Icicles No. 70 S-curved G-spot & A-spot glass dildo review

A sum­ma­ry of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Not even a full-​on word. Just unin­tel­li­gi­ble scream­ing, in the best way.

I've often joked about the dif­fi­cul­ty of stay­ing qui­et when using an intense­ly stim­u­lat­ing dil­do. With the Icicles No. 70, I briefly for­got about dis­cre­tion and audi­bly gasped. Subtlety is not in this glass dildo's vocabulary.

Let's talk about the Pipedream Icicles No. 70's shape. On one side of the inflec­tion is a tight, near­ly 90-​degree curved neck. It's not here to fuck around; it takes prac­ti­cal­ly no effort for it to pum­mel my G‑spot. The thick­er oth­er end fea­tures a slighter swelling, suit­able for going in deep­er against my cervix.

And for the price? SWOON. I HAVE DIED.

Both the Icicles No. 69 and 70 acute­ly anni­hi­late acti­vate my eroge­nous zones, but I opt­ed for 70's cobalt blue over the 69's pink glass, of course.

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But how do I feel about the Pipedream Icicles No. 70?

Forgive me for my hyper­bol­ic lan­guage. This dil­do has only two set­tings: accel­er­at­ed seduc­tion and DELICIOUS DEVASTATION. As the kids say, "To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!"

Have a glass of water ready; you may need it after gratuitous squirting and tears of pleasure.

The Icicles No. 70 is like my Elsa Palace Dicksicle ver­sion 2.0 — a.k.a. the NS Firefly Glass G‑Spot Wand. Think of the lat­ter as an A‑spot spe­cial­ist, while the Icicles No. 70 is the afford­able all-​arounder I've been wait­ing for.

I was shocked at how well the Icicles No. 70's G‑spotting tip worked for me.

It's notably steep­er than the NS Firefly Glass G‑Spot Wand. While the NS Novelties glass dil­do worked well for my A‑spot, it aimed too far past the pubic bone to do much for my noto­ri­ous­ly picky G‑spot.

On the flip side, the Icicles 70 dildo's aim is far more pre­cise against my G‑spot — think damn near njoy Pure Wand lev­el — but when I push it way in, it tar­gets a bit low­er than my cervix. For my A‑spot, that works out fine, but not every­one is super sen­si­tive there. Most users will need to go in deeper.

Deep pen­e­tra­tion isn't sole­ly a mat­ter of length. With the Icicles No. 70's length of 8.25", that shouldn't be an issue. The con­cern is more about its shape.

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G-spot dildo vs. A-spot dildo: a design trade-off

There's a trade-​off when it comes to choos­ing sex toy cur­va­ture, espe­cial­ly when we're deal­ing with firm, unyield­ing steel and glass dildos.

Take the cult clas­sic njoy Pure Wand, for exam­ple; a dras­tic C‑curve is a dream for reach­ing slight­ly past the pubic bone. I would nev­er rec­om­mend it for deep pen­e­tra­tion, though. Many of the best A‑spot dil­dos fea­ture shal­low curves — or a bul­bous head with no shaft bend at all!

Not only is the A‑spot far deep­er inside than the G‑spot, but you're also nav­i­gat­ing dif­fer­ent structures.

Read my guides to these internal erogenous zones, if you haven't already:

• Exploring the A‑Spot (AFE Zone)
• 4‑Inch Clitoris: a homol­o­gy to penis­es in pleasure

G‑spotting entails know­ing where your inter­nal cli­toris is the most sen­si­tive in rela­tion to your pubic bone. If yours is on the pubic bone instead of past it, then a steeply curved dil­do like­ly isn't for you. As well, A‑spot stim­u­la­tion involves get­ting into the pock­et in front of the cervix with­out actu­al­ly jab­bing the os. The dil­do needs to be able to go in almost all the way — which means there can't be any­thing too dra­mat­ic about its shape.

If you're deciding between an NS Glass G‑Spot Wand or a Pipedream Icicles No. 69 or 70, consider which erogenous zone is more important to you:

• A‑spot? Get the NS Glass G‑Spot Wand
• G‑spot? Get the Pipedream Icicles No. 69 or 70
• Posterior fornix or cervix? Either dil­do will work beautifully 
  • But the Icicles No. 69 or 70 is a bit thick­er and more fill­ing, at 1.6" diameter

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Why not both? Por Que No Los Dos?

For a smorgasbord of sensations, consider getting both dildos as a dynamic duo.

An NS Novelties Glass G‑Spot Wand and a Pipedream Icicles No. 70 would have been per­fect partners-​in-​crime for my past self — and far more intense than my pre­vi­ous top begin­ner glass dil­do, the Chrystalino Champ.

That's two of the best glass dil­dos for G‑spot and A‑spot stim­u­la­tion — irre­sistible for those who want to go hard and love firm vagi­nal pressure.

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Any downsides to the Pipedream Icicles No. 70?

Let's start with the foibles before the ele­phant in the room: the Pipedream Icicles No. 70's ridges add noth­ing to the sen­sa­tion for me while unnec­es­sar­i­ly adding sec­onds clean­ing time. But again, that's minor.

The more glaring issue is that a shitty company manufactures it.

It would be cool if all of my read­ers could afford lux­u­ry glass dil­dos made by a com­pa­ny with out­stand­ing morals. However, it's not prac­ti­cal for everyone's bud­gets. Glass dil­dos were my go-​to when I was younger and want­ed budget-​friendly and body-​safe sex toys that could deliv­er.

Consider buying from ethical intimacy retailers to balance it out somewhat.

SheVibe start­ed as a mom-​and-​pop endeav­or in someone's home office and garage. Plus, a big rea­son they're among the best sex shops is that they donate to a vari­ety of orga­ni­za­tions fund­ing sex-​positive edu­ca­tion and social justice.

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My verdict on the Pipedream Icicles No. 70 glass dildo

As far as the best affordable sex toys go, it's hard to top the Icicles No. 70's orgasm-​to-​price ratio.

The small­est flick of my wrist yields over­whelm­ing inten­si­ty dur­ing any pen­e­tra­tion depth. Clench around it for a warm-​up. Rock with the slim end inside, doing small up-​and-​down taps. Go bal­lis­tic with the THICC end behind the cervix. It's just a few strokes — lit­er­al­ly SECONDS — before my legs shake, and I catch myself sigh­ing and gasping.

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Get the Icicles No. 70 glass dildo at SheVibe.

Further reading

• 11 Ways Glass Dildos Changed My Sex Life