CLITMAS GIVEAWAY: XL Sammie Prime thruster, clitoris ornaments, and more!

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CLITMAS with Velvet Thruster and me.

Two prize packs are up for grabs, which I shall hence­forth dub:

  • Girthy Goodies - XL thruster + thicc vibra­tor sleeve 
    • Entries close December 24th.
  • Clitmas Spirit — hand-​sculpted cli­toris orna­ments + sex-​positive swag 
    • Entries close December 16th — just so I can hope­ful­ly get the orna­ment to you by Christmas day!

Take a clos­er look at the prizes below. Already seen them and just want to enter? Click here to skip to the entry sec­tion.

Giveaway prizes: Velvet Thruster Prime Sammie handheld fucking machine, 3D clitoris ornaments, Bob the Alien vibrator by La Boutique Voila, MAKE ME FERAL AGAIN hat, and clitoris t-shirt


  • SAMMIE PRIME (a.k.a. the LORGE Velvet Thruster)
  • Voila BOB THE ALIEN glow-​in-​the-​dark bul­let sleeve
  • The win­ner will be cho­sen on December 24th at 11:59 ET. Worldwide.

The Sammie Prime's insertable por­tion mea­sures 7.25" long by 1.85" max­i­mum diam­e­ter, and it thrusts up to 136 times per minute. It's pret­ty much the best hand­held girthy fuck­ing machine you could get. See my full Sammie Velvet Thruster Prime review.

And if that's not enough of a stretch, I'm also giv­ing away a Bob the Alien vibra­tor from La Boutique Voila. It mea­sures 2.2" across the head and was def­i­nite­ly not designed for inser­tion. Nevertheless, I told myself, "If it fits, I sits on it."

Can't wait? Shop Velvet Thruster Prime builds and La Boutique Voila.

As always, you can use my dis­count code, SUPER20 for 20% off Velvet Thrusters!

Velvet Thruster Prime Sammie XL girthy handheld fucking machine dildo attachment and glow-in-the-dark alien vibrator


  • “MAKE ME FERAL AGAIN” truck­er cap (choice of red or black)
  • Clitoris design T‑shirt (goes up to 5XL in some colors!)
  • Winner will be cho­sen on December 16th at 11:59 ET. USA only.

I hand-​sculpted these cli­toris Christmas orna­ments with epoxy "clay" and love, with added foliage and rib­bon loops for hang­ing. One is smol (about 1.5" tall) and the oth­er is itty-bitty!

Epoxy "clay" clitoris Christmas ornaments I hand-sculpted with love!

As well, I've been one to declare my fer­al state (espe­cial­ly when ovu­lat­ing). If that's you, too, you can have your own embroi­dered truck­er cap in red or black. If you dare go out in pub­lic with the red one, I don't know what to tell you; you have big­ger balls than I do.

The win­ner will also get a cli­toris print T‑shirt, which goes up to a 5XL in some col­ors. Others are lim­it­ed, but if you have col­or requests, let me know, and I'll see what I can do.


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I’ll be track­ing entries for the last 2 via the Gleam wid­get below. The win­ners will have 12 hours to respond, after which I'll pick anoth­er win­ner. 18+ only.

If the wid­get doesn't work, try this link.


One of the give­away entries will prompt you to sub­scribe, which will send you noti­fi­ca­tions every time I make a new blog post. Here's where to input your info and stay in touch!

To sub­scribe to Velvet Co.'s updates, head to their web­site and enter your email via one of the following:

  • In the lil pop-​up box upon visiting
  • In the field at the veeeeeery bottom

Use my dis­count code, SUPER20 for 20% off Velvet Thrusters. Alternatively, check out my sex toy sales page for more deals and sex toy dis­count codes!


This post was spon­sored, which means I got paid for this post.

Thank you to Velvet Thruster for also donat­ing their Velvet Prime Sammie and Bob the Alien!

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