Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments

Why do peo­ple reel upon hear­ing, “hot dog wrapped in a cin­na­mon bun” but drool at “cin­na­mon sug­ar corn dog”?

Words mat­ter; I appre­ci­ate a round of sil­ly (but not pedan­tic) seman­tics. That brings me to why I hes­i­tate to call the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand a wand.

At 3.7” long and 1.1” wide, it’s (to me) a bul­let with a thin neck. Its size puts it among the likes of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet and VeDO BAM. You can’t put the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand in a bul­let cav­i­ty, but its size is decid­ed­ly for focused stimulation.

As such, I don’t find “micro-​wand” to be a use­ful cat­e­go­ry. A tiny wand mas­sager sure is a cute nov­el­ty, though.

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Nomi Tang Pocket Wand features

The Nomi Tang Pocket Wand fea­tures one but­ton, a flex­i­ble neck, and a stout han­dle. It’s encap­su­lat­ed in silky sil­i­cone, with just the dain­ti­est metal­lic accent ring.

Take the Pocket Wand with you in the show­er for dis­creet play, if you wish; this tiny "wand" mas­sager is splashproof.

Long-​pressing the con­trol turns the vibra­tions on and off, while quick press­es cycle through the 7 set­tings. There are 3 steady speeds and 4 pat­terns. Of the rhythms, I find that only 2 of them stay at a high enough pow­er for long enough to be useful.

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What the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand comes with

The Nomi Tang Pocket Wand rests in a stur­dy, dis­creet box, with a logo read­ing “NT.” Aside from the wand mini-​vibrator itself, you also get:

• Two sil­i­cone attachments
• Pin-​style USB charg­ing cord (yes, you will have to stab the toy)
• Storage pouch
• The instruc­tion manual

One of the wand caps fea­tures two flut­tery “ears,” while the oth­er is a dain­ty insertable. It mea­sures about 2.5” long by 1.1” wide. Have some lube pre­pared to pop the tops onto the tiny "wand" massager's head — it’s a tight fit.

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My experience with the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand

This mini-​wand glo­ri­fied bul­let is respectably rumbly for the size. It makes a splash when dipped in water and spins while turned on in my hand. 

While it’s no wand — and I don’t expect it to be one — the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mea­sures up to plen­ty of vibra­tors in the insertable G‑spotter size class.

It’s also strong enough that the flut­ter­ing attach­ment can make me come. Then again, your thresh­old may vary. At the least, it feels deli­cious­ly zingy on one’s nipples.

I find the insertable attach­ment use­less since there’s not much of a defined head to push against my G‑spot. You do you, though. If you like small dil­dos and dila­tors, you might like this tiny "wand" massager.

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My verdict on the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand

Setting aside the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand’s shape, it (to me) is a bit­ty bul­let that packs a punch. And I appre­ci­ate the addi­tion of the dual-​pronged attach­ment. Between that and the splash­ing vibra­tions for $39.90, it’s hard to find much to com­plain about.

Get the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand. Discreetly take this tiny "wand" mas­sager with you when trav­el­ing — or place it in plain sight in a doll’s hands and call it a karaoke mic.

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This post was spon­sored. Opinions expressed are my own.