CLITMAS GIVEAWAY: XL Sammie Prime thruster, clitoris ornaments, and more!
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CLITMAS with Velvet Thruster and me.
Two prize packs are up for grabs, which I shall henceforth dub:
- Girthy Goodies - XL thruster + thicc vibrator sleeve
- Entries close December 24th.
- Clitmas Spirit — hand-sculpted clitoris ornaments + sex-positive swag
- Entries close December 16th — just so I can hopefully get the ornament to you by Christmas day!
Take a closer look at the prizes below. Already seen them and just want to enter? Click here to skip to the entry section.
PRIZE PACK 1 — GIRTHY GOODIES
- SAMMIE PRIME (a.k.a. the LORGE Velvet Thruster)
- Voila BOB THE ALIEN glow-in-the-dark bullet sleeve
- The winner will be chosen on December 24th at 11:59 ET. Worldwide.
The Sammie Prime’s insertable portion measures 7.25″ long by 1.85″ maximum diameter, and it thrusts up to 136 times per minute. It’s pretty much the best handheld girthy fucking machine you could get. See my full Sammie Velvet Thruster Prime review.
And if that’s not enough of a stretch, I’m also giving away a Bob the Alien vibrator from La Boutique Voila. It measures 2.2″ across the head and was definitely not designed for insertion. Nevertheless, I told myself, “If it fits, I sits on it.”
As always, you can use my discount code, SUPER20 for 20% off Velvet Thrusters!
PRIZE PACK 2 — CLITMAS SPIRIT
- Red CLITMAS ORNAMENTS
- “MAKE ME FERAL AGAIN” trucker cap (choice of red or black)
- Clitoris design T‑shirt (goes up to 5XL in some colors!)
- Winner will be chosen on December 16th at 11:59 ET. USA only.
I hand-sculpted these clitoris Christmas ornaments with epoxy “clay” and love, with added foliage and ribbon loops for hanging. One is smol (about 1.5″ tall) and the other is itty-bitty!
As well, I’ve been one to declare my feral state (especially when ovulating). If that’s you, too, you can have your own embroidered trucker cap in red or black. If you dare go out in public with the red one, I don’t know what to tell you; you have bigger balls than I do.
The winner will also get a clitoris print T‑shirt, which goes up to a 5XL in some colors. Others are limited, but if you have color requests, let me know, and I’ll see what I can do.
HOW TO ENTER THIS GIVEAWAY
- Follow the instructions on my Instagram feed post.
- Subscribe to get notified about my new blog posts via email.
- Subscribe to The Thruster’s newsletter/email list.
I’ll be tracking entries for the last 2 via the Gleam widget below. The winners will have 12 hours to respond, after which I’ll pick another winner. 18+ only.
If the widget doesn’t work, try this link.
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- In the lil pop-up box upon visiting
- In the field at the veeeeeery bottom
This post was sponsored, which means I got paid for this post.
Thank you to Velvet Thruster for also donating their Velvet Prime Sammie and Bob the Alien!