Uberrime Uberron & Uberous Review: Huge Silicone Dildos!

When I rec­om­mend­ed these big bad­dies in my mega-​guide to fist­ing & huge dil­dos, read­ers want­ed to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both pro­fuse phalluses:

  • Tower next to soda cans in pictures
  • Are far thick­er at the base than my fold­ed hand
  • Have juicy, glossy, round­ed heads — they ain't for the faint
Uberrime Uberous Large huge dildo in hand
Uberrime Uberrous Large (Slushy Blue swatch) in my hand for size comparison

Since these volup­tuous mod­els have sim­i­lar names, let's clar­i­fy which one is which!

  • Uberous is the big, juicy, glossy, veiny, semi-​realistic dil­do with balls
  • Uberron is a longer, slight­ly lean­er coun­ter­part with­out balls
  • Ūber, the root word, means “fruit­ful, pro­duc­tive, copi­ous” in Latin
  • Uberrime Dildos is the stu­dio that makes these toys

(I feel like I just typed a song name, fol­lowed by “Avicii Remix on True: Avicii by Avicii.”)

On paper, both dil­dos delight in stretch­ing. In prac­tice, I per­son­al­ly like the Uberous (the one with balls) more than the other.

Uberrime Uberron in NOLA purple and Uberous in Slushy Blue
Uberrime Uberron (NOLA Purple swatch) and Uberous Large (Slushy Blue)

Uberrime Uberous Large Dildo Review

The Uberrime Uberous offers both a stretch and a work­out — because I want to clench and crush the fuck out of this dildo.

It was love at first thrust:

  • The girth alone dri­ves me wild
  • It's tapered and slight­ly tilts forward
  • The sharp corona's edge digs at the front wall
  • The Uberous's balls are easy to grab and guide
  • Most of the length dis­ap­pears inside me, going in deep

Perhaps Uberous's most strik­ing fea­ture — besides the size — was the con­trast between the shaft and head's flar­ing coro­na. Its out­line both bashed my A‑spot and pulled on my G‑spot.

Measurements

How does my wall-​bashing Uberrrime Uberous mea­sure up physically?

Uberrime Uberous semi-realistic dildo in Slushy Blue
  • 8" total length
  • 6.75” insertable length
  • 2.1” head diameter
  • 1.9” top shaft diameter
  • 2.6” bot­tom of shaft diameter
  • Soft but springy Shore 0050

In oth­er words:

  • The tip is about the diam­e­ter of the top of a stan­dard US soda can
  • It dips down in girth just under the head
  • Then, it tapers out to the diam­e­ter of a soda can's widest point

How Do I Feel About It?

Fhsjhdfgldfjgunngghhh, I love it!

Clench. Long breathy sighs, fur­rowed brows, glazed eyes, feel­ing like my body is melt­ed. Then, just a few back-​and-​forth slides before anoth­er effort­less orgasm blurs into the pre­vi­ous one.

Uberrime Uberron and Uberous base shapes — without vs. with balls
Uberron round base and Uberous base with balls

Are you thirst­ing to try the Uberous your­self? Get it from Uberrime Dildos — avail­able in three sizes.

My Uberrime Uberous is Shore 0050 sil­i­cone den­si­ty — which helps me savor the impos­ing head shape more than the super soft Shore 0030 option would have.

And if you want some­thing even more car­toon­ish? Check out Dee's Big Daddy Dallas XL, too!

Uberrime Uberron Dildo Review

Next up, Uberron by Uberrime is more tapered than Uberous, but that's only rel­a­tive­ly speak­ing. It's still a pret­ty blunt insertion!

Uberrime Uberron vs. Uberous giant semi-realistic silicone dildos
Uberrime Uberous and Uberron head shapes — the Uberous's head pro­trudes more sharply

Measurements

Uberron's mea­sure­ments are as follows:

  • 8.8” total length
  • 8” insertable length
  • 2.0” head diameter
  • 2.5” mid-​shaft diameter
  • 2.9” base of shaft diameter

These num­bers trans­late to a great warm-​up toy for some­one who:

  • Already loves large-​but-​still-​plausibly-​human-​sized dildos
  • Wants to step into straight-​up size roy­al­ty territory
  • Maybe intends on using it anal­ly to savor the full length

Personally, there's no way it's going in my butt — but you do you.

How I Love Using It

I tilt the Uberron so that:

  • The bot­tom half of my vagi­na gets a bii­i­ig stretch — where the inter­nal cli­toris is con­cen­trat­ed and packed with nerve endings
  • The Uberron's head is mas­sag­ing my back vagi­nal wall, along the per­ineal sponge and indi­rect­ly the anus
  • My exter­nal cli­toris feels the abun­dant shaft vein­ing slid­ing back and forth on it
Uberrime Uberron giant glossy dildo in hand
Uberrime Uberron glossy huge real­is­tic dil­do in NOLA Purple

And, hooooh, Uberron's vas­cu­la­ture is wild, pop­ping to the cusp of cartoonishness.

The “excess” length, even when not insert­ed all the way, is used for:

  • Aiming exact­ly where I want the head to go
  • External stim­u­la­tion along the cli­toral glans

Can you ride the Uberron? Certainly! Shore 0050 is squishy in soft-​to-​mid-​sized toys, but with a big, grad­u­al­ly tapered dil­do like the Uberron, it's more than dense enough to sup­port its shape while some­one sits on it.

And the ori­en­ta­tion node on the base makes it easy to iden­ti­fy by feel which way faces front — or to swiv­el your body while rid­ing it. You do you.

Uberron is a game-​changer for those start­ing to push boundaries.

Closing Thoughts

It's not for every­one, though. Uberron is ide­al for:

Uberrime Uberron vs. Uberous giant dildo head shapes comparison
Uberous vs. Uberron head shapes

If you love the girth but want a lit­tle more “oomph” from the head than the Uberron, your options include:

Randy's head is just a bit broad­er than the top of a soda can, and it's quite stout, mean­ing that you won't spend a pret­ty pen­ny if you don't care for much more length.

If you rather have more of a “han­dle” to work with or to reach deep­er and ride, though? Make big, bold orgasms an extreme sport with Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous Large dildos.


FURTHER READING:

Huge silicone dildos next to tall beverage can

This post was spon­sored! The writ­ing and opin­ions expressed here are my own.


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