Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G-spot sex toys, A-spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you’ll definitely know!
Remember that G-spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties made a more affordable rebuttal, the Temptasia Trixie handheld...
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration quality-wise, it’s easily in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and purrs at a deliciously low pitch. However, strength...
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the best Fun Factory toys I’ve tried — and the...
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break your creation. Think of how a penis’s glans yields...
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes for female pleasure. The Elise 2 roared with...
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. “L’acier” means “the steel” in French, in case you were...
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today, I’m reviewing the Laphwing Ursula and Mr. Moonlight...
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off. At the Snail Vibe’s price of $150, I...
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of my correspondence, but my biology degree was excited to...
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like guns and nuns in the same shop? You’d be...
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by Vibratex. It’s like the “cool grandma” figure for all...
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting déjà vu flashbacks to a review I wrote in...