7 AMAZING Glow-in-the-Dark Dildos to Try!

Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that.

Nix the gen­dered mar­ket­ing and stroll through my sex toy col­lec­tion: the lush dil­do for­est where teals, greens, and pow­der blues are abun­dant. We'll make it fes­tive and spooky by focus­ing on some of my favorite glow-in-the-dark dildos!

Amazing Glow-In-The-Dark Dildos under blacklight

You can "charge" them by leav­ing them in sun­light or using a black­light. Also con­sid­er "draw­ing" on glow-in-the-dark objects with a UV laser point­er — the oth­er parts of the pig­ment will stay rel­a­tive­ly dark.

For the bright­est over­all glow, though, leave a big black­light turned on! It will make your flu­o­res­cent dil­dos glow, too. Remember: all glow-in-the-dark dil­dos shine in UV light, but not all flu­o­res­cent dil­dos glow in the dark.

Glow-in-the-dark dildos suction cup against mirror

And another great thing?

Glow-in-the-dark dil­dos come in a wide range of shapes, sizes, and prices.

Let's start with the luxe and then talk about the most afford­able. Just remem­ber that price is not a mea­sure of how good they feel — the cheap­est toy on this list is actu­al­ly one of the most intense!

BONUS: the Clone-A-Willy kit, which isn't real­ly a glow-in-the-dark dil­do, but a fun way to make one!


1 Uberrime Deep Diver: a glow-in-the-dark remix of Whipspider's Tentacle dildo

Uberrime Deep Diver Glow-in-the-Dark Tentacle Dildo with suction cup and NS Firefly Glass dildo

Measurements
  • 6.25 inch­es total length
  • 5.5 inch­es insertable
  • ~1.3 inch head diameter
  • ~2.1 inch­es across the shaft
  • ~2.6 inch­es near the bottom
  • Shore 5A Silicone

How does the Uberrime Deep Diver tentacle dildo feel?

Ooooh, the Uberrime Deep Diver is one of my favorites for fist­ing warm-up. I may be a size queen, but that doesn't mean I'm always in the mood for a blunt inser­tion with the soda can-sized Vixen Randy.

If you want a dil­do that starts slen­der and gauges up to a whop­ping 2.6", the Deep Diver is for you!

Its curve is also use­ful for swoop­ing behind the pubic bone and dig­ging into the G‑spot, while the ten­ta­cle suck­ers are intense but not espe­cial­ly in-the-way. You can choose to twist the tex­tures against your front wall or point them in a dif­fer­ent direction.

The grad­ual ramp­ing up in girth kinda-sorta resem­bles the end of a duck-billed hand — but it's gen­tle enough for me to use from a cold start. For com­par­i­son, the Tantus Fist Trainer XL does what it says, but it's by no means a warm-up toy.

Many long-time sex geeks griev­ed the Whipspider Tentacle's loss, but Uberrime felt inspired to cre­ate some­thing even better.

Features SheVibe exclusive colors!

The Uberrime Deep Diver fea­tures a beau­ti­ful teal along the suc­tion cups. It glows green in the dark, accent­ing the rest of the dildo's red and elec­tric violet.

Read my full review of the Uberrime Deep Diver ten­ta­cle dil­do or get one from SheVibe.


2 Uberrime Alien Probe Thing: foot-long textured dildo

Measurements
  • 12" long (11" insertable)
  • 1.75" head diameter
  • 1.59” across the shaft
  • Choice of squishy (Shore 0050) or medi­um (Shore 8) den­si­ty silicone

How does the Uberrime Alien Probe Thing dildo feel?

When I first asked Marco Uberrime for the Alien Probe Thing, he respond­ed, "Really? It's like, 12 inch­es long." Then, after a pause, he added, "Wait, no, nev­er mind. I for­got who I was talk­ing with."

Uberrime Alien Probe Thing Blue & Glow-in-the-Dark Green dildo

The Uberrime Alien Probe Thing is quite the mon­stros­i­ty, ide­al for depth play. However, dur­ing vagi­nal use, the ample tex­tures along the shaft also serve as indi­rect cli­toral stim­u­la­tion if you enjoy angling your dil­dos for grind­ing dur­ing pen­e­tra­tion. And, of course, it can reach into the for­nices to mas­sage the cervix.

Its con­tours aren't as pro­nounced as, say, the Uberrime Night King, but that may be a plus for you. Both the Night King and Alien Probe Thing have loooong shafts, allow­ing you a great deal of con­trol when thrust­ing and a lot of room for cli­toral sliding.

Another big dif­fer­ence is that the for­mer has a round­ed coro­na and diag­o­nal ridges, while the lat­ter fea­tures sharp­er and more con­sis­tent saw­tooth jags. Think of a small­er Uberrime Aqua-King with more piz­zazz on the shaft.

Uberrime Alien Probe Thing glow-in-the-dark dildo textured shaft and base

Consider the Night King for short strokes and the Uberrime Alien Probe Thing for pro­longed pound­ing. There's no such thing as a bad Uberrime dil­do — just some that will fit your body bet­ter than others.

3 glow-in-the-dark and fluorescent color schemes available
  • Alien green all over
  • Yellow tip with a green shaft
  • Green tip with a blue shaft

Shop the Uberrime Alien Probe Thing glow-in-the-dark dildo.


3 Evolved Luminous Stud Large dildo

Now we're get­ting into way more budget-friendly ter­ri­to­ry! This 10.5" long glow-in-the-dark dil­do has some seeee­ri­ous length and girth. The flared tip mea­sures 2" wide, is on the medium-firm side, and juts out to dig into my G‑spot. All for under $47? Oh heck, yes!

