Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE.
Uberrime Aveo and Splendid dual-density dildos on a plate
Left to right: Aveo, Aveo, Splendid Large

Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large mea­sure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — plac­ing these eye-​catching spec­i­mens among the largest of their real­is­tic dildos.

(It’s hard to argue that the Uberron and Uberous are exact­ly real­is­tic, yeah?)

While Aveo and Splendid have sim­i­lar sil­hou­ettes and pro­files, there are a few key dif­fer­ences, both aes­thet­i­cal­ly and func­tion­al­ly. Yes, both beef­cakes fea­ture for­ward tilts and curves. However…



Veiny semi-realistic dual-density dildos by Uberrime
Left to right: Splendid Large, Aveo, Aveo

Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Large Dual-Density Dildos

Aveo’s skin tex­tures are far more real­is­tic, con­tin­u­ing Uberrime’s trend towards 3D-​printed mod­els, while Splendid’s were hand-​sculpted from clay. As such, the lat­ter has no gran­u­lar­i­ty to its surface—just a car­toon­ish­ly pro­trud­ing head, dou­ble crown (or styl­ized fore­skin fold­ing, depend­ing on how you look at it), and pseudo-​veiny val­leys and peaks where the mak­er vis­i­bly pressed and slid his fingers.

The glans and coro­na on the Splendid are no joke — the dips under the head grab my vagi­na for a bumpy ride, while Aveo gives a smoother in-​and-​out. Splendid is more G‑spotty and A‑spotty along my front wall. Both are blunt for bash­ing my cervix.

Both are glossy for min­i­mal drag once you add lube.

Uberrime Aveo silicone dildos with marbled pearlescent pigments
Uberrime Aveo dil­dos in gra­di­ents with pearl white

There was some clay detail­ing on the Aveo — its vas­cu­la­ture was hand-​sculpted and added to the plas­tic print. In oth­er words? It’s not as hyper-​realistic as the 100% 3D-​printed mod­els (think of the also-​thick but rugged Divo Large), but rather a hybrid, like the Aptus.

Aveo's sur­face is slick but its body is not subtle.

Unlike with the Aptus’s swoop­ing tip, the rounder heads on the Aveo and Splendid Large take a bit more effort to ram in all the way. They’re big, hard, fill­ing me up, and they just won’t quit. But once I cum, I just do a few hard thrusts to get the ball rolling again. A real-​life part­ner might have dif­fi­cul­ty main­tain­ing that for­ti­tude (at least, after going off Lexapro).

But that soft Shore 0050 sil­i­cone atop a hard, hard 20A core? Yes, please, more, deep­er, hard­er! Sometimes, I crave to be filled and fucked, and fin­gers just aren’t going to cut it. And the Uberrime Aveo and Splendid are on the bor­der between a “nor­mal” big dil­do and freaki­er fetish size territory.

A hand holding the Uberrime Aveo while another Aveo and Splendid are in the background
Left to right: Aveo, Aveo, Splendid

(I love both. How fit­ting that “Aveo” trans­lates to “to desire, wish or long for, crave, or to be eager for…” in Latin!)

The lim­it­ing fac­tor isn’t his mood or even “He tends to cum when I do, and then fun’s all over” — I can keep bash­ing my cervix for anoth­er orgasm and anoth­er, going deep for long sessions.

It takes the slight­est bit of lube to push all the way in, right where it belongs. It's like when there's amaz­ing chem­istry with a new part­ner, and I imme­di­ate­ly widen my eyes in recoil at the first thrust, look up at him, and say, "Dude, holy fuck, just do what­ev­er you want." It's heavenly.

It's among my favorite toys for intense A‑spot pres­sure, just below my cervix on my front wall.

— my past Uberrime Splendid Review
A close-up of two Uberrime Aveo dildos and their marbling and veins
Uberrime Aveo sil­i­cone dil­do pig­ment marbling

Which Realistic Uberrime Dildo to Get

Between Aveo and Splendid, I like the lat­ter more. Half a decade has passed since I orig­i­nal­ly reviewed it, and:

  1. Wowwwww!
  2. I like it even more now.
  3. There’s a rea­son it con­tin­ues to be a sta­ple among sex blog­ger recommendations.

