Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G‑spot sex toys, A‑spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you'll definitely know!
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 18, 2025
Microdosing Botticelli's Venus by wearing this shell-shaped Bluetooth panty vibrator. Honey Play Box's Pearl 2 is one of the cutest remote control vibrators I've ever tried — complete with iridescent pearly pink pigment mixed into the white silicone. It…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 11, 2025
Warming up to the warming and cooling We-Vibe Temp was a wild ride. "Why, though?" I thought the first time I saw it at a trade show — but in a matter of minutes, actually using it, my mental filing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 6, 2025
VeDO's Quiver Plus vibrator is exactly my type: long and lean for diving deep. It's everything I love in a toy. Perhaps most notably, its fully silicone body measures about 9" in total length and 1.25" in maximum diameter — bold…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2025
Meet the clitoral vibrator that ruined hundreds of other micro compact massagers for this sex toy reviewer. My friend's jaw dropped when I showed him my Crave Duet Classic: It's perfect for me and so worth the luxury price…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2025
Oh my gosh, b‑Vibe absolutely nailed the density of a dick tip in its Slipskin realistic dildo line. I'd go so far as to say it does it even better than the brand it's a dupe for, at a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 30, 2025
For anyone who wants to fuck a twenty-pound titty. Luna by MRLdoll was truly like nothing my friend and I ever fucked before — this (purported) hyper-realistic ass sex doll jiggled like flesh with every thrust, spank, and grab. “People…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 1, 2025
Three girthy Goliaths vs. my gorilla grip — and what they tell us about sex toy industry trends. Huge dildos are getting the glory they deserve. While arguably still kinky, they don't carry as much stigma as they used…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2025
And I haven't stopped thinking about it. Squarepegtoys' Nathan 1X dildo reminded me so much of my friend's dick that I just had to have another one — this time in a different color and firmness. I've lost count…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 19, 2025 · Last modified December 2, 2025
Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please! We'll start with the ones you're probably most familiar with and expand to other options that offer more frills…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 1, 2025 · Last modified June 10, 2025
SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We're making vanilla a spice again with dildos I wish I had found sooner — the frill-free, steadfast staples that: These slick penetration picks hold a special…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 19, 2025 · Last modified December 8, 2025
PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me. Its nearly ten-inch reach pleases my cervix and electrifies the nerve network connecting to the heart. (Vagus, baby!) Profound…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 20, 2025
I never don't want to bludgeon my womb. Three goonable glass glandes go head-to-head here — not only aesthetically enchanting in how they refract light, but also prime specimens for spelunking and splitting my lips apart. Go deep, from the…