BestVibe Phoenix Self-Thrusting Monster Dildo Review
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 2023
Calling clitoral texture fiends! The Mystique Venus Vibe’s flowering bud and branching “stem” are juuust the right softness to press up on my clitoris with every thrust — deliciously delicate…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 2023 · Last modified August 2023
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 2023 · Last modified August 2023
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified August 2023
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified August 2023
Cottagecore + bimbofication = cottagewhore vibes for your fantasy woodland wench. If the rose sex toy is any indication, cuteness and affordability go a long way for beginner buyers. The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2023 · Last modified July 2023
Controlling a partner's orgasms by fucking them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledildonic technology is available now — in the form of self-thrusting dildos with…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2023 · Last modified August 2023
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2023 · Last modified August 2023
Pink Punch Planet promises an otherworldly experience — and their Sunset Mushroom remote control vibrator delivers retro-futuristic immersion in a small package. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shopping…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2022 · Last modified August 2023
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2022 · Last modified July 2023
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2022 · Last modified August 2023
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know…