VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo
The VixSkin Johnny by Vixen Creations had so highly raised my standards since I started collecting toys. It’s the dildo that I compare others to by default. I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy be fair to the Johnny? There’s the occasional “yes,” but only rarely.
Johnny is a curved 7 inches long, 1.75 inch wide realistic silicone dildo, complete with mild veining, balls, and a retracted foreskin texture. What takes Johnny from “like” to “need,” though, is VixSkin‘s patented formula: a firm muscle core paired with a pliable outer layer to give it the consistency of real erectile tissue. I’ve reviewed plenty of bigger Vixen Creations dildos, like the single-density Randy, the VixSkin Outlaw, the gargantuan VixSkin Gambler, and the VixSkin Colossus extension sleeve paired with the Velvet Thruster Teddy. But when I’m not craving something that thick, the VixSkin Johnny is damn good at what it was designed to do.
My experience with the VixSkin Johnny
Vixen Creations’ VixSkin Johnny is quite a bit chunkier than the average penis, but the yielding outer layer makes it comfortable enough for everyday use. (Consider the Mustang or Tex instead if you want something more moderate.) Johnny’s combination of curve, girth, and exaggerated head pound the orgasms out of my G-spot. Though the firm core is curved, it’s flexible enough to straighten out slightly. I can shove the squishy head behind my cervix, effectively melting me into a puddle of heart-eyes emojis and oxytocin.
Good lord, the squishy tip.
Of course, pretty much any long silicone dildo is going to offer cervical pressure in some form. But the realistically meaty squish of Johnny‘s head excels at it. The dildo’s head conforms to my posterior fornix but yields just enough resistance to effortlessly push back in all the right places.
There’s no thinking about it or adjusting it. BAM. Johnny gets me and gets me off perfectly. Even just shoving it all the way in and feeling the shift as I clench and release my PC muscles around it drives me crazy.
My verdict on the VixSkin Johnny
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For what it was meant to be, Johnny is perfect.
Sure, the coronal ridge and foreskin texture can be overwhelming upon the first insertion. Combined with the tacky surface, they make Johnny a lube hog. But honestly? To me, lube is a necessity for optimal enjoyment with pretty much any silicone toy anyway. Slather on a little extra. Nowadays, I’m a texture slut, reaching for even more intensely ridged toys like the Uberrime Night King. Both dildos are beyond worth it.
For years, the Vixen Creations VixSkin Johnny was my favorite everyday
dildo. I reached for it and craved its girthy pressure on my cervix and posterior fornix more often than any other toy in my collection. There was a time where the girthier VixSkin Outlaw felt better to me than Johnny, but the Johnny was more suitable for everyday use than the Outlaw. I’ve become far more hardcore of a size queen since then. As such, my current Vixen sex toy of choice is the VixSkin Colossus on the Velvet Thruster Teddy.
There’s a VixSkin option for everyone. I’d highly recommend Johnny for those who love girth, G-spot thrusting, and cervical/A-spot pressure. And! Even if you don’t like super-realistic dildos, there are plenty of VixSkin dildos with tie-bright (blue, pink, and orange) color options!
Overall, Vixen Creations dildos are top-tier quality. There’s a reason the Johnny and Randy have been part of my past giveaways. For the same reason, as a reviewer, I keep acquiring more VixSkin over the years, and I don’t plan on stopping any time soon.