Best places to safely buy sex toys

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About these amazing online sex shops:

Every shop in list below is an excellent place to get body-safe sex toys, but they each have a little something-something that makes them unique. I’d rather you didn’t buy sex toys from Amazon because of the chance that you’ll get a knock-off/counterfeit — or worse, something toxic to your health.

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Spectrum Boutique: hand-picked by sex educator & artist Zoë Ligon

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Spectrum has beautifully curated toys, a huge variety of sex ed books, and some hard-to-find dils by Luz Arte. Get 10% off your first order at Spectrum with coupon code SUPERSMASH10

Peepshow Toys: curated, quality sex toys for every body and budget

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Quickly find affordable toys and luxury toys, all made with high-quailty materials. Yes, that includes artisan dildos by Uberrime, Squarepegtoys, Hankeys’ Toys, and more!

Free shipping on orders over $70. Or upgrade to Fedex 2-Day shipping on select items for just $6.

Save 10% off your order with coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHE

SheVibe: low prices, vast selection, kick-ass artwork

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Seriously, they’re the first shop I check when looking for a specific product. Along with basic NoFrilldos, they have a great selection of unique toys from Funkit, plus other hard-to-find brands like BS Atelier and Hole Punch Toys. Plus, free shipping on orders over $75.

Good Vibrations: an oldie but goodie with an easy-to-use interface

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The original Good Vibrations shop was founded in 1977. Though plenty of sex shops refuse to stock toys with phthalates, Good Vibrations was one of the first. I highly recommend using Good Vibrations’ website if you’re easily overwhelmed by choices— their filters are super helpful.

Early to Bed: another oldie but goodie indie shop

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Early to Bed is a Chicago-based indie shop that’s been around for a very long long time. They were established in 2001, and they’re run by some of the warmest people in the industry. The website is very personable— Early to Bed writes their own pros, cons, and helpful usage tips in every product description.

The Pleasure Garden: UK-based, inclusive & disability-friendly

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I highly recommend the Pleasure Garden shop if you live in Europe! They place heavy emphasis on accessibility, AND you can ask them for personalized sex toy recommendations relating to disabilities and medical conditions. Free shipping on orders over £50. Get 10% off with coupon code SUPER

Betty’s Toy Box (and their Canadian sister site, Naughty North)

Betty’s Toy Box is another fantastic online sex shop, with a great selection, seeking to educate their buyers. They’re super nice people to work with, and I’ve written quite a few sponsored posts for them:

Take 10% off at Betty’s Toy Box proper with my coupon code, SUPER at checkout.

Betty’s Toy Box also has two sister sites:

Use code SUPER for 10% off at Betty's Toy Box

Sex toys straight from the manufacturer

We-Vibe and Womanizer

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Geeky fandom-themed silicone toys

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Silicone dildos and butt plugs

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Clear silicone dildos

…with pom-poms, glitter, or anything else you want embedded?!?!?! Get 30% off with coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHEBest places to safely buy sex toys 12

Read my reviews of LuzArte’s Jollet dildo, Luna plug, or Thrust dildo.

Hot Octopuss rumbly pulseplate vibrators & guybrators

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Read my review of the Hot Octopuss Amo bullet or shop Hot Octopuss now.

Handheld fucking machines

Take 20% off on Velvet Thrusters using discount code SUPER20

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Fun Factory silicone vibrators & dildos

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Fun Factory toys are so vibrant and creative and the bigger G5 vibrators are top notch!

See my Fun Factory sex toy comparison or read my Fun Factory vibrator reviews:

Shop Fun Factory now!

Zumio rumbly pinpoint oscillators

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Read my Zumio E vs. S vs. X comparison & review or shop Zumio now.

Jeweled princess plugs, spiral dildos, and glass basics

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