2 Spicy Outfits I Wore to Dirty Show 22

A friend described this look as “a witch who’s benevolent to children and women but will poison a man for having bad intent.” Cue Russian witch house music in the background on repeat while I dance in front of the mirror.

I rocked it at Dirty Show 22, a world-class art exhibition in Detroit, where my photography was displayed. (I guess even erotic art critics love my toy collection. Why wouldn’t they?)

The event took place over two weekends, and thanks to Zoey from The White Unicorn shop, I had something spicy planned for both!

Weekend 1: Let’s Get Hexy

Products shown:

• Sheer mesh robe
• Mesh open front skirt
• Rhinestone diamond fishnet tights
• Metal and rhinestone body chain
• Gold body glitter

I paired them with a black high-waist leotard and a rhinestone choker.

Here’s how the robe looks by itself.

And the waistband on the open-front maxi skirt is super stretchy with a rainbow holographic glitter finish.

I could see myself wearing these pieces for seasons to come. The mesh duster and skirt combo make a super cute swimwear cover-up at a pool party.

Weekend 2: Racy Rouge

One fun way to make an outfit spicier is to layer lingerie over an otherwise (relatively) plain top, as I’ve done with this lace bralette.

(I’m usually like a cartoon character, cycling through the same outfits. This red turtleneck and skater skirt would usually be paired with my Panam Palmer motorcycle jacket.)

Product shown:

• Lace bra, panty, garter set

The garter has straps galore, in the back, in the front, and (of course) around the legs.

Its material has a bit of stretch to it and a satin finish. And the three-piece set is adjustable with brass hooks and clasps.

Here’s another look at the bra and thong by themselves.

Also in The White Unicorn’s care package

• Gold Fairy Dust glitter heart pasties
• Cosmic Crystals face rhinestones
• STICKERS!
• A condom from ONE brand — I love their variety of wrapper designs!
• A Y2K-themed gift card to use on my next purchase at The White Unicorn

The White Unicorn is an adult boutique for women who…

• Love glitter and rainbows and unicorns
• Understand that kink isn’t all black leather and latex
• Aren’t afraid to laugh or be silly in the bedroom

You’ll find chains and spikes and luxe at The White Unicorn boutique, but also plenty of whimsy. We’re talking light-up plugs, mermaid socks, and a unicorn sex machine. You get the idea.

Thank you to the White Unicorn for sponsoring this post and sending this luscious lingerie my way!

Use discount code VDAY2022 for 10% off your first order at The White Unicorn.

“Dildorium” by Super Smash Cache

And what’s the lovely photo that will be framed and on display, you ask? It’s this shot of my old toy display.

Shown here is just a small section of my sex toy collection:

• Elegant hard material dildos inside glassware
  • Désirables Dalia ceramic dildo
  • Njoy Pure Wand, Fun Wand, multiple sizes of the Pure Plug, Pure Plug 2.0
  • NS Novelties Firefly Glass G-Spot Wand
• A spiral lamp surrounding other glorious favorites
  • njoy Eleven
  • Polka-dot LuzArte Jollet
• Magic Wand Plus (with the cord detached)
• A Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy with the VixSkin Colossus extender
  • Once described as “the green one wearing the skin of its enemy”
• A Zumio X inside an extra AF ceramic shell
• The OG Velvet Thruster Jackie
• A glass cabinet with body care products
  • Sliquid Sassy lube
  • A bunch of sample packets
  • Bubble bath!

I’d say the outfits The White Unicorn boutique sent me were fitting of this glorious celebration. Here’s to many more years of cocktography and self-exploration!