“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it. I…
by · Published January 28, 2023
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I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of soft…
by · Published December 7, 2022
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I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in photos,…
by · Published November 4, 2022
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Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re one…
by · Published October 22, 2022
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“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs galore. Some…
by · Published September 17, 2022
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Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties…
by · Published December 14, 2021
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Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
by · Published August 4, 2021
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You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: Captivated by the promise of the ultimate orgasm(s) Skeptical of whether it would…
by · Published August 3, 2021
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Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's why I'm giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish) releases…
by · Published July 27, 2021
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Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up…
by · Published July 8, 2021
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A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway and Tilt have been my default "go-to" vibrators in my review pile. What…
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That's the cat o' nine tails. As with whips, the cats' claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But instead…