Review: Uberrime Primo, Dulce, Optimo, Maxime dual-density dildos
I love everything about Uberrime's new dual-density dildo line!
With four sizes, three skin tones, and an uncut head option, there's plenty of diversity to go around.
I've said it before, and I'll repeat it: there's no such thing as a bad Uberrime dildo. There are only some that fit your body better than others.
I know I was excited to hand-gasm the squishy and lifelike outer layer. As with all dual-density dildos, they have a firm core for aiming and plush "skin" to feel like a cock.
Let me quickly introduce you to these realistic Uberrime dildos!
In order from left to right below: Primo, Dulce, Optimo, Maxime
Are you drooling yet?
And since Marco pays close attention to reviewer feedback, they keep getting better and better! Let's talk about why his realistic dildos are among his best yet. I know, I keep saying that, but it's true!
In this Uberrime realistic dildo review round-up
- What I love about them!
- Improvements on previous models
- More about each dildo in the line-up
- Where to get the realistic Uberrime dildos
What I love about Uberrime's Primo, Dulce, Optimo, and Maxime
Ooh, what's NOT to love? Look from the swirled base to the versatile curve to the pliable tips. And how they hit all my internal hot spots. Oh gosh, I can't say enough good things about the new Uberrime dildos.
Uberrime's signature shimmer
Flat colors are still nowhere in Uberrime's studio. It's right there in the name: Uberrime is Extra AF™, even with his realistic dildos.
The Primo, Dulce, Optimo, and Maxime all have shimmer pearlescent shimmer to bring out the subtle veining. The reflective quality is especially striking in the caramel and chocolate shades. That brings me to my next point.
They come in three different skin tones!
Uberrime's realistic dildos don't just come in Caucasian or vampire sparkle skin tones. There's a medium and dark option, too. Three swatches might not sound revolutionary to some, but so many toymakers don't include people of color in their designs. (I'm looking at you, BMS Factory!)
The bases are reinforced.
Good listening, Marco! His Primo, Dulce, Optimo, and Maxime all extend the firmer silicone into their flared bases.
What does this mean? Basically, that the base isn't going to flop under your grip while thrusting.
That was my main complaint about the otherwise-amazing Uberrime Supero. Since the bottom's squishy, holding and aiming it wasn't always easy. I had the unsettling feeling like I would run out of length, despite it being 7" insertable.
I don't have that problem, even with the 5.5" insertable Primo and Dulce dildos. That's a testament to how effective the designs are.
Squishier than Splendid but more curved than Bella & Supero
Don't get me wrong: the Uberrime Splendid is a fantastic dual-density dildo. But its relative firmness didn't land it among my all-time favorites. The Splendid felt kind of imposing, like it wanted to go up against my A‑spot and nowhere else. My cervix missed out on the fun.
Uberrime's newer dual-density silicone toys (including the Bella and Supero) have softer outer layers. That means more realism and more luxurious cervix massage than before.
I love the dildo head shapes — unngngnghhh!
Another thing that makes the Uberrime Primo, Optimo, and Maxime different from the Splendid is their collective head shape. It's sharper and more protruding than the previous models, but of course, balanced out by the silicone's squish.
If you remember my Supero review, I adored how defined it was. Just like how some clits like broad vs. pinpoint stimulation, my G‑spot likes focused sensation a lot. If that's your thing, too, you might — dare I say it? — enjoy Uberrime's dual-density dildos even more than Vixen Creations'.
Let's take a closer look at the individual Uberrime realistic dildo models!
Ooof, I love any excuse to share more Uberrime dildo pictures!
Uberrime Primo dual-density realistic dildo
I love big dildos, but I thoroughly respect when makers include moderate sizes in their lineup.
Uberrime Primo dildo dimensions:
- 6.25" long total
- 5.5" insertable
- 1.47" across the shaft
- 1.75" across the head.
Its corona is more exaggerated and broader than the average human penis, but beyond that, the dimensions are pretty close.
At $69 (as of October 23rd, 2022), the Uberrime Primo's price is fair for a quality, artisan-made, dual-density silicone dildo of its size.
Uberrime Dulce foreskin intact & uncut dual-density dildo
Many of Uberrime's dual-density dildos are uncut. However, they're usually (not always!) retracted and bunched-up to provide texture. The Uberrime Dulce's foreskin is totally intact and making its presence apparent!
Think of this uncircumcised dildo as similar to the Uberrime Praesto, but with a squishier tip. It has the same luxurious feel as the rest of the line: softer and less draggy than Tantus's uncut dildos. See the Uberrime Dulce vs. Tantus Uncut 2 in the picture below.
I used to volunteer as an educator, talking about the functions of the foreskin and the fucked-up history of circumcision in the United States. Though most uncut dildos usually don't glide the way a real foreskin does, I love seeing more representation.
Uberrime Optimo dual-density silicone dildo
A dildo that's the same circumference as my boyfriend's dick — need I say more?
I didn't think so. I'll keep my info about the Uberrime Optimo dildo quick.
- 7" long total
- 6" insertable length
- 1.87" head diameter
- 1.67" max shaft diameter
Uberrime Maxime BIG dual-density silicone dildo
Only a little thinner than the top of a soda can
Ooooh, yes! A giant Uberrime dual-density dildo, bigger than before!
The Uberrime Maxime is about the same maximum diameter as the Vixen Creations Randy, at 2.19" wide. Its shaft dips down to 2.15" across. It's longer than the Randy, though, with 7.5" of usable length (or 8" total).
Here's a picture of the Vixen Creations Outlaw (caramel) vs. Uberrime Maxime (vanilla) vs. Vixen Randy (single-density black) for size comparison.
The Uberrime Maximeis just perfection as far as big dual-density dildos go. Again, its head is more defined than a lot of others I've tried. The result? A long, indefinite orgasm and a resounding yes, yes, YES, from me!
My verdict on Uberrime's realistic dildo line
Can you tell how I feel? Have I said enough? I FRIGGIN' LOVE THEM.
Just pick a size that you think you'll like and stop second-guessing:
Also, as a reminder:
The Uberrime Splendid Medium, while not part of the bona fide realistic dildo line, is available in skin-like neutral tones, too:
- Saltwater Taffy — more rosy
- Crème Brûlée — more golden
They may interest you if you find the caramel shade too red or coppery.
Can you feel the texture of the veins and foreskin on the Optimo?
No, I can't — they're mostly decorative
The Uberrime Optimo is my favorite dildo out of the 12 and counting that I own!!!
I got the Maxime and have only been any to use it once! It is so thick