Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review

What did I get myself into this time?
Bondage kit with flogger, blindfold, and ball gag

My nip­ples are super recep­tive to plea­sure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instant­ly. It’s that obvious.

Meanwhile, I’ve learned that cli­toral tor­ture — in the masochis­tic sense — isn’t for me.

And “I didn’t like it on my clit, but I liked it on my nip­ples” would be a sugar-​coated cop-​out if I were review­ing a vibra­tor. In the con­text of kink toys, though, I think that’s a legit­i­mate sell­ing point.

Clitoral massager, nipple suckers, and beaded clamps

Funzze’s 10-​piece clit tor­ture kit con­tains some bondage basics and some not-so-basics:

  • A 2‑in‑1 pin­point vibra­tor and air pulse massager
  • 2 twist­ing pumps
  • A sil­i­cone ball gag
  • A leather blindfold
  • Labia spread­er straps and clamps
  • Two side-​on clamps
  • A forked mini flogger

If you’re new to sen­sa­tion play, con­sid­er mix­ing plea­sure and pain!

Bondage ball gag, flogger, blindfold

Let’s walk through what each com­po­nent of this bondage kit is for, start­ing with the massager.



Air pulse massager and pinpoint clitoral stimulator combination

2-In-1 Pinpoint Clitoral Stimulator

Consider this toy the “lite” ver­sion of two heavy-​hitting innovators:

Pinpoint Vibrations

While Funzze’s white-​label ver­sion is not as sharp or strong as a Zumio, it’s still stroooong. The motor alone would be B‑tier if it were any oth­er shape, but the nar­row, hard ABS plas­tic tip takes the inten­si­ty to A‑tier for the price. Vibrations trans­fer well through the material.

Affordable Zumio knock-off pinpoint clitoral massager

My pin­point princess of a clit cli­max­es quick­ly with it and even finds it a bit much if there’s direct fric­tion. I gen­er­al­ly stay over the hood for a rea­son. If you need next-​level inten­si­ty, though, con­sid­er that it was active­ly chal­leng­ing to try the orig­i­nal Zumio X past the 4th set­ting out of 8, and I’m grate­ful there have been oth­er, more refined mod­els since.

And yes, you can get Funzze’s pin­point stim­u­la­tor and air pulse mas­sager as a stand­alone toy, so if you’re not into all the kinky extras, it’s great for those on a bud­get. It has 3 steady speeds and 4 pat­terns, all of which I find con­sis­tent enough to enjoy for edging.

Also, it’s splashproof—fine for use in the show­er, but I wouldn’t rec­om­mend dip­ping it in water.

Silicone pinpoint clitoral vibrator attachments

Air Pulses

The air pulse end is gen­tle, com­pa­ra­ble to about 3.5 out of the Womanizer Premium 2’s 14 inten­si­ties. That might leave some­thing to be desired if you need ample vroom.

On the flip side, the Funzze ver­sion has 7 speed set­tings for small incre­ments — ide­al for sen­si­tive clits and enough to get the job done for me on the third option.

For the price, it’s a fine intro­duc­tion to the air pulse cat­e­go­ry. Just know that there are plen­ty of more pow­er­ful options out there.

Purple pinpoint clitoral massager with silicone attachments

Specifications

PINPOINT END
  • ABS plas­tic
  • 0.2” max­i­mum diameter
  • 3 steady speeds, 4 patterns
  • 2 sil­i­cone attach­ments included 
    • One 0.5” wide — and I find it useless
    • One with sharp­er edges for a lighter touch but more focus

TL;DR Overall, this toy is decent­ly rumbly for the price — and pin­point enough for me to say the explo­ration kit is worth it as a small gift box.

AIR PULSE END
  • Silicone noz­zle
  • 0.5” wide x 0.5” deep opening
  • 7 steady speeds
  • Goes up to a 3.5 out of 14 com­pared to the Womanizer Premium 2

TL;DR Gentle, suit­able for those with sen­si­tive clits (that includes me). I would not rec­om­mend this side to those who need sub­stan­tial inten­si­ty — but that’s okay because there are plen­ty of oth­er sen­sa­tions in this box!

What Else Is Included?

And would I put it on my clit?

nipple clamps and twisting suckers

I almost start­ed relist­ing the items one by one and label­ing which ones I would or wouldn’t use for cli­toral tor­ture — before real­iz­ing it would be futile because I wouldn’t put any­thing else from this kit on my clit.

Here’s how I would sug­gest using them.

Try These on Your Nipples

Acrylic suckers/​pumps

Twist the top until the pis­ton is screwed down, place it against the skin to form a seal, then twist back the way it was before to move the pis­ton up. Flick it if you wish.

metal alligator-style nipple clamps with PVC tips for cushioning
“Labia spreader” clips

These are alligator-​style clamps with PVC-​covered tips, which I find a sil­ly choice to adver­tise for use on the vul­va because the mate­r­i­al is porous. It would have been much more hygien­ic to use sil­i­cone. As nip­ple clamps, though, they’re adjustable thanks to the screws on the sides.

labia spreading clips and straps
Beaded slide-​on clamps

Pair them with some crotch­less panties with faux pearls to match.

Everything Else

The ball gag

It's breath­able and made from body-​safe sil­i­cone, so I have no com­plaints! Keep drool­ing. It can be adjust­ed from 14” to 20”.

nipple clamps, suckers, ball gag
blindfold

This one has a Velcro-​like clo­sure strap and can wrap up to 25”. Use it to build up antic­i­pa­tion and height­en sen­sa­tions when the receiv­ing par­ty doesn’t know what to expect.

The forked flogger

It's decid­ed­ly stingy, with about 6.5” long nar­row ten­drils. You cer­tain­ly could use it on someone’s clit, inner thighs, or bum. Since it’s porous and made of polyurethane leather, be mind­ful of poten­tial flu­id trans­fer. Consider using it over pants if you’re spank­ing someone’s clit.

flogger, ball gag, blindfold bondage kit

Closing Thoughts

While some items in the kit may not be suit­able for cli­toral play, they can be used in oth­er ways to enhance your erot­ic experiences.

The 2‑in‑1 pin­point stim­u­la­tor and air pulse mas­sager is the star of the show, with its dense­ly packed vibra­tion sen­sa­tion — but the clamps, pumps, and bondage gear ampli­fy the sen­so­ry play pos­si­bil­i­ties for about the same price as din­ner out for 2.

BDSM bondage kit

This post was spon­sored! The writ­ing and opin­ions expressed here are my own.


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2 Responses

  1. Andie says:

    Hello Cy! Have you ever tried the Uberrime Maxime? Felicity from Phallophilereviews says on her page that it's the best dual den­si­ty dil­do she's tried for g spot pres­sure, but I'm still not so sure about it. I haven't been able to find any oth­er reviews of the new ver­sions, so I was won­der­ing if I could have your input. Thank you!

    • I haven't tried that one, but am inclined to agree with her based on the shape and my expe­ri­ences with oth­er thick Uberrime toys. I could look into get­ting one for a review?

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