Category: Reviews

Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dil­dosvibra­tors, and more— includ­ing G‑spot sex toys, A‑spot sex toys, and sex toys for cer­vi­cal stim­u­la­tion and the pos­te­ri­or fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you’ll def­i­nite­ly know!

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything 1

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything

I’ve tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find won­der in Toyland. So many visu­als can be made phal­lic if you’re cre­ative enough. And with the evo­lu­tion of soft cli­toral grind­ing toys, the pos­si­bil­i­ties are even more expan­sive. Here…

Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager 2

Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager

Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much poten­tial, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would like you from the pack­ag­ing and pre­sen­ta­tion alone, but…

Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review 3

Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review

We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these new Uberrime dil­dos. As always, expect mag­ic and mythos from Uberrime dil­dos — there’s cul­ture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy his­to­ry and the depths of Wikipedia togeth­er. Uberrime Fascinus…

Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho 4

Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho

I feel like a fuck­ing ath­lete after using a dil­do thick­er than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to bev­er­age con­tain­ers in pho­tos, but its Amazon for­est aes­thet­ic is at least as show­stop­ping as…

Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked! 5

Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked!

Meet The Thruster’s younger sib­ling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on lux­u­ry hand­held fuck­ing machines, Voila is all about the sil­ly shapes and kooky con­trap­tions, from aliens to the infa­mous rose to Thor’s ham­mer. Here are my favorites. Voila…

Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator 6

Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator

Two top-tier, above-average clas­sic must-haves for dil­do devo­tees with a pen­chant for pro­found pen­e­tra­tion I go flam­ing­ly fer­al around ovu­la­tion time and want to get DICKED. For days when I crave bash­ing my cervix, these real­is­tic sil­i­cone dil­dos are…

Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison 7

Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison

Cum play has been allur­ing prac­ti­cal­ly for­ev­er, but body-safe ejac­u­lat­ing dil­dos and jizz lube are rel­a­tive­ly new. It’s easy to take them for grant­ed in 2022, espe­cial­ly with the return of POP (for­mer­ly Semenette). Consider this post a 3‑in‑1: History of…

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages! 8

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!

Why male chasti­ty is more ver­sa­tile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” ini­ti­at­ed a new naughty chat cus­tomer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose peo­ple, my inner mono­logue observed. I’ve heard it all.…

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs 9

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b‑Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs

“it’s only sodomy if it’s from the sodom and gomor­rah region of mesopotamia, oth­er­wise it’s just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talk­ing about sparkling, shim­mer­ing butt plugs galore. Some are bumpy, some smooth, one where I wish I had…

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review 10

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review

Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand mas­sager packs a punch, imping­ing on the icon­ic Magic Wand Mini’s ter­ri­to­ry. While Pomi hasn’t entire­ly usurped the throne, there are at least four rea­sons to love it more: More pow­er­ful vibrations…

Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW 11

Je Joue G‑Kii ULTIMATE G‑SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW

“You sound like you’re get­ting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice record­ing of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know you, I’d be wor­ried.” If some­one’s impres­sion of my review…

Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G-spot rabbit vibrator review 12

Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G‑spot rabbit vibrator review

Rabbit vibra­tors are a blursed sex toy cat­e­go­ry — a simul­ta­ne­ous bless­ing and curse. Their empha­sis on cli­toral stim­u­la­tion, on paper, sym­bol­ized the ulti­mate blend­ed orgasm. In prac­tice, they’re often akin to 2‑in‑1 sham­poo and con­di­tion­er; a vibra­tor can’t do…