaspot and Laya II in terms of:
- Vibration strength and quality
- Pattern settings
- Silicone finish
There’s no more draggy, lube-hogging sandblast matte here! Our bits get buttery-smooth, borderline silky sensations.
While the Laya II was good enough for me to gift a friend as her first rechargeable vibrator in 2019, it wasn’t quite the wham-bam that I’d expect from the luxury price tag in 2023 — I seldom reached for it.
At the time, Fun Factory was best known for their insertables, like Big Boss, Tiger, and their Stronic pulsators. With the release of their Vim wand and Laya III clitoral massagers, that reputation is bound to change.
Closing thoughts on Fun Factory's Laya III
Rumbly wobble bass motors that throb through my internal clitoris from external impact? Perfection in Vim's case. In the Laya III’s case, it's getting there — it would please most, but another setting or two on the high end could take it to legendary status.
Patterns that keep me going and going? Control panels that micro-adjust to any speed within the range? Perrrrrfection.
Angling and versatility are where the Laya III shines through, offering moderate intensity while filling in the gaps where a big, bulky wand might not fit. Use the Fun Factory Laya III solo with minimal effort, incorporate it into a blow job, or crush it against two bodies simultaneously.
I’ve slipped into a habit of grabbing it almost every night for the past few weeks — including countless clit-cum breaks while drafting this post and many more since then. I'll find every excuse to use the Laya III in every enthralling way possible, whether against balls, walls, or petals.
*I almost left that as “’premely” for the alliteration — a sign that I have recently played too much Cyberpunk 2077.
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