13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
I’ve tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you’re creative enough. And with the evolution of soft…
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Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in photos,…
3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re one of…
Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b‑Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs
“it’s only sodomy if it’s from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it’s just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs galore. Some are…
Blush Temptasia Trixie vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy GS self-thrusting dildo comparison
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties made…
Flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY!
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
Review: Bodywand, Ultra G‑Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: Captivated by the promise of the ultimate orgasm(s) Skeptical of whether it would…
Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That’s why I’m giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish) releases…
Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner’s body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up to…
Lora DiCarlo Sway G‑spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway and Tilt have been my default “go-to” vibrators in my review pile. What…
Review: Cat o’ Nine Tails whip from Passion Craft Store
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That’s the cat o’ nine tails. As with whips, the cats’ claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But instead…
Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia sex doll torso
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly’s Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it,…