Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe Review & Comparison

Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again.

The most blatant difference between the Crave Vesper and Le Wand Necklace Vibe is that the Le Wand version can’t make me cum. While the two models look similar, Le Wand’s Necklace Vibrator fails to deliver three must-haves in a bullet-style massager.

Oh, and it’s more expensive than the original. That’s right: Le Wand charges more for their necklace vibrator while also lacking the very features that made the Crave Vesper successful:

• A strong enough motor to get me off
• A focused tip (which can compensate for lack of strength)
• Speed settings that feel good

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Vibrating bullet necklace strength comparison

Neither necklace vibrator’s intensity is anything to write home about — the Crave Vesper’s is about par with Tantus’s default bullet that sometimes comes with their toys — but at least the Vesper works for my clitoris. Hello, orgasms.

When I dip the Crave Vesper in water, the waves are distinct, and there’s even some splash. Its highest speed setting out of three is intense for its size, and its one pattern setting is zippy and still has plenty of oomph. Holding it against a hard table yields distinct taps. While “rumbly” is out of the question at 140, 188, and 226 Hz, it gets the job done.

Bearing that in mind, the Crave Vesper vibrating bullet’s discreet design makes it a prime candidate when traveling to countries where sex toys are illegal. (Even in places with no official statute against vibrators, vague anti-obscenity laws mean that your pleasure products might be confiscated at customs, depending on the officer’s personal standards of spiciness.)

Meanwhile, when reading the Le Wand Necklace Vibrator’s product page and seeing claims of “fabulous and fantastic vibrations” and “pulsating rumbles,” two words come to mind: “BITCH, WHERE?” There’s no rumble in sight. When I dip the Le Wand Necklace vibrator in water, there’s the dinkiest bit of rippling, even on the higher steady speed out of two.

You read that right: it retails for $99 at the regular price and has two steady speeds (188 and 196 Hz). Neither of the Le Wand Necklace Vibrator’s settings can bring me to orgasm. And if the continuous vibrations aren’t strong enough to make me cum, forget about the patterns.

Le Wand copying other sex toy companies’ designs

I’m disappointed but not surprised by how history has repeated itself. Le Wand fucked with perfection when it came to the following:

• Magic Wand Rechargeable vs. Le Wand Rechargeable
• Njoy Eleven vs. Le Wand Contour

In the former case, the Le Wand Rechargeable was buzzier while having more annoying controls. And in the latter, the njoy Eleven’s shape was different (read: better for my G-spot personally) and easier to thrust.

It would be a stretch to call the Crave Vesper perfection — its motor is no We-Vibe Tango or Je Joue bullet — but its size-to-strength ratio is satisfactory. Ti Chang gets points for creativity in designing the Crave Vesper vibrating bullet necklace; Le Wand HQ doesn’t.

Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Vibrator Necklace exteriors

Measurements and more

Beyond their motors, the differences between the Crave Vesper and the Le Wand Vibrator Necklace are subtle:

Bullet body

• The Crave Vesper’s vibrating bullet has a pointier tip and is slightly longer 
• The Crave Vesper’s nail-like head flares out more
• The hole to thread the Crave Vesper’s chain is more pronounced
• The Le Wand necklace vibrator bullet is marginally thicker, at 0.37” diameter instead of 0.33”

Chain

• The Crave Vesper has a cable chain, while the Le Wand Necklace Vibrator has a box chain style
• Both measure 26” long by default, but the Le Wand Necklace Vibrator also has loops to wear it at 28” or 30” long

Overall look

• The original Crave Vesper comes in three colors: silver, silver with a rose gold cap, and gold. That last version costs extra.
• Le Wand’s Necklace Vibrator comes in four colors, all of which cost the same: black, rose gold, gold, and silver.

Similarities

The following remains the same:

• One button controls all the settings
• The top screws and unscrews to allow USB charger access

So which vibrating bullet necklace one should you get?

You know my stance: I don’t love either vibrating jewelry design, but the Crave Vesper is better than the Le Wand Necklace Vibrator in almost every way.

There was one department where the Le Wand version used to supersede the Crave Vesper: the color options. Not anymore, though! Crave’s Vesper 2.0 is now out!

A new contender: Lovehoney’s Dare Discreet Necklace Vibrator

Lovehoney also has their own version of a necklace vibrator: the Dare Discreet. It’s a tad more powerful but way buzzier. Most importantly, yes, it can make me cum.

Lovehoney’s necklace vibrator features about the same overall measurements and screw-top charging port. Externally, the main differences are:

• It has a more stylized, swooping loop at the top
• Its button is silicone rather than metal
• It’s rounded at the tip, like that of the Le Wand Necklace vibrator

If you love how it looks, get the Lovehoney Dare Discreet Necklace.

Closing thoughts on wearable necklace vibrators

Overall, I strongly prefer the Crave Vesper’s more tapered tip — and wish more vibrator necklace makers would double down on pinpoint stimulation.

In the meantime, it’s what’s inside a vibrator that counts. The Crave Vesper bullet necklace vibrator, even in its original form, is far superior in feel.

Even if someone really eagerly wanted a rose gold vibrating bullet necklace, why would I recommend the Le Wand Necklace Vibrator — one that can’t make me orgasm? You deserve better.

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