Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G-spot sex toys, A-spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you’ll definitely know!
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off. At the Snail Vibe’s price of $150, I...
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of my correspondence, but my biology degree was excited to...
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like guns and nuns in the same shop? You’d be...
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by Vibratex. It’s like the “cool grandma” figure for all...
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting déjà vu flashbacks to a review I wrote in...
❝My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse.❞ My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet, a recent partner had a mere single finger inside...
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic) semantics. That brings me to why I hesitate...
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for you and your hot spots. Shots’ Chrystalino glass dildo...
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner play, incorporating the powerful, zingy vibrations that FemmeFunn is...