Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo

The Uberrime Night King dil­do feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven.

I'd clutch it hiss­ing, "PRECIOUS" if any­one tried to take it.

Because, if you love tex­ture and cervix stim­u­la­tion, this sil­i­cone dil­do is the fuck­ing truth.

You see that grad­ual but pro­nounced curve? There's no ignor­ing how eas­i­ly, effort­less­ly the curve and girth mas­sage my pos­te­ri­or fornix (also known as the PFE or Deep Spot). It brings out my favorite kind of orgasm: the cer­vi­cal orgasm. Deep, full-​bodied, expan­sive­ly build­able, and full of spell­bind­ing heart-​eyes-​emoji magic.

In this review:

• How does the Night King look?
• How does the Night King feel?
• Textures and G‑spot stimulation
• Cervix stim­u­la­tion with the Night King

The hard­ness brings out the Night King's best fea­tures: the tex­tures against my G‑spot, and the curve against my cervix.

How does the Uberrime Night King look?

Every aspect of the Uberrime Night King's design is impec­ca­ble. The Game of Thrones-​inspired col­or palette syn­er­gizes. And if see­ing it from afar wasn't enough, the inky Nebula Blue in the bot­tom half has fine pur­ple glit­ter dust mixed in.

My Night King's tight­ly struc­tured, ribbon-​like mar­bling on the bot­tom half looks deliberate.

Nowadays, you can get it in what­ev­er col­or com­bo you want — one of the many rea­sons I love Uberrime — but the orig­i­nal col­or palette holds a spe­cial place in my heart.

How does the Night King feel?

The Night King I have is mod­er­ate­ly firm (Shore 10A). It's firm by fan­ta­sy dil­do stan­dards but springy by mine. You can cus­tomize yours, but I wouldn't have asked for any­thing much firmer. The hard­ness brings out the Night King's best fea­tures: the tex­tures against my G‑spot, and the curve against my cervix.

For me … the most potent mag­ic hap­pens when you go deep­er. Amid the rib­bing grip­ping my walls and the double-​crowned head bash­ing my ceil­ing, I'm weak at the knees.

Textures and G‑spot stimulation

The Uberrime Night King has tex­tures galore! Its head is double-​crowned, giv­ing it a sat­is­fy­ing pop dur­ing shal­low pen­e­tra­tion when I jig­gle it against my G‑spot.

On the side that the curve faces, there's ver­ti­cal and diag­o­nal tex­ture on the shaft. It wib­bles and wob­bles into more hor­i­zon­tal rip­ples as you turn the dil­do. This works out per­fect­ly for me— I like big rip­ples with spac­ing between, as well as ver­ti­cals and diag­o­nals I can twist.

You can also rub the tex­tures against what­ev­er junk you have. The extra long shaft can bend to stim­u­late the cli­toris while thrust­ing, to wrap around a penis, and so on.

For me, though, the most potent mag­ic hap­pens when you go deeper.

Cervix stimulation with the Night King

You see that grad­ual but pro­nounced curve? There's no ignor­ing how eas­i­ly, effort­less­ly the curve and girth mas­sage my pos­te­ri­or fornix (also known as the PFE or Deep Spot). It brings out my favorite kind of orgasm: the cer­vi­cal orgasm. Deep, full-​bodied, expan­sive­ly build­able, and full of spell­bind­ing heart-​eyes-​emoji magic.

Amid the rib­bing grip­ping my walls and the double-​crowned head bash­ing my ceil­ing, I'm weak at the knees.

Some days, when I need­ed a big boost to reach the cli­max, it would take for­ev­er with anoth­er toy, but then I'd cum near­ly instant­ly on the Uberrime Night King.

It's not often that a new toy makes my cervix feel this loved, rais­ing my standards.

Vixen Creations' Johnny used to be among my favorites, until Uberrime's Night King and Maxime came along, both usurp­ing its throne.

Johnny, Night King, and Maxime all share fea­tures that I adore:

• the grad­ual curve
• the girth for added intensity
• the firm­ness to thrust with precision
• the soft­ness to bash against my cervix to my heart's delight

…and then some. I'm head-​over-​heels in love.

Want the same size but in a real­is­tic dil­do form? See my new Uberrime Aptus review!

You can get the Uberrime Night King direct from the mak­er or from Peepshow Toys.

Take 10% off sitewide at Peepshow Toys with coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHE — or cus­tomize your col­ors and firm­ness! Many of my oth­er favorite shops also car­ry the Night King, each with dif­fer­ent col­or combinations.

Marco takes pride and plea­sure in his work, and it shows. The end prod­ucts live up to the brand's name, Uberrime: Latin for lux­u­ry, abun­dance, and/​or fruit­ful­ly copious.

I rather enjoy sculpt­ing, play­ing with col­ors and abstract shapes and com­bi­na­tions … There is a deep sense of grat­i­fi­ca­tion in hand mak­ing and I strive to become bet­ter, explore, and expand with each and every toy I make.