This is a list of sex toys I’ve owned. If I’ve reviewed it, it’s linked!
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Dildos
- Mega-guide to big dildos and fisting!
- Top dildos for A‑spot and cervix stimulation
- 4 SILICONE double dildos, compared
- Bad Dragon Spritz small
- Bad Dragon Hanns small
- ♥♥ Blush Novelties Avant D4
- Blush Novelties Avant D5
- ♥ Blush Avant D15
- ♥ Blush Avant Pride P1
- Blush Avant Pride P3
- Blush Neo Elite GLOW-in-the-dark Omnia
- ♥ Blush Neo Elite 7.5″ OG
- ♥ Blush Neo Elite 7.5″ GLOW
- Blush Novelties Real Nude Toro
- ♥ Blush Rusé 18″ Slim double dildo
- ♥ Blush Rusé 18″ silicone double dildo
- ♥ Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio
- ✖ Blush Temptasia Trixie thruster
- ♥ Blush Novelties The Realm Drago and Draken sword dildo
- ♥♥ BMS Factory Naked Addiction 9″ thruster
- BMS Addiction David pack & play
- ♥♥ BMS Addiction Roman
- Blush The Willy’s 8″ remote control
- Bodywand Ultra G‑Touch Attachment
- ♥♥ BS Atelier Max Poly Pride
- Cal Exotics AC/DC silicone double-ended DP dildo
- California Exotics Naughty Bits Ombré Hombre
- ♥♥ Chrystalino Champ
- ♥ Chrystalino Doubler
- ♥ Chrystalino Gallant
- Chrystalino Seed
- ♥ Chrystalino Stretch
- ♥♥ Chrystalino Superior
- ♥ Clone-A-Willy kit by Empire Labs
- ♥ Crystal Delights Crystal Twist
- ♥ Cute Little Fuckers Trinity
- Damn Average Above Average Alien
- Doc Johnson Captain Cock
- ♥♥ Frisky Beast / Twin Tail Creations Cybersaur Large
- Fun Factory Bouncer
- ✖ Fun Factory Curve
- ♥ Fun Factory Limba Flex Small
- ♥ Fun Factory Limba Flex Medium
- Funkit Toys Pangolin
- ✖ Gläs Purple Rose Nubby
- ♥♥ Gläs Pure indulgence 8″
- ♥ Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils
- Hankey’s Toys Dragon
- ♥♥ Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels
- ♥ Hole Punch Toys Fluke
- ♥♥ Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior
- Hole Punch Toys Moonshiner
- ♥ Hole Punch Toys Evolver
- Hole Punch Toys Sqürm
- ♥♥ Icicles No. 70
- ♥ Joyful Pleasures Twisted Pleasure
- ♥ L’Acier Capo
- L’Acier Slide
- ✖ LELO Ella
- ♥♥ Le Wand Contour
- Love Honey Satisfy Me Curve
- ♥♥ Lovey Productions 321 (Blast Off)
- ♥♥ Lovey Productions Seahorse
- ♥♥ Luzarte Bubbles
- ♥♥ Luzarte / Chavez Dezignz Jollies Jollet
- ♥ LuzArte Luna
- ♥ LuzArte Thrust
- ♥ Lumberjill Grace wood G‑spot dildo
- ✖✖ Maia Max / Monroe
- ♥ Marc Dorcel SO
- ♥ Nalone Pure X2 inflating vibrator
- ♥♥ njoy Eleven
- ♥ njoy Fun Wand
- ♥ njoy Pure Wand
- NobEssence Intrigue
- ♥♥ NS Colours DP Pleasures double-ended silicone dildo
- ♥♥ NS Novelties Firefly Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand
- Pipedream Icicles No. 31
- ♥ Pipedream Icicles No. 39
- ♥♥ Pipedream Icicles No. 70
- ♥ Pipedream Icicles No. 87
- POP by Tantus ejaculating dildo
- Pris Toys Basilisk
- ♥♥ Pris Toys Gemini
- ♥♥ Pris Toys Sentinel
- ♥♥ SelfDelve Corn on the Cob
- ♥♥ SelfDelve Curved Cucumber
- ♥♥ SelfDelve Eggplant / Aubergine
- ♥ SelfDelve Fly Agaric
- ♥♥ SelfDelve Marshmallow
- SelfDelve Pepper
- Silc Arts Renaissance
