Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review: wearable suction vibrator for intercourse

10 Responses

  1. Erin says:

    This is good to know! Great review.

  2. Denise Smith says:

    thanks for the review i thought about getting one so it is good to know more about this product before buying

  3. Kalliopeia says:

    Oh my lord that looks so pokey. Bad choices.

  4. Clara says:

    Oof. That looks painful. Thanks for the review!!

  5. Anna says:

    This just looks absolutely horrendous. I don’t know how a suction type toy could ever work as a couple’s toy, honestly.

  6. Brooke says:

    Holy shit. I really wish that I’d found this review before I wasted like fifty bucks on torturing my delicate bits with this horrendous gadget. Don’t get me wrong, I LUV the Satisfyer Pro 2. The first version was ok too but it’s older sister really knows what she’s doing, so I was all sorts of stoked to see this thing when I found it. However, humping along with an outboard motor strapped to your ass would probably be more graceful and romantic than that unwieldy beast. And yet I keep going back to it because this thing, the one MADE FOR couples is about as much fun as a mutual trip to the ER, and could well be the impetus for one if caution is thrown to the wind. “Pokey” pretty much sums it up, and that’s not, like, pokey in a good way or anything of the sort. Ugh.

  7. G says:

    I think this was my favorite line: I’m not committed to seeing how dismal a sex toy could get.

  8. It looks almost painful! Glad it didn’t leave you in scars! Why do we keep making toys intended to hit multiple body parts at once when all bodies are different?

  9. G says:

    It doesn’t even look that good, it just looks like a boomerang.

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