Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos

I feel like I’ve gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming.

I thought I was done expanding my capacity, but apparently not.

Spelunk some more with the Topped Toys Hilt 75 and Cetos 90 — one for depth play and the other for girthy fisting prep, respectively. Sometimes, even I look in the mirror and wonder, “How does she fit that inside her?”

Both the Hilt 75 and Cetos 90 are fucking huge silicone dildos. Even the Hilt 75‘s widest point is less than a quarter-inch of diameter away from a soda can’s thickness. And Topped Toys’ Cetos 90 is in the top 4 most giant dildos I’ve ever tried, bigger than my hand when folded for fisting.

And yet, 75 and 90 are on the small end of the size selection. Let’s say that Topped Toys knows precisely who their target audience is: power bottoms and giant dildo fetishists who want to push limits at reasonable prices.

About Topped Toys‘ Huge Dildos & Plugs

I could call the boys at Topped Toys salacious sluts and perverted fuckers, and they’d take it as a badge of honor. Consuming colossal cocks is a point of pride, considering “Gape Keeper” is one of their plug names.

“Let loose and get loose” is also part of their marketing, along with gems like:

• “A hulking hole-stretcher”
• “Ruin … beyond recognition”

Are you horny and scared yet?

Topped Toys is based in Vancouver, Canada, and that’s essential to their origin story. Giant dildos in body-safe materials can get expensive. The makers love big, high-quality silicone dildos but got sick of international shipping and exchange rates — so they made their own toys!

One sign that they know what the fuck they’re doing is their classification of plugs, ridables, and depth toys. Like damn, this isn’t “just” big dongs for the sake of big dongs; Topped Toys is adept at anatomical alignment and suuuper specific about every aspect.

I feel like the “Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man” meme when reading their product descriptions.

Vaginal use was not the makers’ primary intent, but the design principles still apply, and damn, I’m impressed with their instructions for any body. G-spot toys often work for prostates and vice versa. And let’s not forget that cavernous front cunts need love, too.

Topped Toys Hilt 75 Review

Knotted Depth Play Dildo

Depth play is the name of my game here; my ceiling savors cervix massage and pressure all the way inside me. It takes time for my vagina to tent and make room for the Topped Toys Hilt 75 — due to the length just as much as the circumference.

I highly recommend pairing it with a rumbly vibrator (We-Vibe Tango, anyone?) to settle you into an all-around prolonged and sensual experience — at least at first.

Notable landmarks on Topped Toys’ Hilt 75 include:

• 8” of insertable length!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Squish it against my cervix. Clench. Come. Repeat.
• A tapered tip and pointed head (their words: “pronounced spike”) for focused G-spot or prostate pressure. Think of the apex on an inflated marshmallow Peep or the Dame Pom vibrator. It’s defined in shape but soft due to the silicone squishiness.
• A curved, not-quite-round shaft — its cross-sections are like rotated ovals stacked on one another for different directions of stretching sensation.
• Undulating hills along the sides, including a stylized but bluntly beveled knot
• A slight edge on the gentler side of the knot, which can feel great clitorally
• A slender “neck” below the knot that locks the Hilt 75 into place like a plug — if you can handle the length

Hilt Dildo Size 75 Measurements

I’ll give some context for how fucking big it is first. Don’t let the proportions fool you; this toy is thiiiiick, even in the smallest size option. Here’s how the Topped Toys Hilt 75 measures up:

For comparison, a soda can’s diameter is 2.6” across. Thankfully, this dildo is suuuper soft — about the same fleshlike firmness as:

• VixSkin’s dual-density outer layer
• The tip of an actual cock

As such, it’s a delight to thrust, but its knot and neck are so top-heavy and quickly collapsed that you probably wouldn’t want to ride it.

So how do you use the Topped Toys Hilt 75?

How the Topped Toys Hilt 75 Felt in Use

We’ll work from the top down. Each depth and tantalizing tempo offers a distinct delight and focus point. It’s a bit more front-loaded than popular knotty fantasy toys, so the deep penetration AND pressure at the vaginal opening meld into moaning and shuddering quite quickly.

Before Knotting

The initial insertion? Chef’s kiss. That peak concentrates on my front wall when tip drilling or twisting. It doesn’t have the structural stability for G-spot thrusting, but that matters naught to me when it slips in front of my cervix so easily for fornical and cervical orgasms.

There’s plenty for the Hilt 75’s “in” stroke to mesmerize my A-spot:

• The curvature
• 5.0” of length above the knot
• 2.2” diameter across the head

… and that’s before getting everything in.

