Pink Punch Dream Bunny Review: Air Pulse Finger Vibe
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING.
Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page says? Maybe not — but it certainly got me gasping quite quickly.
I found myself pulling it away from my twitching pussy to catch my breath on the third speed setting.
Then, naturally, I turned it on to the second speed and went full cumbrain for consecutive minutes. The exact time and number of orgasms were indeterminate as time slowed, and my mind was on another plane.
I took a mental note not to use the highest speed unless I was prepared to do one of the following:
- Have a big “one-and-done” orgasm
- Click through all the settings again to reach the second intensity
- Use the phone app to control it
Thank fuck for the Bluetooth remote control option because the Pink Punch Dream Bunny’s lowest setting is almost as strong as most Satisfyers’ highest speed. And we’re working with just one button on the toy itself.
Pink Punch Dream Bunny Air Pulse Intensity
If we’re comparing the speed range to the Womanizer Premium 2’s 14 settings, I’d place:
- The Satisfyers I’ve tried at 1 to 6.5
- Womanizer’s Starlet 3 at 2 to 7.5
- Pink Punch’s Dream Bunny at 5 to 8.5
- Boutique Voila’s Little Goo at 7 to 14
- NS Novelties’ Inya Rose at 9 to 14
In other words, the Pink Punch Dream Bunny is strong enough to overwhelm me, but it’s not as extreme as some of the alternatives available. A little buzzy and high-pitched? Yes. Keep in mind how much you care about deep thrumming sensations over strong, speedy jolts.
With my coupon code — take 30% off Pink Punch Toys with code CY30 — its motor is fucking formidable for the price.
Dream Bunny Shape, Look, and Feel
And yet, it’s so cute with its juicy, succulent-like bunny ears, pastel palette, and four Lifesaver gummy candy-like nozzles.
Dream Bunny’s “ears” are squishy silicone, wrapping between and over the fingers so the massager can stay neatly, effortlessly cupped in your hand — even as you, say, switch positions during intercourse.
Yes, it’s a great candidate for use during sex because it’s teeny-tiny — 2.3” long by 1.7” wide by 2.5” deep. Other options that leave more of the vulva free include the Dame Aer and We-Vibe Melt.
Despite that, the bunny ears make it super easy to hold between the index and middle fingers — especially for righties. The button was made for someone’s right thumb to click. A leftie can still click using their thumb and get slightly less reach or with their middle finger.
Of course, though, it’s best to use both the button and remote control since you may be sensitive after orgasm with an air pulse toy and want to turn the speed down. Let’s walk through the Pink Punch Dream Bunny’s Bluetooth app remote control settings.
Pink Punch Bluetooth Remote Control App
I’ve written about the Pink Punch app before. It’s super cute with its Y2K cyberpunk aesthetic, and its neon-on-black design reminds me of the Neopets and MySpace web design days. There’s a battery indicator and options for solo and long-range play.
Out of the box, the Pink Punch Dream Bunny offers three speeds, from 82 Hz to 114 Hz—again, a little buzzy but not strikingly so. Once you connect to the Bluetooth app, you can access speeds within that range for more fine-tuning.
And if you care about precision, you will want to do that.
My unit has a little quirk: when I press the button, it jumps to the highest intensity for a split second before settling into the speed it’s supposed to. Not for long enough to bother me, but it could be too much for others.
Thankfully, Pink Punch offers a one-year warranty and will replace your product if it doesn’t behave as it should.
Even if it didn’t, I’d still use the app for the option to decrease the intensity.
There are also three patterns:
- An escalating 1–2‑3–4 — which corresponds to the “naughty cat” panel in the app
- Low-low-hiiiiigghhhhhhh — which would be the “fizz jellyfish”
- loooowwww-hiiiigggghh — which would be the “mood trip car” setting
And, of course, steady speeds are controlled by the panel with the neon Dream Bunny animation.
