Pink Punch Dream Bunny Review: Air Pulse Finger Vibe

ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING.
Translucent green Dream Bunny air pulse toy from Pink Punch and suction attachment heads

Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first expe­ri­ence of love,” as the prod­uct page says? Maybe not — but it cer­tain­ly got me gasp­ing quite quickly.

I found myself pulling it away from my twitch­ing pussy to catch my breath on the third speed setting.

Then, nat­u­ral­ly, I turned it on to the sec­ond speed and went full cum­brain for con­sec­u­tive min­utes. The exact time and num­ber of orgasms were inde­ter­mi­nate as time slowed, and my mind was on anoth­er plane.

Pink Punch Dream Bunny air pulse massager with wearable finger notches

I took a men­tal note not to use the high­est speed unless I was pre­pared to do one of the following:

  • Have a big “one-​and-​done” orgasm
  • Click through all the set­tings again to reach the sec­ond intensity
  • Use the phone app to con­trol it

Thank fuck for the Bluetooth remote con­trol option because the Pink Punch Dream Bunny’s low­est set­ting is almost as strong as most Satisfyershigh­est speed. And we’re work­ing with just one but­ton on the toy itself.



Pink Punch Dream Bunny Air Pulse Intensity

If we’re com­par­ing the speed range to the Womanizer Premium 2’s 14 set­tings, I’d place:

  • The Satisfyers I’ve tried at 1 to 6.5
  • Womanizer’s Starlet 3 at 2 to 7.5
  • Pink Punch’s Dream Bunny at 5 to 8.5
  • Boutique Voila’s Little Goo at 7 to 14
  • NS Novelties’ Inya Rose at 9 to 14

In oth­er words, the Pink Punch Dream Bunny is strong enough to over­whelm me, but it’s not as extreme as some of the alter­na­tives avail­able. A lit­tle buzzy and high-​pitched? Yes. Keep in mind how much you care about deep thrum­ming sen­sa­tions over strong, speedy jolts.

With my coupon code — take 30% off Pink Punch Toys with code CY30 — its motor is fuck­ing for­mi­da­ble for the price.

Pink Punch Dream Bunny compact air pulse massager

Dream Bunny Shape, Look, and Feel

And yet, it’s so cute with its juicy, succulent-​like bun­ny ears, pas­tel palette, and four Lifesaver gum­my candy-​like nozzles.

Dream Bunny’s “ears” are squishy sil­i­cone, wrap­ping between and over the fin­gers so the mas­sager can stay neat­ly, effort­less­ly cupped in your hand — even as you, say, switch posi­tions dur­ing intercourse.

Yes, it’s a great can­di­date for use dur­ing sex because it’s teeny-​tiny — 2.3” long by 1.7” wide by 2.5” deep. Other options that leave more of the vul­va free include the Dame Aer and We-​Vibe Melt.

Despite that, the bun­ny ears make it super easy to hold between the index and mid­dle fin­gers — espe­cial­ly for right­ies. The but­ton was made for someone’s right thumb to click. A left­ie can still click using their thumb and get slight­ly less reach or with their mid­dle finger.

Of course, though, it’s best to use both the but­ton and remote con­trol since you may be sen­si­tive after orgasm with an air pulse toy and want to turn the speed down. Let’s walk through the Pink Punch Dream Bunny’s Bluetooth app remote con­trol settings.

Pink Punch Bluetooth Remote Control App

I’ve writ­ten about the Pink Punch app before. It’s super cute with its Y2K cyber­punk aes­thet­ic, and its neon-​on-​black design reminds me of the Neopets and MySpace web design days. There’s a bat­tery indi­ca­tor and options for solo and long-​range play.

Out of the box, the Pink Punch Dream Bunny offers three speeds, from 82 Hz to 114 Hz—again, a lit­tle buzzy but not strik­ing­ly so. Once you con­nect to the Bluetooth app, you can access speeds with­in that range for more fine-tuning.

And if you care about pre­ci­sion, you will want to do that.

My unit has a lit­tle quirk: when I press the but­ton, it jumps to the high­est inten­si­ty for a split sec­ond before set­tling into the speed it’s sup­posed to. Not for long enough to both­er me, but it could be too much for others.

Thankfully, Pink Punch offers a one-​year war­ran­ty and will replace your prod­uct if it doesn’t behave as it should.

Even if it didn’t, I’d still use the app for the option to decrease the intensity.

There are also three patterns:

  • An esca­lat­ing 1–2‑3–4 — which cor­re­sponds to the “naughty cat” pan­el in the app
  • Low-​low-​hiiiiigghhhhhhh — which would be the “fizz jellyfish”
  • loooowwww-​hiiiigggghh — which would be the “mood trip car” setting

And, of course, steady speeds are con­trolled by the pan­el with the neon Dream Bunny animation.