- ♥ Silc Arts Sparrow
- Squarepegtoys Nathan
- ♥ Strap-On-Me Large silicone ejaculating dildo
- ✖ Tantus Bound
- ♥♥ Tantus Bishop XL
- Tantus Buck
- ♥♥ Tantus Cush O2
- Tantus Fist Trainer XL
- ✖ Tantus Echo
- Tantus Leisure
- ✖ Tantus Pawn XL
- ♥ Tantus Silk Large
- ♥♥ Tantus Splash
- ♥ Tantus Sport
- ♥ Tantus Steam Hunk
- ♥♥ Tantus Tsunami
- ♥ Tantus Uncut 2
- ♥♥ Uberrime A‑Spot Avenger
- ♥♥ Uberrime Amante
- Uberrime Amo
- ♥♥ Uberrime Aptus
- ♥♥ Uberrime Aqua-King
- ♥ Uberrime Astra Large
- ♥ Uberrime Bella
- ♥♥ Uberrime Deep Diver tentacle
- ♥♥ Uberrime Divo
- ♥ Uberrime Dragon Claw
- ♥ Uberrime Flora
- ✖ Uberrime Helios Sun God
- ♥♥ Uberrime Night King
- ♥ Uberrime Praesto
- ♥ Uberrime Sensi
- ♥ Uberrime Splendid Large
- ♥ Uberrime Supero
- Uberrime Teuthida tentacle
- ♥♥ Uberrime Xenuphora tentacle
- ♥♥ Velvet Thruster Nanci (FKA Abbey) Prime
- ♥ Velvet Thruster Jackie
- ♥♥ Velvet Thruster Sammie Prime
- ♥♥ Velvet Thuster Teddy GS
- ♥♥ Velvet Thruster Teddy TX
- ♥♥ Velvet Thruster Teddy XL
- ♥♥ Vixen Creations VixSkin Colossus cock extender
- ♥♥ Vixen VixSkin Gambler
- ♥♥ Vixen Vixskin Johnny
- ♥♥ Vixen Vixskin Outlaw
- ♥♥ Vixen Creations Randy
- XR Squeeze-It Squeezable Phallic Dildo
Vibrators & powered toys
- Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Comparison & Mini-Reviews
- 20+ Best Air Pulse Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!
- Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
- 13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (…and 5 I dislike!)
- ♥ Arcwave Ion
- ♥ B‑Vibe Rimming Plug
- ✖ Biird Obii
- ♥ Blush Novelties Aria Flutter
- ♥ Blush Exposed Nocturnal
- ♥ Blush Novelties Gaia Eco
- ♥ Blush Hop Cottontail
- ♥ Blush Lush Gia
- ♥♥ Blush Lush Iris
- ✖ Blush Lush Juna
- ♥ Blush Novelties Nöje G Slim
- ♥ Blush Novelties Nöje W4
- Blush Novelties Revive Luscious
- ♥ Blush Realm Silver Bullet
- Blush Novelties Scarlet G
- Blush Silicone Willy’s 8 Inch
- ✖ Blush Temptasia Trixie thruster
- ♥ Blush Wellness G Ball
- BMS Leaf+ Bloom
- ♥ BMS Mini Swan Rose
- BMS Naked Addiction spinning & vibrating dildo
- ♥ BMS PalmPower Extreme
- ♥ BMS Pillow Talk Cheeky
- ♥ BMS Pillow Talk Dreamy
- ♥ BMS Pillow Talk Lively
- BMS Factory Pillow Talk Racy
- ♥♥ BMS Pillow Talk Sassy
- ♥ BMS Factory Swan Wand
- ♥♥ BMS Factory Naked Addiction 9″ thruster
- Bodywand original corded massager
- Bombex Butterfly
- Bombex Desire
- ♥♥ California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster
- ♥ California Dreaming West Coast Wave Rider
- ♥ Cal Ex Embrace G Wand
- ♥ Cal Ex Empowered Smart Pleasure Queen
- ✖✖ Cal Ex Impulse Intimate E‑stimulator Wand
- ♥ Cal Ex Impulse Electrostim Petite & Petite G
- ♥♥ California Exotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker
- ♥ Cal Exotics Marvelous Lover
- California Exotics Naughty Bits Ombré Hombre
- Cal Exotics Slay Arouse Me
- ♥♥ Cal Exotics Slay Charm Me
- ✖ Cal Exotics Slay Thrust Me
- ♥ California Exotics Surf City Centerfold
- ✖✖ Closet Collection No. 9 Mademoiselle
- ♥♥ Cloud 9 G‑Spot Slim 7 Inch
