Feeling overwhelmed? Start here and savor some of my favorite posts.
Table of contents
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Sex education
Body talk, health, how-to
Erotica
Banter
Dating, relationships, and kink
- 7 Steamy Skills For Soft Dominant Dirty Talk
- 5 PRINCIPLES OF FEMDOM AND MALE SUBMISSION
- My Pillow Princess Manifesto
- EVEN MORE Truths about Dating as a Sex Industry Professional (UNABRIDGED)
- Are creampies a kink? Why are they so hot?
- 4 Shitty Dating Advice Marketing Ploys I’m So Sick of Seeing
- I'm a woman with a high libido. Is it nature or is it nurture?
Buyer guides
Vibrators
- BEST RECHARGEABLE WAND vibrator comparison
- A‑Spot Vibrators for Deep Penetration, Ranked!
- Self-Thrusting Sex Toys vs. My Gorilla Grip Coochie: a Comparison of Contraptions
- 20+ best air pulse pressure wave vibrators, ranked and compared!
- Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
- Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
- Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!
Everything else
- Sexual Body Care: My Favorite Lube, Massage & More!
- 9 BEST Silicone Pussy Plugs, Compared: G Squeeze, Sensi & MORE
- ESSENTIALS BEYOND THE REVIEW SHELF
- Choosing the perfect condoms for you!
- 7 factors in picking the right menstrual cup
- 5 types of sex toys for people with penises
- Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide
Dildos I adore
- njoy Eleven
- Uberrime Maxime
- Uberrime Aptus
- Uberrime Night King
- Pipedream Icicles No. 70
- L'Acier Capo
- L'Acier Reverb
- Dee's Big Daddies Dante
- Uberrime Anurian
- Vixen Creations Randy
- Uberrime Amante
- njoy Pure Wand
- NS Novelties G‑Spot Glow Wand
- Tantus Bishop XL Super Soft
- NS Novelties Colours DP Pleasures
- Vixen Creations Gambler
- SelfDelve Aubergine / Eggplant
- SelfDelve Corn on the Cob
Non-vibrating external toys
Powered toys I love
(Vibrators, thrusters, oscillators, and more!)
- Velvet Thruster Prime
- Fun Factory Vim
- We-Vibe Wand
- Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen
- Magic Wand Rechargeable & Plus
- Doxy Die Cast
- BMS Swan Maximum Bullet
- Je Joue Duet Bullet
- Playboy Ring My Bell Clit-Thumper
- Dame Products Com
- Lovense Osci 2
- We-Vibe Rave
- Lovense Domi 2
- Fun Factory Volta
- Je Joue G‑Kii
- Fun Factory Stronic Surf
- Zumio I and E oscillator
- Cal Exotics Empowered Queen
- California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster
- BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic
It's alright, I guess...
I'm not going to make money off of the posts linked below, buuuuuut they're there so you can get a feel for what I'm like when annoyed by a toy loll.