Pink Punch Dream Bunny massager in charging dock

Swappable Air Pulse & Suction Nozzles

Cleaning the suc­tion noz­zles as they pop on and off the unit is also super easy. Their dif­fer­ent shapes are named as follows:

  • Donut suck­ing head — a stan­dard toroid shape. Nothing too wild
  • Convex — the “mouth” is wider open with thin­ner, sharp­er “lips.”
  • Polka — scal­loped inner edges and soft tex­tures to rub against
  • Flower — kind of a hybrid of the Convex suck­ing head’s thin “lip” and soft­er waves than the Polka suck­ing head

The heads don’t mat­ter much to me, as the viva­cious air puls­es veil the silicone’s softness.

Nozzle Opening Width: Scope & Focus

You might feel dif­fer­ent­ly since its air pulse tun­nel is nar­row and pin­point — 9mm wide by 20mm long.

Pink Punch Dream Bunny air pulse massager, charging dock, and soft silicone attachment heads

Why might that make a dif­fer­ence? Consider that it doesn’t take up much cli­toral real estate, mean­ing you might focus the oscil­la­tion sen­sa­tions on one part of your clit and the brims and tex­tures on another:

  • Maybe you like intense direct stim­u­la­tion and want to go under the hood with the air pulses 
    • If you like it direct, you may have to pull back a lip­py cli­toral hood to expose more eroge­nous tissue.
  • Or you might want to tone it down by let­ting it thrum over the cli­toral hood, while the tex­tures slip and slide along the cli­toral glans itself.

If your clit is on the big­ger side or you want broad­er cov­er­age, con­sid­er the LELO Sila, Dame Aer, and Satisfyer Curvy 1+ or 2+.

Every body is different.

So, Who Is the Dream Bunny Good For?

Pink Punch’s Dream Bunny is ide­al for users who love dis­cre­tion and how frig­gin’ adorable it is! This tiny mas­sager has a charg­ing dock that hides the air pulse noz­zle, so it looks like a lit­tle bun­ny fig­urine or night light on your shelf.

Pink Punch Dream Bunny air pulse massager in USB-C induction charging dock

(Good luck explain­ing the Womanizer away as a face mas­sager if some­one judg­men­tal finds it in your purse! In a per­fect world, that wouldn’t mat­ter, but I get that everyone’s sit­u­a­tion is a lit­tle different.)

The IPX7 water­proof rat­ing also helps to keep it dis­creet — use it in the show­er to cov­er up the sound. While it’s not loud in absolute terms, I’d err on the side of cau­tion. The sound is (under­stand­ably) pro­por­tion­al to the strength in this case and is quite strong at the high­est setting!

What I’d Recommend

Get a Satisfyer if you’re okay with a slight­ly weak­er toy but want the full con­trol pan­el and more set­tings on the low end.

Get the Pink Punch Dream Bunny if you want some­thing more aes­thet­ic and appre­ci­ate the app — say, you want options to use it your­self and with a part­ner. Sure, Satisfyers are cheap, but the Pink Punch Dream Bunny ends up being in a sim­i­lar price range if you use my coupon code, CY30 — and there are plen­ty of flash sales for 40% off through­out the year.

If you want more strength in a com­pact and cute device, get the Boutique Voila Little Goo or NS Inya Rose.

I find the Pink Punch Dream Bunny:

  • More pow­er­ful than Satisfyer
  • Less of a clit bul­ly than Rose
  • Less expen­sive than Womanizers
  • Super easy to hold with its fin­ger loops
  • More visu­al­ly appeal­ing than the others

(Read this oth­er post for a mega-​comparison of over 20 air pulse toys.)

Pink Punch Dream Bunny air pulse massager hooked on fingers

My Verdict on the Pink Punch Dream Bunny

I know some of my read­ers see the Dream Bunny and want to get it for looks alone, so here’s the TL;DR verdict:

  • Get it if you want moderate-​to-​strong speeds, and don’t mind a nar­row focus on the nozzle.
  • It’s not exact­ly the most all-​encompassing toy, but yes, it took my breath away and made me shud­der and ride the waves of orgasm after orgasm.
  • Yes, it’s worth it, and yes, I’d buy one for a friend.
  • Yes, I love quirky toys.
  • Yes, I would have been delight­ed with the Pink Punch Dream Bunny if I bought it for myself when I was younger.

Appendix: Chinglish Lessons

I didn’t want to dis­tract from the actu­al review by point­ing out the mar­ket­ing copy’s word choic­es, so I’ll leave them here at the end. Some of my favorite lines include:

  • “Immersed in wet dreams is the instinct of romance”
  • "Sleep sound­ly in the lust rain /​ u are your own dream maker”
  • "We col­lect­ed 100 women's advice in total; 80 veg­e­tar­i­ans, includ­ing col­lege stu­dents, work­ing women, moms, and 20 erot­ic reviewers”

Pink Punch con­tin­ues to sur­prise me.


This post was spon­sored! The writ­ing and opin­ions expressed here are my own.


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