The only down­side is that that the blue doesn't flu­o­resce as bright­ly as the oth­er col­ors in UV light — but it's still super pret­ty in the dark!

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Shop the Evolved Novelties Luminous Stud Large. There are also medi­um and mini size options, but their heads aren't as pronounced.


4&5 Blush Neo Elite GLOW: translucent dual-density silicone dildo

4 glow-in-the-dark colors available
  • Orange and blue in the 7.5" Neo Elite with­out balls
  • Pink and green in the 7.5" Neo Elite with balls

You may have noticed that the Neo Elite GLOW dil­dos look A LOT like the orig­i­nal Neo Elites. That's because they're dif­fer­ent col­ors, cast from the same molds!

Blush Neo Elite GLOW in the dark green and orange dildos under UV blacklight

If you like the look of clear jel­ly but want non­porous sil­i­cone at an afford­able price, con­sid­er these translu­cent dil­dos. (Make sure to include ELITE in the name! Otherwise, you may find the porous line that Blush also makes.)

Measurements

Neo Elite Without Balls

  • 7.5 inch­es total length
  • 7 inch­es insertable
  • Slender tip with a grad­ual taper
  • 1.5 inch max­i­mum width at the bottom

Neo Elite With Balls
  • 7.5" total length
  • 5.5 inch insertable length
  • Pronounced mush­room tip
  • Shaft bulges out even more under corona
  • Slightly nar­rows down again near the balls

Both Blush Neo Elite GLOW designs have a flared, butt-safe, har­ness­able suc­tion cup base!

How do the Blush Neo Elite GLOW-in-the-dark dildos feel?

These dual-density dil­dos fea­ture a firm core (the part that glows!) and soft­er out­er lay­er to sim­u­late the dimen­sion­al feel of an erect cock.

Blush Neo Elite GLOW in the dark dildos and makeup under UV blacklight

It's not quite as real­is­tic as VixSkin — the out­er lay­er in the GLOW dil­dos is a lit­tle firmer and slight­ly less tacky than the pre­vi­ous Blush Neo Elites. However, there's still very much a notice­able dif­fer­ence in den­si­ty between the core and the "skin."

In short, they're a twist on a clas­sic real­is­tic dil­do shape. The Neo Elite GLOW with balls is fun for a slight stretch with its about-average diam­e­ter. It's also more G‑spotty, so con­sid­er it if you pre­fer shal­low penetration.

The long and lean one with­out balls goes in deep­er. If girth isn't impor­tant to you, you may pre­fer the lat­ter option for a few reasons:

The Neo Elite GLOW with­out balls' shape, com­bined with its squish, make it a great dil­do for peg­ging and begin­ner butt stuff. Mount the suc­tion cup bases and ride for a semi-real­is­tic mas­tur­ba­tion expe­ri­ence.


6 NS Firefly Glass G-Spot Wand: ultimate anterior fornix dildo

One glow-in-the-dark color available:

Clear glass with off-white (in light)/green glow-in-the-dark speck­les. There are oth­er not-glowing col­or options for this glass dil­do, too: black, pink, and clear with noth­ing added.

NS Novelties Firefly Glow-in-the-Dark Glass G-Spot Wand

Measurements
  • 6.5" total length
  • 1.5" max­i­mum diameter
  • 0.75" wide neck

How does the NS Novelties Firefly Glass G‑Spot Wand feel?

OOOOH, it's one of the most intense A‑spot dil­dos I've ever used, after (of course) the bludgeon-like njoy Eleven and Le Wand Contour. It's a fuck­ing mis­sile for firm pres­sure in front of my cervix. All it takes is a few thrusts before I'm gasp­ing and scream­ing (if I have the house to myself, anyway)!

To quote my NS Novelties Glass G‑Spot Wand review:

“How could some­thing make me cry so much?” I thought to myself in the after­glow of using it.

Its pen­chant for firm force is inescapable. It’s my go-to for when I want deep pen­e­tra­tion with the pre­ci­sion of fin­gers. Thrust it, rock it, swiv­el it. Whatever motions I use, it’s the insertable ana­log to an “instant orgasm” button.

It doesn't work for my G‑spot, but my A‑spot couldn't ask for much more.

Learn more about the A‑spot/anterior fornix or shop the NS Novelties Firefly Glass G‑Spot Wand. They have oth­er glow-in-the-dark toys in the Firefly line, but this dildo's my favorite of them.


7 Clone-A-Willy at-home silicone dildo casting kit

The name is self-explanatory: you can make your own glow-in-the-dark dil­do for under $40! This kit con­tains every­thing you need. Here are the results from when I did it with my boyfriend:

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Read my full Clone-A-Willy kit review and guide.


Wrapping it up!

It's not just niche arti­sans mak­ing glow-in-the-dark dil­dos any­more! Mainstream man­u­fac­tur­ers are catch­ing on, too. What would be your dream glow-in-the-dark sex toy?

Best UV Glow-in-the-Dark dildos and makeup

6 Responses

  1. Lisa Stone says:

    What inter­est­ing toys. Well, they look fantastic!

  2. Jimena says:

    Those dil­dos look amaz­inggg, I’d love to try the neo elites!

  3. G says:

    a love­ly read!!

  4. Yam says:

    I have both of the neo elite 7.5 inch dil­dos and I reach for them the most.

  5. Jessica Arrowood says:

    Where do I find the neo?

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