This imposing monstrosity is ready to raid your cave.

Thexomite‘s “small” size, standing 7.5″ tall and 2.25″ wide, is amply armored for appeasing the otherwise insatiable. Its stacked plates are only for the most daring cave spelunkers, eager to have their insides beat the fuck up.

[Its] gasp-inducing profile features a firm, formidable curve; a defined edge around the corona; and absolute overload for the walls.

Could I handle the “medium” option after all the cocks and hands that have been inside me? Maybe if it was squishier or had a tapered tip.

But subtlety isn’t what KinkyPop Toys tries to do with their dildos — at least, it’s not their main thing.

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About KinkyPop Toys

KinkyPop Toys is a US-based, husband-and-wife duo intent on getting their users to gush — literally. The makers set out to sculpt sensations they wished existed. Their top priority? Girthy, squirt-usurping penetration.

Their Thexomite ridges conjure imagery of a space reptilian — standing alongside the Galactic Raider dildo and its heavy veins, ribbing, and knobbed shaft. And KinkyPop’s Innocence ranges in size from human to fucking behemoth, “leaving the user with nothing more to ask of it.”

(The photo of the Extra Large next to a soda can might make passersby looking over your shoulders blush.)

This penetration-first, clit-second shop also makes external grinding toys in cushy Shore 0020–31 silicone. Think of them as a luxurious leap from humping your pillow.

While the toys are extra as fuck, KinkyPop’s packages of packages are simple: a black box with a pink satin ribbon and a storage pouch.

KinkyPop Thexomite Features

The KinkyPop Thexomite dildo’s gasp-inducing profile features a firm, formidable curve, a defined edge around the corona, and absolute overload for the walls.

We’re talking about zigzagging pizzazz all along the front and a stacked spinal column along the back.

“Bound together by large binder rings along the bottom ridge,” declares Thexomite’s product page. “The combination increases vibration during rapid play.”

How Does Thexomite Feel in Use?

The rhythmically repeated ribbing and ravines rapidly push and pull against my pussy with every thrust. Clench, relax, clench, relax. Every individual bump makes itself known; you can’t ignore the hard Shore 15A silicone. For those familiar with Tantus’s original firm formula, it’s like that.

At the Thexomite’s girth, there’s very little give. You can only slightly bend it.

Pair that with the flattened dome head for a big and blunt insertion. My past (pre-fisting) self would have had a hard time with it initially. To minimize drag against the urethra (ow), I angled the tip against my back wall, almost like I was pushing my walls apart to stretch slightly wider than the toy’s tip, preparing myself for more.

Once it’s in, I can tilt the tip forward to savor the shaft’s ripples on the front wall. At first, its head is more A-spotty than anything else; it’s too blunt to slide behind my cervix.

It takes the slightest twist to focus the flared corona on my G-spot since the head is sharper on the sides.

Getting it an angle pulls that edge against where the pubic bone dips. If you’re a squirter, it’s Spurt City. I’m not (at least not usually), but having orgasms from mere millimeters of movement is pretty dang good.

Though Thexomite won’t find the hot spot for you, it’s effective if you’re already intimately close to your G-spot and love girth. Across the cave, there’s perineal sponge stimulation on the back wall, too. It’s a bit of everything for the shallow-to-mid-depth diver.

Closing Thoughts on KinkyPop’s Thexomite

Thexomite brings a big bang and breathtaking intensity for the already-initiated. Even the smallest size option was a slight challenge for me, but once I locked it in, my G-spot, A-spot, and perineal sponge were rocketed into an out-of-this-world adventure.

Are you wearing space pants, baby?

Take your pleasure to the next galaxy and get ready for a cave raid.

Get the Thexomite by KinkyPop Toys.

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