Swappable Air Pulse & Suction Nozzles
Cleaning the suction nozzles as they pop on and off the unit is also super easy. Their different shapes are named as follows:
- Donut sucking head — a standard toroid shape. Nothing too wild
- Convex — the “mouth” is wider open with thinner, sharper “lips.”
- Polka — scalloped inner edges and soft textures to rub against
- Flower — kind of a hybrid of the Convex sucking head’s thin “lip” and softer waves than the Polka sucking head
The heads don’t matter much to me, as the vivacious air pulses veil the silicone’s softness.
Nozzle Opening Width: Scope & Focus
You might feel differently since its air pulse tunnel is narrow and pinpoint — 9mm wide by 20mm long.
Why might that make a difference? Consider that it doesn’t take up much clitoral real estate, meaning you might focus the oscillation sensations on one part of your clit and the brims and textures on another:
- Maybe you like intense direct stimulation and want to go under the hood with the air pulses
- If you like it direct, you may have to pull back a lippy clitoral hood to expose more erogenous tissue.
- Or you might want to tone it down by letting it thrum over the clitoral hood, while the textures slip and slide along the clitoral glans itself.
If your clit is on the bigger side or you want broader coverage, consider the LELO Sila, Dame Aer, and Satisfyer Curvy 1+ or 2+.
Every body is different.
So, Who Is the Dream Bunny Good For?
Pink Punch’s Dream Bunny is ideal for users who love discretion and how friggin’ adorable it is! This tiny massager has a charging dock that hides the air pulse nozzle, so it looks like a little bunny figurine or night light on your shelf.
(Good luck explaining the Womanizer away as a face massager if someone judgmental finds it in your purse! In a perfect world, that wouldn’t matter, but I get that everyone’s situation is a little different.)
The IPX7 waterproof rating also helps to keep it discreet — use it in the shower to cover up the sound. While it’s not loud in absolute terms, I’d err on the side of caution. The sound is (understandably) proportional to the strength in this case and is quite strong at the highest setting!
What I’d Recommend
Get a Satisfyer if you’re okay with a slightly weaker toy but want the full control panel and more settings on the low end.
Get the Pink Punch Dream Bunny if you want something more aesthetic and appreciate the app — say, you want options to use it yourself and with a partner. Sure, Satisfyers are cheap, but the Pink Punch Dream Bunny ends up being in a similar price range if you use my coupon code, CY30 — and there are plenty of flash sales for 40% off throughout the year.
If you want more strength in a compact and cute device, get the Boutique Voila Little Goo or NS Inya Rose.
I find the Pink Punch Dream Bunny:
- More powerful than Satisfyer
- Less of a clit bully than Rose
- Less expensive than Womanizers
- Super easy to hold with its finger loops
- More visually appealing than the others
(Read this other post for a mega-comparison of over 20 air pulse toys.)
My Verdict on the Pink Punch Dream Bunny
I know some of my readers see the Dream Bunny and want to get it for looks alone, so here’s the TL;DR verdict:
- Get it if you want moderate-to-strong speeds, and don’t mind a narrow focus on the nozzle.
- It’s not exactly the most all-encompassing toy, but yes, it took my breath away and made me shudder and ride the waves of orgasm after orgasm.
- Yes, it’s worth it, and yes, I’d buy one for a friend.
- Yes, I love quirky toys.
- Yes, I would have been delighted with the Pink Punch Dream Bunny if I bought it for myself when I was younger.
Appendix: Chinglish Lessons
I didn’t want to distract from the actual review by pointing out the marketing copy’s word choices, so I’ll leave them here at the end. Some of my favorite lines include:
- “Immersed in wet dreams is the instinct of romance”
- "Sleep soundly in the lust rain / u are your own dream maker”
- "We collected 100 women's advice in total; 80 vegetarians, including college students, working women, moms, and 20 erotic reviewers”
Pink Punch continues to surprise me.
This post was sponsored! The writing and opinions expressed here are my own.
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Their app is so cute!