FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live!
Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.”
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and FUN FACTORY'S VIM is an S‑tier standout in the wand-style massager category. How is it so damn rumbly? The key is its hella front-loaded head — VIM's motor is uniquely weighted for a thuddy, rumbly vibration quality, while the handle is slimmer and more lightweight than the competitors.
FUN FACTORY VIM review summary
- VIM's highest setting is only a hair less powerful but waaaaay rumblier than the Magic Wand Rechargeable.
- VIM has 5 steady speeds and 3 patterns; there isn't that big intensity gap in the middle like with the Magic Wand Rechargeable. Also… I actually like the waves and rhythms?!
- The LELO Smart Wand 2 also has a deep, purring timbre, but doesn't come close to VIM's power.
I consider it complementary to my faithfully mains-powered Doxy Die Cast — VIM for the thuddiest vibration quality, and Doxy for when I just fucking want a power tool with the raw power to sand off my clit. VIM's top speed is somewhere between the Doxy Die Cast's first and second settings.
Here's my FUN FACTORY VIM review quote that really takes the cake:
…multiple [orgasms] that overwhelm me with rapturous dopamine delight. I turn it up, climax, turn it way down when I’m sensitive but still on the plateau, insta-cum again, and repeat, going higher every time until I'm a sobbing mess.
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Celebrating VIM, just for fun!
Taking a closer look at the influencer release box
FUN FACTORY makes their new releases so festive. My VIM came with:
- Hiyo's sweet seltzer with nootropics and mushroom extracts for a booze-free buzz
- A candle that smells like pepper and palm, i.e., if Old Spice were less bro‑y
- A tray that fits the wand and refreshments juuuust right
- Lil itty-bitty matches — HOW FREAKING CUTE?!
Thank you so much to FUN FACTORY USA for this collaboration and for letting me guest review VIM on their website. The US HQ is in California, while the toys themselves are ethically made with love in Germany.
I also made a playlist to go with VIM's vivacious vibe, which Fun Factory titled "Wand Wave." Their description goes:
Made for us by Cy Smash, this mix features ’80s-flavored, cinematic pop jams. The synth-heavy sound is a welcome update to a classic, much like VIM, the toy that inspired this playlist.
That just furthers how I've summarized my music taste, "80s revival summer beach rom-com." Enjoy!
Got any questions for me about the FUN FACTORY VIM? Drop them in the comments below!
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I've tested over 350 sex toys and love diving deep for cervical orgasms, A‑spot stimulation, and kinky odysseys into the subconscious.
Mesmerizing mindfucking or physical fisting? Blowing men or minds? Opening books or legs? Why not all of the above?
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