Here’s how Velvet Thruster and I celebrated Christmas 2022.
We gifted sex toys (girthy goodies for the maybe not-so-good) sex-positive merch, and plenty of Clitmas spirit to two lucky readers, and I love how the photos turned out!
Did you dream of a white Christmas, too?
GIRTHY GOODIES
- SAMMIE PRIME (a.k.a. the LORGE Velvet Thruster)
- Voila BOB THE ALIEN glow-in-the-dark bullet sleeve
The Sammie Prime’s insertable portion measures 7.25″ long by 1.85″ maximum diameter, and it thrusts up to 136 times per minute. It’s pretty much the best handheld girthy fucking machine you could get. See my full Sammie Velvet Thruster Prime review.
And if that’s not enough of a stretch, I’m also giving away a Bob the Alien vibrator from La Boutique Voila. It measures 2.2″ across the head and was definitely not designed for insertion. Nevertheless, I told myself, “If it fits, I sits on it.”
Shop Velvet Thruster Prime builds and La Boutique Voila.
As always, you can use my discount code, SUPER25 for 25% off Velvet Thrusters!
CLITMAS SPIRIT
- Red CLITMAS ORNAMENTS
- “MAKE ME FERAL AGAIN” trucker cap
- Clitoris design T-shirt
I hand-sculpted these clitoris Christmas ornaments with epoxy “clay” and love, with added foliage and ribbon loops for hanging. One is smol (about 1.5″ tall) and the other is even more itty-bitty!
As well, I’ve been one to declare my feral state (especially when ovulating). If that’s you, too, you can have your own embroidered trucker cap in red or black. If you dare go out in public with the red one, I don’t know what to tell you; you have bigger balls than I do.
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This post was sponsored, which means I got paid for this post. Thank you to Velvet Thruster for also donating their Velvet Prime Sammie and Bob the Alien as Christmas gifts!
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