Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G‑spot sex toys, A‑spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you'll definitely know!
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2024 · Last modified November 15, 2024
“I felt like I fucked a pussy for an hour nonstop,” my friend said after testing the Cupsland Twirl stroker. He gave it an 8/10 for realism and overall didn’t know “what he was expecting, but this toy exceeded that.”
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 10, 2024
Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you're looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete with sliding skin or movable balls for a more immersive feel, you're in the right place. I've rated these…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 26, 2024
It's no mystery why petite lipstick-style vibrators are popular. All that adds up when marketing to a younger audience in a recession. Such shoppers might: And a compact bullet like the Surreal is perfect for that.
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2024
Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos. The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe. Raise your spirits with some spine-tingling silicone. Creature Cocks Tower of Doom Skull Dildo Review Calling the most hardcore texture sluts…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 9, 2024
“Why is this showerhead $120, and what can it do that a cheaper showerhead can’t?” I scoffed at first. Then, it only took a few days for the Womanizer Wave to spoil my sensibilities. The Wave showerhead by Womanizer…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 7, 2024
Silky G‑spot massagers make multi-talented crowd-wowers — when they're done right: Every body is a little different, but Mirage's versatile vibe is quite the standout generalist. Sose's Opal and Caress clitoral vibrators, meanwhile, were forgettable buzz buddies. Get the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2, 2024
Dear Maia Toys, I see you're trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim's success — presenting your Nala wand as a closely rumbly and far more affordable alternative. And damn, your product, timing, and pricing are all…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2024
Cervical and G‑spot orgasms are nearly effortless for me with the Capo stainless steel dildo by L’Acier. It’s precisely my type for deep dicking, with a gentle curve for front wall massage and a swooping head for slipping behind…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 27, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
"Dude, I'm so fucking horny I came like instantly upon slipping in a pussy plug," I texted my friend. Ever since the iconic LuzArte Jollet — a single-humped dildo designed to fill the vagina and tesselate with the G‑spot's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 24, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
Slick, smooth, sublime sensations for my slit and cervix. I love it deep, and I was enchanted when Luscious Playthings customized this glass dildo to my specifications for stroking my deepest spots: I just wanted effortless cervical orgasms. I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
I’ve waited for the Doxy Die Cast Rechargeable for so long. Full-sized head for seismic, vulva-convulsing, internal clit-rattling vibrations. Cordless for going from date night to “pleasure torture” play night — with just the press of a button. No nearby…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 15, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
Upon turning on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” It immediately emanated a deep, resonant purr, evoking a friend's “holy shit” reaction, even at the first setting. Throbbing. Thrumming. Imagine you’re at a music…