Best Places to (Safely) Buy Sex Toys

Every shop in list below is an excel­lent online sex shop, but they each have a lit­tle something-something that makes them unique. I’d rather you did­n’t buy sex toys from Amazon because of the chance that you’ll get a knock-off/counterfeit — or worse, some­thing tox­ic to your health.

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Spectrum Boutique: hand-picked by sex educator & artist Zoë Ligon

Spectrum has beau­ti­ful­ly curat­ed toys, a huge vari­ety of sex ed books, and some hard-to-find dils by Luz Arte. Get 10% off your first order at Spectrum with coupon code SUPERSMASH10


Peepshow Toys: curated, quality sex toys for every body and budget

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Quickly find afford­able toys and lux­u­ry toys, all made with high-quailty mate­ri­als. Yes, that includes arti­san dil­dos by Uberrime, Squarepegtoys, Hankeys’ Toys, and more!

Free ship­ping on orders over $70. Or upgrade to Fedex 2‑Day ship­ping on select items for just $6.

Save 10% off your order with coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHE


SheVibe: low prices, vast selection, kick-ass artwork

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Seriously, they’re the first shop I check when look­ing for a spe­cif­ic prod­uct. Along with basic NoFrilldos, they have a great selec­tion of unique toys from Funkit, plus oth­er hard-to-find brands like BS Atelier and Hole Punch Toys. Plus, free ship­ping on orders over $75.


Early to Bed: another oldie but goodie indie shop

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Early to Bed is a Chicago-based indie shop that’s been around for a very long long time. They were estab­lished in 2001, and they’re run by some of the warmest peo­ple in the indus­try. The web­site is very per­son­able— Early to Bed writes their own pros, cons, and help­ful usage tips in every prod­uct description.


The Pleasure Garden Shop: UK-based, inclusive & disability-friendly

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I high­ly rec­om­mend the Pleasure Garden shop if you live in Europe! They place heavy empha­sis on acces­si­bil­i­ty, AND you can ask them for per­son­al­ized sex toy rec­om­men­da­tions relat­ing to dis­abil­i­ties and med­ical con­di­tions. Free ship­ping on orders over £50. Get 10% off with coupon code SUPER


Betty’s Toy Box (and their Canadian sister site, Naughty North)

Betty’s Toy Box is anoth­er fan­tas­tic online sex shop with a great curat­ed selec­tion. They, too, seek to edu­cate their buyers.

Take 10% off at Betty’s Toy Box USA with my coupon code, SUPER at checkout.

Use code SUPER for 10% off at Betty's Toy Box
Betty’s Toy Box also has two sister sites:

Sex toys straight from the manufacturer

Fun Factory German-made silicone dildos & rumbly vibrators
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Fun Factory toys are so vibrant and cre­ative and the big­ger G5 vibra­tors are top notch!

See my top Fun Factory sex toys com­par­i­son or read my Fun Factory vibra­tor reviews:

Shop Fun Factory now!


Handheld fucking machines by Velvet Thruster

Take 20% off on Velvet Thrusters using dis­count code SUPER20

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Zumio rumbly pinpoint oscillators
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Read my Zumio E vs. S vs. X com­par­i­son & review or shop Zumio now.

We-Vibe and Womanizer
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Firmer silicone dildos & plugs
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Tantus has a big flash sale every month, so keep your eyes peeled!


Polka-dot silicone dildos and more
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…with pom-poms, glit­ter, or any­thing else you want embed­ded?!?!?! Get 30% off with coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHE

Read my reviews of LuzArte’s Jollet dil­do, Luna plug, or Thrust dildo.


Hot Octopuss rumbly vibrators
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Read my review of the Hot Octopuss Amo bul­let or shop Hot Octopuss.


Bulk condoms

I real­ly like Undercover Condoms for their vari­ety packs (includ­ing a large size option).


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