Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G‑spot sex toys, A‑spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you'll definitely know!
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2025
Oh my gosh, b‑Vibe absolutely nailed the density of a dick tip in its Slipskin realistic dildo line. I'd go so far as to say it does it even better than the brand it's a dupe for, at a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 30, 2025
For anyone who wants to fuck a twenty-pound titty. Luna by MRLdoll was truly like nothing my friend and I ever fucked before — this (purported) hyper-realistic ass sex doll jiggled like flesh with every thrust, spank, and grab. “People…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 1, 2025
Three girthy Goliaths vs. my gorilla grip — and what they tell us about sex toy industry trends. Huge dildos are getting the glory they deserve. While arguably still kinky, they don't carry as much stigma as they used…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2025
And I haven't stopped thinking about it. Squarepegtoys' Nathan 1X dildo reminded me so much of my friend's dick that I just had to have another one — this time in a different color and firmness. I've lost count…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 19, 2025 · Last modified September 6, 2025
Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please! We'll start with the ones you're probably most familiar with and expand to other options that offer more frills…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 1, 2025 · Last modified June 10, 2025
SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We're making vanilla a spice again with dildos I wish I had found sooner — the frill-free, steadfast staples that: These slick penetration picks hold a special…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 19, 2025 · Last modified May 31, 2025
PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me. Its nearly ten-inch reach pleases my cervix and electrifies the nerve network connecting to the heart. (Vagus, baby!) Profound…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 20, 2025
I never don't want to bludgeon my womb. Three goonable glass glandes go head-to-head here — not only aesthetically enchanting in how they refract light, but also prime specimens for spelunking and splitting my lips apart. Go deep, from the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2025
Once upon a time, the iconic VixSkin Mustang set the standard for a crowd-wowing cock. It “simply doesn't need more reviews,” wrote an affiliate program manager; Vixen Creations achieved adult novelty hall of fame status. Vixen Creations' VixSkin Mustang…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2025
For when “Oh noooo, is it going to fit?” isn't just teasing dirty talk. If you're feeling intimidation with penetration, you have options, including dilator kits. Think of these sets as the no-frill form of dildos, with gradually increasing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2025
Meet Lewis, Velvet Thruster's thick, curved, uncut cock attachment for front-wall bliss — one of the most versatile realistic thruster attachments in their lineup. Pop it atop the Velvet Prime for up to 136 thrusts per minute — long,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 7, 2025
“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien's first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo features not one, not two, but three tiers of out-of-this-world ribbing and pearling. They lock into place along my…