Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft review: steampunk textured dildo

"Am I going to enjoy using it as much as I enjoy look­ing at it?" is a recur­ring theme in my reviews. It was a source of pro­cras­ti­na­tion with test­ing the impec­ca­bly artis­tic Tantus Steam Hunk, but rest assured: I wasn't dis­ap­point­ed. As with all the best dil­dos, every orgas­mic clench keeps me com­ing and com­ing more.

Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft hydraulic chamber testes

Steam Hunk's steampunk aesthetic

A stu­dent in a class I mod­eled for summed up steampunk's aes­thet­ic as retro-​futuristic. Her exact words were oh-​so-​articulately, "it's like the future, but from the past." Think of how peo­ple from the ear­ly 20th cen­tu­ry imag­ined the future to be, if steam remained the main source of pow­er. Gears, hydraulic tubes, pipe thread­ing, riv­ets, lay­ered sheet met­al: an open­ly mechan­i­cal appear­ance where the com­po­nents' form expli­cates their func­tion in the over­all gizmo.

Tantus's Steam Hunk is a sexy sculp­ture that incor­po­rates this retro-​futurism. Not least, it comes in a shim­mery cop­per (or gun­metal black) that real­ly brings out the mock met­al tex­tures… includ­ing the sim­u­lat­ed hydraulic cham­ber testes, which add to the abstract­ed phal­lic look. Since the Steam Hunk result­ed from Tantus's col­lab­o­ra­tion with SheVibe (known for their art­work), I wouldn't expect any­thing less.

Exaggerated mushroom head and flexible shaft

The Steam Hunk's tip has a defined coro­nal ridge to clench around; its tapered width pro­trudes to 2" and, just under the head, recedes down to 1.7". Cast in Tantus's Super Soft sil­i­cone, it has squish to it. Think of a some­where between the firm­ness of a stale gum­my bear and that of a stack of mousepads.

Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft steampunk dildo among copper tubing

For most users, it's a sigh of relief that it isn't as rigid as the orig­i­nal Tantus toys. The tex­ture is more for­giv­ing as a result, rather than being pret­ty but feel­ing like vagi­nal rug­burn. I can also insert just a bit while bend­ing the shaft enough to grind my clit on the tex­tures to warm up.

On the flip side, the flex­i­bil­i­ty makes the Steam Hunk less effec­tive as a G‑spot dil­do for me. Yeah, I can get the head to latch just past my pubic bone, and I can clench to get some G‑spot stim­u­la­tion, but not enough to get me off on its own. Not even with the bulging coro­nal ridge (which is a lit­tle less pro­nounced than the Avant D4's). It's sat­is­fac­to­ry for peo­ple who want some­thing squishy to jig­gle in place, but that's not me.

The A-spot orgasms feel fucking good

The mag­ic hap­pens when I push the toy in a deep­er and the ridge is a lit­tle below my cervix, press­ing against my A‑spot. As always with deep pen­e­tra­tion, I use short thrusts. My orgasms' build-​up is a lit­tle slow, but that gives my front wall time to savor the fine sur­face tex­tures on the shaft, whether I want a lit­tle or a lot.

Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft texture details in the sun

I find that when I aim the tip for­ward, toward my A‑spot, the tex­ture doesn't feel as harsh. The shaft is flex­i­ble enough that I can bend so that the base is direct­ed away from the shal­low­est, most sen­si­tive part of my front wall.

When I come, my vagina's clench­ing push­es the Steam Hunk out, giv­ing me a sud­den jolt as the ridges slide at just the right time. The girth, tex­ture, clench­ing, and resis­tance syn­er­gize, alter­nat­ing between my vagi­na push­ing out and my hand push­ing in. The hard­er I come and clench, the more syn­chro­nous stim­u­la­tion I get. I total­ly melt into my bed, as I should.

Closing thoughts on the Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft

Arousal is holis­tic. A unique col­or palette. A Swarovski crys­tal on the base. If the steam­punk aes­thet­ic turns you on, you already know what you want. Get the Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft.

Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft copper

Discover more from Super Smash Cache

Subscribe to get the lat­est posts to your email.

9 Responses

  1. D. Dyer says:

    As a mas­sive A fan of both tex­tured toys and the steam­punk aes­thet­ic, this is one of my favorites.

  2. Acoustics Workshop says:

    Greetings from Colorado! I'm bored at work so I decid­ed to check out your site on my iphone dur­ing lunch break.
    I enjoy the info you present here and can't wait to take a look when I get home.

    I'm sur­prised at how quick your blog loaded on my cell phone ..
    I'm not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyways, awe­some site!

  3. G says:

    Such a plea­sure to read your reviews.

  4. Jay says:

    The Steam Hunk’s appear­ance isn’t my cup of tea, but your open­ing line is some­thing I strug­gle with when buy­ing new toys. At this point I know pret­ty well what dil­dos will work for me, but am often tempt­ed by toys with an aes­thet­ic that I like bet­ter. Its great when the two, dil­do shape/​size and appear­ance, align, though that’s not always the case. If only I had unlim­it­ed funds then I could jus­ti­fy hav­ing toys for pure­ly art.

  5. DizzyD says:

    I love steam­punk. When we go to a fes­ti­val I make sure my out­fit has the steam­punk ele­ment in it. This dil­do piece of art def­i­nite­ly speaks to me. But I’m usu­al­ly not into soft mate­ri­als, I like my toys on the firm side. But this one is a beauty!

  6. Clara says:

    Oh my god it’s so gor­geous!! The col­or and the detail are so coooooooool

  7. Clara says:

    It’s so beau­ti­ful!!! Thanks for the review 🙂

  8. Trix says:

    Looks intense, but beautiful!

  9. Kalliopeia says:

    This is just such a fun-​looking toy. I love the steam­punk aes­thet­ic, and the cop­per works great with it.

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.