It’s been half a decade since Pipedream’s Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good reason. The sucking, licking, and vibrating massager seemed to do it all.

Then came Cal Exotics’ yassified girlboss-branded version with better controls.

Naturally, stripped-down knockoffs popped up. YoYoLemon’s Vibrating Pussy Pump offers a taste of the experience with a trimmed-down price tag.

Here’s what you can expect from it — where the fluff was cut, when to save, and when to splurge.

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Licking Pussy Pumps at a Glance

We’re comparing and contrasting three pussy pumps with up-and-down licking tongues:

• Pipedream’s Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure
• Cal Exotics’ Empowered Smart Pleasure Queen
• YoYoLemon’s generically named and very SEO’d white label version (“YoYoLemon Vibrating Pussy Pump with Tongue Licking Motions for Clit and Nipple for Women, Adult Sex Toys,” which we’ll shorten to “YoYoLemon Vibrating Pussy Pump”)

What do these toys have in common?

• They’re pussy pumps with one-way suction, covering the whole vulva and increasing circulation to the area for enhanced sensitivity and slight swelling.
• They each feature a silicone “tongue” that flits up and down on the clitoral glans — or nipples, or whatever you put the suction attachment on
• You can control the suction and licking motors independently
• Their general construction formula follows: silicone handle, silicone tongue, hard plastic cup, silicone rim for comfort and sealing against the vulva

Overall Pump Shapes

YoYoLemon’s vibrating pussy pump more closely follows CalEx’s external stimulation-only lead here. The main difference is that YoYoLemon’s is more compact and covers less surface area. Both, however, have round, stout handles.

In contrast, Pipedream’s Her Ultimate Pleasure has a longer and slimmer hilt for penetration, with about 5.2 inches of insertable length, which:

• Can be a plus if you’re new to sex toys and want to try a wide range of sensations
• Can be a minus if you know you need deeper penetration — I found myself holding back, not wanting my juices to collect in the control panel’s seams.

I could just not use that end, but paying more for that feature would be a waste. Still, there are reasons to love each of these three vibrating, licking pussy pumps.

Which One Is the Best?

Despite these three models’ similar appearances, all of the following metrics have clear winners:

• Which one’s suction feels the best?
• Which one has the best controls?
• Which one licks the fastest (and strongest)?

They each offer something a little different:

• California Exotics’ Empowered Queen is a specialist for the best bona fide clitoral suction experience of the three
• Pipedream’s Her Ultimate Pleasure is a generalist for broad exploration
• YoYoLemon’s Vibrating Pussy Pump is budget-friendly for sampling the suction sensation

Let’s compare them based on settings, ease of cleaning, and versatility.

Pussy Pump Suction

We’ll start with the suction settings. To quote my past Empowered Queen vs. Her Ultimate Pleasure comparison:

Both of these toys have powerful aspirating motors, and both can make me damn near insta-cum. But how they feel in use is quite different.

The Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure’s suction settings are all patterns with waves of suck-release times (for example, 4 sections of suction, 1 second of rest). It’s a tease.

In contrast, the Empowered Queen allows the user to keep the suction steady until they “freeze” it in place or quick-release it. Once they’re happy with the “baseline” vacuum intensity, they can add a pattern on top of that if they wish.

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The Empowered Queen’s staccato patterns rhythmically pull air in one way. Puff, puf, puf, puf, puf, puf. Like a mouth might.

—Review: Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics

How Does YoYoLemon’s Suction Compare?

YoYoLemon’s suction gives you options for steady suction and suck-release patterns:

• Holding down the suction button draws air in
• Pressing it clicks to the following setting
• There are three suction options
• The higher settings pull in the air faster
• The higher settings also have slightly longer suction phases between pauses — but nowhere near as long as the Her Ultimate Pleasure.
  • YoYoLemon’s lowest: about 45 pulses of suction per minute
  • Middle: 42 per minute
  • Highest: 33 per minute

Remember: in this case, fewer pulses mean less time pausing and more time sucking — and, in turn, more intensity. However, it’s still fast enough for the “puff, puff, puff” feeling, rather than “Puuuuuff. Puuuuuuff. Puuuuuuff.”

What Does That Mean For the User?

And how do these three pussy pumps’ aspiration functions compare in use?

• Cal Exotics’ Empowered Queen is, hands-down, the most comprehensive for more hardcore pussy pumpers. It has options for all of the following:
  • Steady suction
  • “Freezing” the vacuum to latch on
  • Rhythms and patterns
  • Quick release
• Pipedream’s Her Ultimate Pleasure‘s suction cadence is a bit more relaxed. Use it for teasing or pair it with the flicking tongue for best results.
• YoYoLemon’s pussy pump suck-and-release cycles have quicker rhythms.

