Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos.

The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe.

• Creature Cocks’ Tower of Doom stacks four defined skulls for the hungriest texture slut to savor.
• Uberrime’s Calaveras is a mostly-realistic rendition of a cock, but with skulls for balls.
• The Messorem, also by Uberrime, hunches over (read: curves against your wall) for G-spot and prostate stimulation.

Raise your spirits with some spine-tingling silicone.

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Creature Cocks Tower of Doom Skull Dildo Review

Calling the most hardcore texture sluts only! Are you fearless and bold enough to take on the Tower of Doom’s seriously sharp cheekbone and temple textures?

Maybe you’ll grin as this memento mori’s girthy chins and grins grip your walls.

Four skull-like baubles stack atop a strong suction cup. They range from 1.5” across the top bulb to 2.0” across the bottom bulb — eerily intimidating when you remember how fucking rugged the landscapes from mandibles to zygomas are.

I would find 6” of insertable length and 2.0” diameter fat but manageable for an actual flesh-and-blood cock. That same thickness for a firm silicone dildo with aggro jags and edges?

It’s beyond a wild ride for me.

And that’s what XR Brands wants when bringing exotic fantasy toys to the mainstream with its Creature Cocks line.

If you’re using the Tower of Doom vaginally, placing the skulls’ faces against your front wall is a bone-rattlingly relentless experience. This skull dildo’s chins can be G-spotty, but any sense of localization may be overpowered by the textures eeeeeverywhere else. Turn it the other way, and you’ll have a more forgiving stretch.

Again, though, Creature Cocks dildos tend to be on the firmer side, and the Tower of Doom follows that trend. Don’t expect indie studio softness here. And, if you’re using the Tower of Doom anally, your fine-touch receptors are in for a rush of spectral sensations.

You’re also braver than me.

I used the Creature Cocks Tower of Doom vaginally with the faces turned to the front, then to the side. While I could cum on it, its intensity clawed at me too much for my comfort.

Maybe that’s exactly the thrill you’ve been dying for.

Get the Tower of Doom skull dildo if you dare.

XR Brands’ Tower of Doom Specs

• 1.5″ across the top bulb
• 2.0″ across the bottom bulb
• 2.7″ across the suction cup base
• 7” total length
• 6” insertable length
• Firm silicone
• Strong suction cup

And when you’re done, care for your Creature Cocks fantasy dildos with a soft-bristled toothbrush to get into the crevices. Boil, bleach, or use the sanitizing setting on your dishwasher. Cleaning silicone dildos is easy-breezy!

While XR Brands brings bold designs to a broader audience, Uberrime’s artisanal adult novelties are made-to-order with custom colors and, for a limited time, two spooky skeleton-themed dildos. Grab one before it’s gone!

Uberrime’s Spooky Skeleton Dildos — October Only!

Are next-level textures too frightening for you? There’s no need to face the full onslaught. Check out these alternative skeleton-themed phalluses that offer more subtle sensations — indie picks for those who prefer their pleasure without the extra intensity.

The Messorem Grim Reaper Dildo

This deathly dildo features the harvester hunching forward. Grim’s face and throat feature finer tactile textures for rubbing against the G-spot — nothing too wild here!

Twist or turn The Messorem. Savor it shallow or deep; its shaft is curved with wicked sinews and twists, fun for the A-spot, G-spot, or general front wall. Plus, the protruding vertebral column skims the perineal sponge along the back vaginal wall.

Here’s how this Messorem! Grim Reaper skull dildo measures:

• 7.5” total length
• 6.0” insertable length
• 1.3” head diameter
• 1.8” mid-shaft diameter
• 1.6” base shaft diameter

Get The Messorem from Uberrime before it returns to the grave at the end of October.

Calaveras Dildo With Skulls For Balls

Calaveras is a classic curved cock with a flaring corona and grinning skulls for balls.

It’s on the upper end of human penis size, measuring:

• 9.3” total length
• 7” insertable length
• 2” across and head diameter
• 1.7” shaft diameter

Down with the thickness? Get the Calaveras dildo before the Day of the Dead.

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Or maybe just my favorites… I love deep penetration to a fault. <3

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