Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G-spot sex toys, A-spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you’ll definitely know!
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and cheekbones contoured to oblivion. In other words: the...
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy I have ever encountered, with decently strong vibrations in...
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped among each other? Every day is Spooky Day in...
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the context of fetish. Around 2019, Pipedream’s Fantasy For Her...
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting, obsidian undulations. These two glass dildos offer very different profiles and experiences. While the Icicles 87 is great for...
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.” It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s signature, basslike purr against my internal clitoris — and its generous, cervix-massaging girth. I’d readily recommend...
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: Captivated by the promise of the ultimate orgasm(s) Skeptical of whether it would be suitable for me Scared of being...
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That’s why I’m giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish) releases and comparing them, instead of reviewing them individually:...
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner’s body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up to something more explosive. Do you have the patience...