- ♥♥ Dame Aer
- ♥♥ Dame Products Com
- ♥ Dame Products Kip
- ♥ Dame Products Pom
- ✖ Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing
- ♥♥ Doxy Die Cast
- ✖✖ Emojibator Chickie clitoral suction vibrator
- ♥♥ Eroscillator
- ♥ FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet
- ♥♥ FemmeFunn Cadenza Thrusting Pulsator
- ♥ FemmeFunn Dioni finger extending vibrator
- FemmeFunn FFix bullet
- ✖ Fun Factory Be One
- Fun Factory Bi-Stronic Fusion
- ♥ Fun Factory Big Boss
- Fun Factory Darling Devil
- ♥ Fun Factory Laya II
- ♥♥ Fun Factory Volta
- Fun Factory Stronic Eins
- ✖ Fun Factory Stronic Drei
- ♥♥ Fun Factory Stronic Real
- ♥♥ Fun Factory Stronic Surf
- ♥♥ Fun Factory SUNDAZE
- ♥ Fun Factory Tiger G5
- ✖ Fun Toys Gvibe
- Fun Toys Bioskin Gplug
- ♥ Gvibe Gpop 2
- Honey Play Box Jubilee
- ♥ Honey Play Box Pomi
- ✖ Hot Octopuss Atom
- ♥♥ Hot Octopuss Amo
- ♥ Hot Octopuss Digit
- ♥♥ Hot Octopuss Jett
- ♥♥ Hot Octopuss Kurve
- ♥ Hot Octopuss Pulse III Solo
- ✖ iobatoys OhMyG
- ♥ Iroha Zen Matcha
- JimmyJane Intro 1
- ♥ Je Joue bullet
- ♥♥ Je Joue G‑Kii
- Je Joue Hera
- ✖ Je Joue Hera Flex
- Je Joue Uma
- ♥ Jopen Comet Wand
- ♥ Jopen Lust 2.5
- ♥ L’Acier Capo
- L’Acier Slide
- ♥ Le Wand Chrome Deux
- ✖ Le Wand Chrome Point
- Le Wand Rechargeable
- ♥ LELO Elise 2
- ✖ LELO Hula Beads
- ✖ LELO Ora 3
- LELO Mona 2
- LELO Smart Wand 2 Large
- ✖ LELO Soraya Wave
- LELO Sona 2 & Sona 2 Cruise
- ♥ Lora DiCarlo Baci
- ♥♥ Lora DiCarlo Filare
- ✖ Lora DiCarlo Osé 2
- ♥♥ Lora DiCarlo Sway
- ♥ Lora DiCarlo Tilt
- Love Hamma
- Lovehoney Sqweel Go
- ♥♥ Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Curve thrusting rabbit
- ✖ Lovehoney Happy Rabbit G‑Spot Stroker
- ✖ Lovely 2.0
- ♥♥ Lovense Domi 2
- Maia Confetti bullet
- Maia Destiny
- ✖ Maia Max / Monroe
- ♥ Maia Jessi rechargeable bullet
- ♥ Magic Wand Mini
- Magic Wand Original
- ♥♥ Magic Wand Plus
- ♥♥ Magic Wand Rechargeable
- ✖✖ MysteryVibe Crescendo
- ♥ MyStim Sizzling Simon
- ♥ Nalone Pure X2 inflating vibrator
- Nomi Tang Pocket Wand
- NS INYA Rose massager
- ♥♥ NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8
- ♥ OhMiBod Esca 2
- Picobong Zizo
- ♥ Pipedream Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure
- Pink BOB Alex Silicone Vibrating Dildo
- Pretty Love Dylan
- ✖ Rocket Toyfriend Curvy
- ♥ Sinclair Select Inspire
- ♥ Satisfyer Curvy 1+ 2+ & 3+
- ✖✖ Satisfyer Partner Multifun
- Satisfyer Pro 2
- ✖ Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration
- ✖✖ Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples
- ♥ Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration
- Satisfyer Pro G‑Spot Rabbit
- Snail Vibe
- Shots Elegance Dreamy
- ♥ Shots Twitch Innovation
- Sohimi clitoral suction vibrator
- ✖ Svakom Ella
- Svakom Nymph
- ♥ Svakom Tyler
- Tokidoki x Lovehoney black unicorn rainbow wand
- ♥ VeDO BAM
- ✖ VeDO Bam Mini
- ✖ Vibease
- ♥♥ Velvet Thruster Abbey Prime
- ♥ Velvet Thruster Jackie
- ♥♥ Velvet Thruster Sammie Prime
- ♥♥ Velvet Thuster Teddy GS
- ♥♥ Velvet Thruster Teddy TX
- ♥♥ Velvet Thruster Teddy XL
