Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail

If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a pen­chant for cer­vi­cal orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pil­low near­by to snug­gle after­ward. I also sug­gest obtain­ing a hot piz­za of your favorite kind before masturbating.

Because, once my libido was sati­at­ed and my fin­ger­nails were done threat­en­ing to rip apart every­thing around me, I felt human­ly urges of all oth­er sorts. I was hun­gry AF, ready for water, and one with the bed.

The fact that I used it first thing in the morn­ing before writ­ing this was prob­a­bly a fac­tor. Regardless, don't use the Cybersaur when there's no food or com­fort­able fur­ni­ture around. Or pil­lows to smoth­er the scream­ing, for that matter.

I adopt­ed the Frisky Beast Cybersaur (a.k.a. Mechanical Animal 3.0) from Lunabelle of Ninja Sexology while I was at Woodhull. This par­tic­u­lar Cybersaur's col­or isn't exact­ly the most pho­to­genic, but its length and tapered girth called out to me: 10 inch­es long, with a pointy tip slop­ing into a 9" circumference.

That's 2.86 inch­es wide. For com­par­i­son, the max girth of a soda can is 2.6" wide. Not just the top face.

How the Cybersaur feels in use

"Hold up," some of you are think­ing, "The Cybersaur's tip is quite cen­tered, so wouldn't that hurt your cervix?"

Indeed, the not-​quite-​as-​massive Tantus Ringo plug proved too aggres­sive for my cervix. However, even Tantus's Super Soft Silicone is firm by fan­ta­sy dil­do standards.

While I could eas­i­ly fold my stand­ing Cybersaur's shaft in half by push­ing it, the Ringo only bends at the slen­der tip. To be frank, I can bare­ly sense the Cybersaur's fan­ta­sy tex­tures because of the squish. Plus, the inten­si­ty of the deep stretch­ing masks any­thing I feel on the surface.

Luckily, Frisky Beast's /​ Twin Tail Creations' flex­i­bil­i­ty and gen­tle curve allow the Cybersaur to eas­i­ly bend out of my cervix's way. It doesn't hit my cervix direct­ly but slides behind it. That's where the mag­ic happens.

Using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur is a stretch. Painfully and lit­er­al­ly so. But in about two min­utes of gen­tly thrust­ing, my vagi­na hap­pi­ly accepts it due to the taper­ing. And in two more min­utes, my boyfriend hands me a pil­low to scream into. The walls are thin here.

Cybersaur vs. other fat toys in my collection

Unlike when using the Randy, I'm not so over­whelmed that I sound like I'm giv­ing birth. The Cybersaur is much squishi­er and more yield­ing when I clench around it. But it gives my pelvic floor mus­cles some­thing to play with: a stretch that's delight­ful to squeeze. To feel the changes in pres­sure as I contract.

The sloped girth also makes it more fun to use long thrusts with, while the Randy is more for sta­tion­ary jig­gling. I can always com­fort­ably take just the Cybersaur's tip if I please. Randy's blunt­ness is more abra­sive to my ure­thra and feels com­par­a­tive­ly all-or-nothing.

And there's mild cervix stim­u­la­tion with the Cybersaur, but not spe­cial­ly tar­get­ed like with the Uberrime Night King. There's a lot more inter­nal cli­toral pres­sure, and just a lit­tle pres­sure against my cervix. The orgasm has the sheer inten­si­ty of using a girthy toy, but the soft and flut­tery heart-​eyes-​emoji feel­ing of deep pen­e­tra­tion. It's like a potent cock­tail of most­ly dopamine and some oxytocin.

Overall feelings on the Frisky Beast Cybersaur

In my hier­ar­chy of rad sex toys, there are the toys that are effi­cient at their job, toys that I'd buy again ASAP if I lost my col­lec­tion, and toys that I'd want to be buried with. The Cybersaur is 100% in the top tier. Once my par­ents' gen­er­a­tion dies off, I'd hap­pi­ly write add to my liv­ing will that I want to be buried with my Cybersaur.

I know I don't review dil­dos that often, and there are three pri­ma­ry rea­sons for that. For one, I use exter­nal vibra­tors more often for the con­ve­nience. I don't have to take my under­wear off or wash the vag gunk from a large sur­face. The sec­ond rea­son is that fat, but short or aver­age dil­dos are far more abun­dant on the mar­ket, but dil­dos with length are more nat­ur­al to aim and real­ly make my cervix sing.

Finally, the biggest rea­son is that it's hard to imag­ine any­thing top­ping the dil­dos I cher­ish. The Cybersaur is per­fect for what it is. I wouldn't change any­thing about it.

Where to get the Cybersaur (or other similar toys)

Twin Tail Creations now man­ages Frisky Beast. All of their prod­ucts are made of hand-​poured sil­i­cone, so the Cybersaur isn't always avail­able. In fact, it's archived and one of the harder-​to-​find products.

According to the Twin Tail Creations web­site, prod­ucts in the Frisky Beast archives are "not cus­tom order­able, but we'll peri­od­i­cal­ly drop ready­made arti­san cre­ations in the FBC inven­to­ry, for you to grab." I sug­gest nudg­ing them and let­ting them know that the Cybersaur is in demand. Keep your eyes peeled.

In the mean­time, if your pref­er­ences are sim­i­lar to mine, con­sid­er the Bad Dragon Pretzal or Winston's Tail in medi­um or large. (Shown below in "sig­na­ture" col­or schemes.) They're not the same as the Cybersaur but also offer tapered and squishy girth.