Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G‑spot sex toys, A‑spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you'll definitely know!
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2023
Rock Candy’s Sweetensity isn’t for the faint of clitoris. It’s for those who want to gasp, “Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh,” cumming over and over again — perhaps with a partner telling them, “You don’t get to stop…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2023
To my millennial gal pals: was your 2000s-era MySpace mostly pastel butterflies, or was it more black and teal? Did you realize you were queer for serve Queen Fyora or Taelia in Neopets? Either way, Nasstoys’ My Secret Butterfly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2023 · Last modified December 2023
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and occasionally eject erections. I would say to play the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2023
Today’s silly sex toy shape themes are detritus and decomposition, featuring: That last bit is vital — vibrations-wise, the motors are acceptable, as with many “bespoke” sex toys that rely on compact cuteness. And that’s fine for the price,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2023
The Magic Wand has a long-standing legacy of power through its full-sized and iconic iterations. Does the itty-bitty cutie patootie Magic Wand Micro live up to that? This pocket-sized specimen has its siblings' iconic colors and contours, but it's a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2023
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too! Yo?????? Observe me squishing this dildo in the video…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2023
The Fun Factory Laya(spot) aged like fine wine — its third generation, now called Laya III, rocks rumblier vibrations in an iconically body-hugging silhouette. Legendary. Venerated. Genius. These are words that I don’t throw around lightly for a vibrator.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2023 · Last modified November 2023
Remote control wearable vibrators uniquely play with thrill, anticipation, and surprise — at least, on paper. In practice, only a few are small but actually mighty. Which Bluetooth panty vibrators are powerful enough for me personally to enjoy using?…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2023 · Last modified November 2023
I’m not sure if this dildo would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a booming voice declaring, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like a missed opportunity — when it could have been…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023
What’s hotter than remote-controlling a partner’s panty vibe? Imagine the sizzling subtleties that could layer into it, even when you're not around other people. Never underestimate the power of grinding against each other while wearing a clitoral panty vibe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful, shimmering fantasy dildo with gyration, though? Imagine my shock…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2023 · Last modified October 2023
Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here — instead, we’re gauging, “Can the orgasms knock me out from external stimulation alone? Will this pleasure princess need a…