- ♥ Voila Bob the Alien, ♥♥ Smartee, Mighty Hammer, Energy Ball
- ✖ VUSH Myth
- VUSH Rose 2
- ♥♥ We-Vibe Melt
- We-Vibe Moxie
- ♥♥ We-Vibe Nova
- ♥ We-Vibe Nova 2
- ♥ We-Vibe Tango
- ♥♥ We-Vibe Tango X
- ♥ We-Vibe Touch X
- ♥♥ We-Vibe Wand
- ♥ Womanizer Classic
- ♥ Womanizer Classic 2
- ✖✖ Womanizer DUO
- ♥ Womanizer Liberty
- ♥ Womanizer Premium
- ♥ Womanizer Premium Eco
- ♥♥ Womanizer Premium 2
- ♥ Womanizer Starlet 3
- X‑Gen Bodywand Midnight
- ♥♥ Xcitme Sym‑B Sensual Collection (Luma, Kiki, Spark attachments)
- ♥ XR Brands Thump It
- ♥ Zalo Versailles Marie
- ♥ Zalo Sweet Magic Desire
- Zalo Sweet Magic Temptation
- ✖ Zeus Arcana Electrosex Wand
- ♥♥ Zumio E (elliptical head)
- ♥♥ Zumio S Caress
- ♥ Original Zumio X
Penis toys & fun stuff for couples
- 5 Top Types of Sex Toys for People With Penises
- Condoms 101: choosing the perfect condoms for you!
- Flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY!
- ♥ Arcwave Ion
- ♥ B‑Vibe Rimming Plug
- ♥ Banana Pants B.cush
- ♥ Blush Novelties Temptasia harness
- ♥ Clone-A-Willy kit by Empire Labs
- ♥♥ Dame Products Pom
- ✖ Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing
- ♥ Hathor/SUTIL Flavours Body Glide
- ♥ Hot Octopuss Pulse III Solo
- ✖ Hot Octopuss Atom
- ♥♥ The Layer Waterproof Sex Blanket
- ✖ Lovely 2.0
- ✖✖ MysteryVibe Crescendo
- ♥♥ NS Firefly Yoni silicone stroker
- ♥ OhMiBod Esca 2
- ♥♥ Passion Craft Store cat o’ nine tails
- ♥ Passion Craft Store leather riding crop
- ♥ Passion Craft Store shibari jute rope & wax play BDSM sensation kit
- ♥♥ Pelle Whim
- Picobong Remoji Lifeguard Ring Vibrator
- ✖✖ Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples
- ♥ Sensuva Erosense Hybrid lube
- Sportsheets spreader bar
- ♥ Strap-On-Me Large silicone ejaculating dildo
- ✖ Svakom Ella remote control panty vibrator
- ♥ Svakom Tyler vibrating cock ring
- ♥ System JO H2O Flavors Succulent Watermelon flavored lube
- ♥ Tantaly Cecilia realistic sex doll
- ♥ Tantus Super Soft C ring
- ♥ Tenga GEO Coral
- Tenga Easy Beat Shiny
- ♥♥ Tongue-Tied: Untangling Communication in Sex, Kink, and Relationships
- ♥♥ Vixen Creations VixSkin Colossus cock extender
- We-Vibe Moxie
- ♥♥ Wicked Simply Aqua Jelle
- ♥♥ Zeus Twilight Violet Wand
Kegel balls, exercisers, butt plugs, vaginal health
- ✖✖ Aneros Evi
- Ballistic Metal medium steel egg
- Blush Novelties Avant Pride P5
- Blush Novelties Avant Pride P6
- Blush Novelties naughty heart plug
- Blush Novelties naughtier heart plug
- ♥ B‑Vibe Anal Training & Education plug set
- ♥♥ B‑Vibe Rimming Plug
- ♥♥ B‑Vibe Snug Plug
- ♥ Fun Toys Bioskin Gplug
- ♥♥ Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls
- ♥♥ Fun Factory B‑Balls Duo
- ♥ Fun Factory Bootie
- Fun Factory Teneo Duo
- ♥ Gvibe Gpop 2
- ♥ Jopen Key Stella III
- ♥ Kegelbell Vaginal Gym
- Kegelmaster
- LELO Luna Beads
- ♥ Lora DiCarlo Tilt
- Luvkis birds
- ♥♥ LuzArte Luna
- ♥♥ njoy Pure Plug
- ♥ Minna kGoal
- ♥♥ Oxballs Ergo Super Soft
- SquarePegToys Blunt Plug Super Soft
- Tantus Neo
- Tantus Ringo
- Tantus Ryder
