The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven.

I’d clutch it hissing, “PRECIOUS” if anyone tried to take it.

Because, if you love texture and cervix stimulation, this silicone dildo is the fucking truth.

You see that gradual but pronounced curve? There’s no ignoring how easily, effortlessly the curve and girth massage my posterior fornix (also known as the PFE or Deep Spot). It brings out my favorite kind of orgasm: the cervical orgasm. Deep, full-bodied, expansively buildable, and full of spellbinding heart-eyes-emoji magic.

In this review:

• How does the Night King look?
• How does the Night King feel?
• Textures and G-spot stimulation
• Cervix stimulation with the Night King

The hardness brings out the Night King‘s best features: the textures against my G-spot, and the curve against my cervix.

How does the Uberrime Night King look?

Every aspect of the Uberrime Night King‘s design is impeccable. The Game of Thrones-inspired color palette synergizes. And if seeing it from afar wasn’t enough, the inky Nebula Blue in the bottom half has fine purple glitter dust mixed in.

My Night King’s tightly structured, ribbon-like marbling on the bottom half looks deliberate.

Nowadays, you can get it in whatever color combo you want — one of the many reasons I love Uberrime — but the original color palette holds a special place in my heart.

How does the Night King feel?

The Night King I have is moderately firm (Shore 10A). It’s firm by fantasy dildo standards but springy by mine. You can customize yours, but I wouldn’t have asked for anything much firmer. The hardness brings out the Night King‘s best features: the textures against my G-spot, and the curve against my cervix.

For me … the most potent magic happens when you go deeper. Amid the ribbing gripping my walls and the double-crowned head bashing my ceiling, I’m weak at the knees.

Textures and G-spot stimulation

The Uberrime Night King has textures galore! Its head is double-crowned, giving it a satisfying pop during shallow penetration when I jiggle it against my G-spot.

On the side that the curve faces, there’s vertical and diagonal texture on the shaft. It wibbles and wobbles into more horizontal ripples as you turn the dildo. This works out perfectly for me— I like big ripples with spacing between, as well as verticals and diagonals I can twist.

You can also rub the textures against whatever junk you have. The extra long shaft can bend to stimulate the clitoris while thrusting, to wrap around a penis, and so on.

For me, though, the most potent magic happens when you go deeper.

Cervix stimulation with the Night King

You see that gradual but pronounced curve? There’s no ignoring how easily, effortlessly the curve and girth massage my posterior fornix (also known as the PFE or Deep Spot). It brings out my favorite kind of orgasm: the cervical orgasm. Deep, full-bodied, expansively buildable, and full of spellbinding heart-eyes-emoji magic.

Amid the ribbing gripping my walls and the double-crowned head bashing my ceiling, I’m weak at the knees.

Some days, when I needed a big boost to reach the climax, it would take forever with another toy, but then I’d cum nearly instantly on the Uberrime Night King.

It’s not often that a new toy makes my cervix feel this loved, raising my standards.

Vixen Creations’ Johnny used to be among my favorites, until Uberrime’s Night King and Maxime came along, both usurping its throne.

Johnny, Night King, and Maxime all share features that I adore:

• the gradual curve
• the girth for added intensity
• the firmness to thrust with precision
• the softness to bash against my cervix to my heart’s delight

…and then some. I’m head-over-heels in love.

Want the same size but in a realistic dildo form? See my new Uberrime Aptus review!

Get the Uberrime Night King direct from the maker — customize your colors and firmness or get one off the shelf!

Marco takes pride and pleasure in his work, and it shows. The end products live up to the brand’s name, Uberrime: Latin for luxury, abundance, and/or fruitfully copious.

I rather enjoy sculpting, playing with colors and abstract shapes and combinations … There is a deep sense of gratification in hand making and I strive to become better, explore, and expand with each and every toy I make.