Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G‑spot sex toys, A‑spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you'll definitely know!
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 17, 2024 · Last modified December 20, 2024
I love a tongue at my cunt's entrance, circling and swirling all 360 degrees. While gyrating massagers are nothing new, it's not often I try one in the shallowest part of my pussy. And why not? It's one of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2024
FROM FERAL TO DOCILE AND BACK TO FERAL AGAIN (AND AGAIN). If you want to be stuffed to the brim, any of Dee's Big Daddies can remix your guts. Both Diedrich and Duncan by Dee's Big Daddies tower over a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2, 2024
My first time testing these vibrators went by quickly, but not for the reason I expected. I came within seconds on Elatia, feeling it flex on my walls. The climaxes showed no signs of stopping as long as the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2024 · Last modified November 15, 2024
“I felt like I fucked a pussy for an hour nonstop,” my friend said after testing the Cupsland Twirl stroker. He gave it an 8/10 for realism and overall didn’t know “what he was expecting, but this toy exceeded that.”
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 10, 2024
Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you're looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete with sliding skin or movable balls for a more immersive feel, you're in the right place. I've rated these…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 26, 2024
It's no mystery why petite lipstick-style vibrators are popular. All that adds up when marketing to a younger audience in a recession. Such shoppers might: And a compact bullet like the Surreal is perfect for that.
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2024
Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos. The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe. Raise your spirits with some spine-tingling silicone. Creature Cocks Tower of Doom Skull Dildo Review Calling the most hardcore texture sluts…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 9, 2024
“Why is this showerhead $120, and what can it do that a cheaper showerhead can’t?” I scoffed at first. Then, it only took a few days for the Womanizer Wave to spoil my sensibilities. The Wave showerhead by Womanizer…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 7, 2024
Silky G‑spot massagers make multi-talented crowd-wowers — when they're done right: Every body is a little different, but Mirage's versatile vibe is quite the standout generalist. Sose's Opal and Caress clitoral vibrators, meanwhile, were forgettable buzz buddies. Get the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2, 2024
Dear Maia Toys, I see you're trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim's success — presenting your Nala wand as a closely rumbly and far more affordable alternative. And damn, your product, timing, and pricing are all…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2024
Cervical and G‑spot orgasms are nearly effortless for me with the Capo stainless steel dildo by L’Acier. It’s precisely my type for deep dicking, with a gentle curve for front wall massage and a swooping head for slipping behind…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 27, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
"Dude, I'm so fucking horny I came like instantly upon slipping in a pussy plug," I texted my friend. Ever since the iconic LuzArte Jollet — a single-humped dildo designed to fill the vagina and tesselate with the G‑spot's…