The Splendid’s head and crown are more defined, with a more dra­mat­ic dip in girth under the coro­na. It prodi­gious­ly pounds at any depth.

Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid girthy dildo head shape
Top to bot­tom: Aveo, Aveo, Splendid. Note that the Splendid's head is more round­ed and juts out more from the shaft

Aveo’s head isn’t as wham-​bam inside, but its veins and skin might appeal to you more aes­thet­i­cal­ly. (I can’t be the only one who loves lick­ing and trac­ing along a cock’s vas­cu­la­ture — or know some­one who loves watch­ing me do that — right?)

Uberrime Aveo Measurements

  • Head diam­e­ter: 2.0”
  • Mid-​shaft diam­e­ter: 1.8”
  • Total length: 8.5”
  • Usable length: 7.5”
I’d Suggest Aveo For Someone Who
  • Loves smooth rides with just a touch of realism
  • Cares more about inter­nal pres­sure than friction
  • Doesn’t mind blunt­ness or care about pre­ci­sion targeting
  • Craves more of a stretch than the aver­age penis
  • Wants a prop­er pound­ing with some­thing broad
Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid silhouette
Left to right: Splendid, Aveo, Aveo

Splendid Large Measurements

  • Head diam­e­ter: 2.0”
  • Mid-​shaft diam­e­ter: 1.9”
  • Total length: 8”
  • Usable length: 7.5”
I’d suggest the Uberrime Splendid for someone who:
  • Wants their dil­dos to look more art­sy and less representational
  • Cares more about inter­nal pres­sure than friction
  • Loves the slight "pop­ping" sen­sa­tion of a fat cock head against their walls
  • Craves more of a stretch than the aver­age penis
  • Wants a prop­er pound­ing with some­thing broad

Either way, the gloss and shim­mer empha­size the veins — whether you want them to look engorged or abstracted.

Close-up of Uberime Aveo girthy dual-density dildos

Other Fantastic Uberrime Favorites

Maybe nei­ther the Splendid nor the Aveo is for you. (I'm par­tial to the Aptus, but that's because it was lit­er­al­ly made for me and my preferences!)

Uberrime Night King and Aptus long dildos for cervix massage
Top to bot­tom: Night King, my hand, Aptus
Among other Uberrime dildos to consider are the following:

Night King is all about the tex­tures against my walls — it will absolute­ly force an orgasm out of me if I want a next-​level rugged ride.

Uberrime Divo large textured dildo with bunched foreskin
Uberrime Divo Large tex­tured dil­do with foreskin

Divo Large is also big — 1.9" across the head — with bunched-​up fore­skin and grit­ty tex­tures galore.

Aptus pro­vides a more focused and refined cervix mas­sage, slip­ping into my deep­er pock­ets with ease and just enough resis­tance. It also has some skin-​like tac­tile sen­sa­tion on the shaft and can grind on my clit.

The Uberrime Aptus silicone realistic dildo and L'Acier Capo stainless steel dildo both have that lovely, lovely cervix-massaging tilt.
Top to bot­tom: Uberrime Aptus and L'Acier Capo

The Aqua-​King also has a thick double-​crowned head but is more of a mer­man dil­do than a human one. Still, its head shape fits behind my cervix even bet­ter — noth­ing short of hyp­not­ic and trance-​inducing, despite the all-​over single-​density firmness.

Where to Shop Uberrime Dildos

Get Uberrime Dildos off the shelf at SheVibe or Peepshow Toys, or get cus­tom col­or pours direct­ly from the mak­er!

Uberrime Aveo dildo bases with swirled pigments
Uberrime pig­ment mar­bling at the base

Take 10% off when you use coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHE at Peepshow Toys.


This post was spon­sored! The writ­ing and opin­ions expressed here are my own.


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