Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-density dildo with girth of soda can

The Vixen Creations Randy is my per­son­al, pen­e­tra­tive ana­log of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncon­trol­lably as torture.

This fat dildo's max­i­mum diam­e­ter is 2.25", about the same diam­e­ter as the top face of a soda can. (Or if you're where I'm from, "pop.") The Randy that I got is single-​density. It's uni­form­ly the stiff­ness of a stale gum­my bear, mak­ing it decid­ed­ly less squishy than oth­er Vixen Creations toys I've tried.

You can get the dual-​density ver­sion for a more lav­ish price tag, but I don't think I would have liked that one's squishy out­er lay­er more. Not when the single-​density Randy's firm­ness bet­ter suits what I'm look­ing for:

• Something to pre­pare my vagi­na for part­ner fisting
• Intense stretch­ing by myself
• Serious G‑spot pressure

Indeed, like with oth­er big and rigid toys I've tried, good water-​based lube is a must for me. There's some ure­thral irri­ta­tion when push­ing it in. Thus, I try to keep the pres­sure on the back wall instead of the front at first. I have to be delib­er­ate about my breath­ing to relax and stretch. Once it's past my ure­thra and pubic bone, the dis­com­fort is pret­ty much over; I can get to the good stuff.

Vixen Creations Randy's penetration sensation

It doesn't take much to give me back-​to-​back orgasms, but that's not just what this is. It's not just like when I'm receiv­ing oral and (con­sen­su­al­ly) held down and I orgasm over and over, and I try to get away but not real­ly. That's cutesy porn moan­ing (which isn't bad as long as it's genuine).

I'm talk­ing about being turned into a fuck­ing ani­mal, com­ing and scream­ing like I'm expe­ri­enc­ing an extend­ed labor con­trac­tion until the stim­u­lus stops. I'm not kid­ding. You know that baby show­er game called, "porn or labor"? If you saw a pho­to of my face or heard an audio clip of me while get­ting fist­ed, you'd be for­giv­en for think­ing I was giv­ing birth. Maybe that's an ugly descrip­tion to some, but it does jus­tice to the inten­si­ty of what I felt.

Now imag­ine that inten­si­ty, but dialed down a bit to ~70%. That's the inten­si­ty of being pen­e­trat­ed by the Vixen Creations Randy. And it might be "only" 70% as intense as fist­ing, but it's more intense than any oth­er toy I have ever tried.

Vixen Randy compared to other intense toys

The Vixen Creations Randy applies pres­sure over a large area. Between my vagi­nal walls, the over­all girth stretch­es, and with the slight­est tilt, the curved shaft and exag­ger­at­ed head don't have much room to apply pres­sure any­where else but my G‑spot, espe­cial­ly when I clench. And that's a beau­ti­ful thing; the Randy gives me more over­all stretch and more G‑spot inten­si­ty with­out the pubic bone grind­ing of a rigid, G‑spot-​specific assailant's head.

My verdict on the Vixen Creations Randy

The Vixen Creations Randy is every­thing I hoped it would be and more. It makes me feel almost as euphor­ic and high as fist­ing does, which I expect­ed. I wasn't expect­ing the Randy's real­is­tic head to be that effec­tive on my G‑spot. While the Johnny's real­is­tic head could eas­i­ly apply G‑spot pres­sure, that wasn't the toy's main appeal for me; cer­vi­cal pres­sure was. My G‑spot usu­al­ly pre­ferred round­ed and bul­bous toys. The Vixen Creations Randy is my first toy with a real­is­tic head whose pen­e­tra­tion sen­sa­tion I con­sid­er G‑spot cen­tric. Perhaps the firmer single-​density sil­i­cone empha­sizes this more.

Don't overlook single-density Vixen toys!

Sure, Vixen's single-​density dil­dos aren't as real­is­tic or cushy or lux­u­ri­ous as their dual-​density coun­ter­parts. The VixSkin Mustang and Maverick are right­ful­ly praised. But for those built like me, with demand­ing but picky G‑spots, I high­ly rec­om­mend look­ing into the less well-​known Vixen Creations dil­dos like the Woody (a single-​density ver­sion of Mustang, 1.6" max girth), Randy (2.25" max girth), and Bent (2" max girth). They cost less to make and thus have small­er price tags, but that doesn't mean that they are inher­ent­ly less pleasurable.

I rec­om­mend the single-​density Vixen Creations Randy to size roy­al­ty, espe­cial­ly those look­ing to lev­el up from 2" to 2.25" diam­e­ter. I don't know if forced orgasm tor­ture is one of your kinks, but after try­ing the Vixen Randy, you might dis­cov­er that you're into it, too.