FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand

My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live!

Upon turn­ing on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” 

I've tried over 350 sex toys, and FUN FACTORY'S VIM is an S‑tier stand­out in the wand-​style mas­sager cat­e­go­ry. How is it so damn rumbly? The key is its hel­la front-​loaded head — VIM's motor is unique­ly weight­ed for a thud­dy, rumbly vibra­tion qual­i­ty, while the han­dle is slim­mer and more light­weight than the competitors.

FUN FACTORY VIM review summary

Yup, my review of FUN FACTORY's VIM also com­pares this wand to the Magic Wand Rechargeable and LELO Smart Wand 2 Large. In short:

• VIM's high­est set­ting is only a hair less pow­er­ful but waaaaay rum­bli­er than the Magic Wand Rechargeable.
• VIM has 5 steady speeds and 3 pat­terns; there isn't that big inten­si­ty gap in the mid­dle like with the Magic Wand Rechargeable. Also… I actu­al­ly like the waves and rhythms?!
• The LELO Smart Wand 2 also has a deep, purring tim­bre, but doesn't come close to VIM's pow­er.

The full post explains it in more detail. As far as cord­less wands go, VIM blows all else out of the water.

I con­sid­er it com­ple­men­tary to my faith­ful­ly mains-​powered Doxy Die Cast — VIM for the thud­di­est vibra­tion qual­i­ty, and Doxy for when I just fuck­ing want a pow­er tool with the raw pow­er to sand off my clit. VIM's top speed is some­where between the Doxy Die Cast's first and sec­ond settings.

Here's my FUN FACTORY VIM review quote that real­ly takes the cake:

…mul­ti­ple [orgasms] that over­whelm me with rap­tur­ous dopamine delight. I turn it up, cli­max, turn it way down when I’m sen­si­tive but still on the plateau, insta-​cum again, and repeat, going high­er every time until I'm a sob­bing mess.

Nobody's sur­prised about how much I love VIM, con­sid­er­ing my long his­to­ry of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" fan­girling for FUN FACTORY's G5 vibra­tors, right?

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Celebrating VIM, just for fun!

Taking a closer look at the influencer release box

FUN FACTORY makes their new releas­es so fes­tive. My VIM came with:

• Hiyo's sweet seltzer with nootrop­ics and mush­room extracts for a booze-​free buzz
• A can­dle that smells like pep­per and palm, i.e., if Old Spice were less bro‑y
• A tray that fits the wand and refresh­ments juu­u­ust right
• Lil itty-​bitty match­es — HOW FREAKING CUTE?!

Thank you so much to FUN FACTORY USA for this col­lab­o­ra­tion and for let­ting me guest review VIM on their web­site. The US HQ is in California, while the toys them­selves are eth­i­cal­ly made with love in Germany.

I also made a playlist to go with VIM's viva­cious vibe, which Fun Factory titled "Wand Wave." Their descrip­tion goes:

Made for us by Cy Smash, this mix fea­tures ’80s-​flavored, cin­e­mat­ic pop jams. The synth-​heavy sound is a wel­come update to a clas­sic, much like VIM, the toy that inspired this playlist.

That just fur­thers how I've sum­ma­rized my music taste, "80s revival sum­mer beach rom-​com." Enjoy!

Got any ques­tions for me about the FUN FACTORY VIM? Drop them in the com­ments below!