Meanwhile, the “out” stroke pulls on my G-spot just a little, and the knot’s blunt side tap-tap-taps against my clitoral crura. Yup, I love bumping and massaging my internal clitoris along either side of the vaginal opening.

It didn’t take me long before I came, but I still wanted more, so I thrust harder and faster because I felt like I’d go insane if I didn’t.

During & After Knotting

“Time to get to work on a lovely knot,” says the Topped Toys Hilt 75 product description. “…[I]t’s a thrill to pop this amorphous hunk past your … ring.”

It inevitably slips in the more turned on — and wet and relaxed — I get. Then there’s this tension between:

• The mouth of my vagina grabbing onto the narrow neck, like with a long plug
• The rest of my cunt craving to crush and consume and spit it out in one motion.

So much happens at once. Hilt 75 by Topped Toys’ hook presses against my A-spot, its tip on my cervix, and my hand holds the base in place to help evade ejection.

Its sumptuous silicone stuffs and bottoms me out, just as I like. Mm-mmm! And the longer you play with it, the more of its length you can savor, and the better it gets. Go deeper with riveting rapture for your recesses.

Topped Toys Cetos 90 Review

Stylized Huge Tentacle Dildo For Fisting Warmup

The Topped Toys Cetos 90 is more significant than a soda can. Compared to the Hilt 75, it’s a whole other monster cock entirely.

The product description sure conveys vastness:

• “Its carved shaft feels just like the edges of a fist, making it even more mind-blowing.”
• “This blunt tentacle will force its way into you without mercy, grinding and stretching your lips.”
• “Simply let your bodyweight pull Cetos deeper and deeper for that final huge stretch…”

Do you see what I mean about my recognition and resonance with the writer?

I won’t talk too long about the Cetos 90’s shape because that all boils down to the following:

• Its tip is tapered and off-center — a prime configuration for posterior fornix force
• It’s fucking huge — one of the biggest dildos I’ve ever tried
  • Thicker than the Tantus Fist Trainer
  • A lot bigger than my duck-billed hand
  • More gradual than the Moonshiner (thankfully)
• There’s a geeeeenntle swell, and the shaft is primarily straight beyond that
• The bumps feel fucking overshadowed by the sheer size — the power bottom prowess required to envelop it all

Cetos Dildo Size 90 Measurements

Even the product page’s measurements section implies, “Yeah, the Cetos 90 is huge, but it’s simple.”

• Insertable length: 9.5”
• Max diameter: 2.8″
• Neck diameter: 2.5″
• Max circumference: 9.0″
• Neck circumference: 8.0″

Again, a soda can is about 4.8” tall with a diameter of 2.6” — I’m glad this giant dildo is super soft for what it is.

How the Topped Toys Cetos 90 Felt in Use

For starters, I didn’t think it would fit. It’s way too big to thrust by hand, and I had to sit on it. Fittingly, Topped Toys’ copywriter composed the following:

“You can plant Cetos down, let loose, and get loose without worrying about its stability. The only thing you’ll have to worry about is your wobbly legs and gaping hole once it’s through with you.”

My whispers upon first inserting the Cetos 90 could be summed up: “Oh my god, oh my god, fuck, god, oh, what, wow, god, oh my fuck” — just muttering sacrilegious expletives in rapid succession through one breath because it was overwhelming.

I had to back away repeatedly. Sit, lower, cum, take a break, repeat. “Intense” is an understatement. So is “a lot.” Cue a flashback to a partner fisting me and debriefing after, “When you told me to slow down, I knew I messed up.”

The pain turned to pleasure, but it wasn’t quick; I had to get a few orgasms in. Then I made it almost to the big hump, then a little past it, and then — no way. Yeah, way. I got to the practically straight part of the shaft, then past it.

Then the quick cussing turned into long sighs. I took deep breaths in and out. The orgasms reverberated throughout my body like they needed time to travel through big, sweeping waves.

I repeat: I felt stupidly super Saiyan with the sighing and screaming. My walls were at their limit, as far as I know. Then again, before trying the Cetos 90, I thought it wouldn’t fit. And I somehow kept surprising myself.

My cervix is pleased and quickly complied because, in one syllable: wooowwww. (Granted, it probably helped that I used Hilt 75 first.)

Sit on it. Savor the stretch and how the Cetos 90 goes all the way with repeated but indirect pressure on the cervix. I don’t know how I consumed it all, but the Cetos 90 is enormous and worth every fucking inch on every axis.

Further Reading

• Mega-Guide to Fisting and Huge Dildos
• Uberrime Anurian Amphibian Monster Dildo Review
• Dee’s Big Daddies Dante, Danny, and Duke Review
• Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler Review