Takeaway: any of the three can make me orgasm quickly.

YoYoLemon‘s is a great starting point if you’re not super committed to the clitoral suction sensation — but my favorite is the Cal Exotics Empowered Queen.

Tongue Licking Size & Speed

The Empowered Smart Pleasure Queen also licks the fastest.

For comparison to the others:

• Her Ultimate Pleasure licks up to 100 times per minute
• YoYoLemon’s vibrating pussy pump licks up to 100 times per minute
• The Empowered Queen licks up to 150 times per minute

I say “up to” because, as often with unconventional massager motors, these toys do stall with pressure.

Here are more fast facts about the tongue-flicking motors:

• The Empowered Queen can withstand more force, and YoYoLemon less.
• YoYoLemon’s tongue is the smallest, Pipedream’s just a little longer, and CalEx’s is quite a bit broader and longer.
• YoYoLemon’s tongue movements travel the longest distance, CalEx’s in the middle, and Pipedream the shortest flicks.

In short:

• CalEx’s Empowered Queen oscillations are the strongest and fastest
• YoYoLemon’s are longer but not as strong
• Pipedream’s flicking is more focused

Suction Cone Size

There’s also the breadth of suction to consider.

The Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure‘s curved cup is the best fit for me, but I’m petite, so take that with a grain of salt. If you’re on the bigger side, you might like the Empowered Queen’s suction cones more.

Ultimately, though, all of the curved cups work for my vulva. If you want to adapt a pussy pump for nipple suction, too, I’d suggest Pipedream’s Her Ultimate Pleasure for its two cone options.

Care & Cleaning

Cal Exotics’ and Pipedream’s licking pussy pump cups pop on and off for adaptability and cleaning. You can more easily get into the crevasses around the motorized “tongue.”

YoYoLemon’s clear plastic cone doesn’t screw off. However, as with the other two models, the silicone rim is removable. Use a small brush with soap and water to get into the nooks and crannies.

All three have silicone tongues, making them nonporous for practical purposes and hygienic.

(Pipedream’s Her Ultimate Pleasure does have a thermoplastic sleeve to make the “tongue” softer and more cushy, but I threw that part away since it’s not as easy to clean. Stick with the body-safe silicone core.)

As always with silicone toys, use them with water-based lube for best results.

Who is Each Licking Pussy Pump For?

The Empowered Queen‘s Ideal User

• Cares a lot about tight control of the suction function
• Mostly wants to use the suction cup attachments over their whole vulva
• Wants the flicking tongue vibrator to deliver more pressure
• Know what kinds of sensations they like
• Simply want great clitoral suction and licking

Her Ultimate Pleasure‘s Ideal User

• A more general explorer
• Intends to use suction and licking on many different body parts
• Enjoys slow teasing with the suction patterns
• Down for shallow penetration with a no-frill insertable vibe

YoYoLemon’s Licking Pussy Pump

This budget oral sex simulator’s ideal user:

• Prefers short, quick patterns rather than long, teasing ones
• Doesn’t crave steady suction or tight controls
• Likes lighter, longer licks
• Is intimidated by pussy pumps and wants built-in safety features
• Is on a budget, willing to cut some features to save money

Get YoYoLemon’s vibrating pussy pump.

Other Top Picks

Maybe one-way suction isn’t your thing, and you’d rather have back-and-forth air pulses focused on just the clitoral glans. In that case, check out my mega-comparison of pressure wave stimulators.

Closing Thoughts

For broad suction, all three licking pussy pumps make me cum quickly.

Each oral sex simulator offers a unique experience, but it’s up to you how deep you want to go down the pussy pump rabbit hole.

	YoYoLemon Vibrating Pussy Pump	Her Ultimate Pleasure	Empowered Smart Pleasure Queen
Strokes per minute	Up to 100	Up to 100	Up to 150
Tongue size	3.5 x 1.5 cm	3.5 x 1.8 cm	4.5 x 2.3 cm
Flicking range of motion	2.5 cm	1.5 cm	2.1 cm
Suction settings	3 patterns	3 patterns	Continuous steady suction, 6 patterns
Flicking settings	3 steady, 6 patterns	3 steady, 4 patterns	3 steady, 3 patterns
Suction cup opening sizes	4.8 x 6.0 cm	5 x 5 cm 4.5 x 6.8 cm	6.0 x 8.5 cm 6.5 x 9.4 cm
Handle shape	Egg-shaped	Slightly curved, phallic	Egg-shaped
Charger head	Magnetic	Magnetic	Pin

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This post was sponsored by YoYoLemon, but the opinions expressed and written here are my own. I want you to find the best pussy pump for your pleasure map and budget!

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